You're my only hope.

People's real names matched to board names matched to screen names.

Gonzo has had a threeway and also has lost his affinity for eclairs.

Maria's real name allegedly is Maria

Keyser is convinced that Matt is from West Virgina orginially.

FMJeff is self centered

Matt likes butts

Matt and Gonzo are hornier than Keyser and I

Hawt doesn't do board guys

Keyser sucks at Truth or Dare

It's safe to meet people from the internet in real life because it's no longer 1998

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Here it is:
<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>King Toni Gets PWNED by Anthony on air</span>

fucking classic, my new favorite clip of all time :twisted:

Yeah, baby

From MetsBlog.com...

Late this afternoon, Newsday's Jon Heyman and David Lennon were first to report that the Mets and Padres have swapped Mike Cameron for OF-1B Xavier Nady, who is eligible for salary arbitration this off-season…

According to a source with inside knowledge on what teams were asking in return for Cameron, “the Mets did the best they could.” Cameron is said to be healing well from a season-ending collision with OF Carlos Beltran. Cameron's lengthy recovery, coupled with the league-wide understanding that he hoped to be traded in lieu of Beltran's presence in center field, ultimately diminished his value…

Nady will most likely serve as a right-handed bat at first base to fill in for rookie 1B Mike Jacobs against left-handed pitchers. Last season, Nady hit .323 with 3 HR in 124 at-bats against lefties…

However, Nady could interest Tampa Bay as a replacement for 1B-OF Aubrey Huff, whom the Mets have reportedly discussed with the Devil Rays. Published reports have indicated a deal could break down as Huff and Baez for RHP Aaron Heilman, RHP Jae Seo and RHP Yusmeiro Petit. The Devil Rays, instead, could prefer Nady, an option at first, over Petit, who has yet to excel at Triple-A…

Fans of the Mets would like to think Cameron was worth more than Nady. This may be true. According to multiple reports, Mets GM Omar Minaya has been ultra-aggressive this off-season, and was rumored to be pushing Cameron on several teams at last week's General Managers meetings in California. Therefore, logic would dictate that had a better deal been available, Minaya would have made it. If this is the case, and Nady was fair value, fans should wait and see how other activity takes place this off-season before judging this deal, as I suspect future moves and this trade are not exclusive to one another…

The NJ Governor has asked residents to come up with a new New Jersey slogan.

Call to action.

These are a few of the ones collected....

Its next to New York.
Its better than you think.
MMMMMMM Chemicals.
Three quarters of our state is really nice.
You got a problem with that?
How you doin?
It always smells like this.


Come up with your own.....

So my roommate found this site and we've been reading everything on it for a few hours now.

Chuck Norris Facts
Mr. T Facts
Vin Diesel Facts

Few of my favorites:

Chuck Norris only has sex with AIDS infested women to..."Put the sport back into it"

Chuck Norris once ate 9 bullets and they lodged in one of his massive chocolate loafs. We now call that chocolate loaf 50 Cent.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When Mr. T arrived in Pittsburg, he renamed it Pitysburg. When Mr. T arrived in Secaucus, he renamed it Baracus. And when Mr. T arrived in Delaware, he threw it into the Atlantic Ocean.

Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.

If you look right into Mr.T's eyes for more then quick two second bursts, you will crap out your internal organs in alphabetical order

As you can see this is awesome.

According to WFAN in New York, the Yankees and OF Hideki Matsui have agreed to a new four-year deal worth $52 million…

more like DROPPED PASS REGGIE BROWN