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  new Coheed is available
Posted by: Goatweed - 08-31-2005, 02:29 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (8)

Good Apollo Im Burning Star IV Volume One From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness-2005-tC

get it here

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  i lost a friend today - but gained a sweet connect!
Posted by: diceisgod - 08-31-2005, 01:23 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (15)

My IM's:

Quote:deadlaughter2: done
deadlaughter2: remember that 50 you owe me
deadlaughter2: keep it
deadlaughter2: btw
deadlaughter2: never speak to me again
deadlaughter2: you know what you did
*block buddy*

Text messages:
Quote:scumbag: Was out. what i did is give u the connect that i always get.
scumbag: Be weak let herione (sic) beat u. that's all you wantd was the connect thats y i didn't give it to u.

me: Save it. im not some niave teenage virgin (long story). u sold me out 4 20 bucks-now its done
scumbag:i was workn. i got the connect wtf u complan about u have it now. u should thank me.

me: U lied, i would have given you 20...now its done...by the way...thanks. bye pal
scumbag: Remember who too the gambles 2 get it 4 u. ur right im done. ill never do it again
scumbag: When ur on heroine u lie, u steal, etc. u see y i stoppd, ur not u. i wanted 2 stop but didn't want 2 let u do it.

But anyway, like i said, SWEET connect. Sometimes you have have to break a few eggs to eat an omelet or something like that

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  The Rawker - Are you ready to RAWK
Posted by: Suzie - 08-30-2005, 07:33 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (8)

What the future holds for Keyser

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  Evaluate My Fantasy Football Team
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 08-30-2005, 07:31 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (28)

12 Team League

QB: Brady, Carr
RB: McGahee, Barber, Travis Henry, Lee Suggs
WR: Harrison, Coles, Driver, Mushin, Antonio Bryant
TE: McMichael
K: Vinatieri
D: Dolphins

I drafted Charlie Garner but im dropping him for whatevers available.

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  I lied
Posted by: Galt - 08-30-2005, 03:34 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (23)

I told my boss that I had to leave work early to "help my sister with something", when in reality I had my fantasy football draft.

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  PSP Socom Beta Testers Wanted
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 08-30-2005, 03:09 AM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (9)

You have been hand selected for a very special mission. For the first time, we're beta testing a title exclusively for the PSP™ (PlayStation®Portable) system — SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo. We'd like you to apply to be one of our beta testers. Space is limited, so register today, using only your PSP browser. (You will not be able to register for this beta test any other way.)

Just follow these simple steps:

1) Upgrade your PSP Firmware to 2.0*

2) From your PSP Internet browser go to <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://pspbeta.us.playstation.com">http://pspbeta.us.playstation.com</a><!-- m -->. (We will only accept registrations that are completed on the PSP browser.)

3) Follow the onscreen instructions to complete your registration

You will not receive a confirmation email. We will not send out acceptance notifications until all applications are processed.

Please note that this beta is ONLY playable online on your PSP system via a wireless Internet connection. No offline version is available.

• Instructions on how to download and install the 2.0 Firmware Upgrade:
• Information and instructions about using your computer to install the Firmware are available here.
• If you have wireless Internet access, simply choose the "Network Update" option under the settings menu of your PSP system. More details.

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  new orleans
Posted by: HedCold - 08-28-2005, 08:18 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (258)

new orleans is going to get wrecked.
i just wonder why with all the people evacuating, why don't they let the people use the other side of the highway to get out?

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  So Friday night...
Posted by: Sir O - 08-28-2005, 06:03 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (11)

I hung out with my brother, we went to the Jets/Giants debacle. Then we played some Xbox at his place for a little while and he dropped me off at home. As he drove off, I, being the drunk I am, decided I would like another beer. So instead of entering the house I walked to the bar to pick up a six-pack. (2:25)

About halfway to the bar I see my friend Bob outside his house. I think, it's late as hell, I'm about to get some beer, why not share it with someone? So I say "Hey Bob" and am ignored before I realize he's fighting with his (fat) girlfriend. I hear Bob threaten to call the cops, she says "go ahead", and I'm out. (2:30)

I get to the bar, four blocks from my house, and the bartender there (new guy) asks me for ID. There it is. I cut my hair and get carded. For the first time in forever. I just said I'll go get it, no use arguing, and left. (2:35)

Outside the bar(The Zoo), I reach into my pocket to doublecheck in case I might have some ID on me (even though I never carry any).

I walk back to my house and Bob and his girlfriend are still arguing. I grab my license and head back out and debate in my head: should I drive, or walk? I decide to walk, cause if I drive the asshole cops sitting outside the bar will probably pull me over after I leave, but if I walk they won't do shit. (2:45)

So I walk. The bar closes at three. I decide to jog. After about 200 feet of jogging I see a skunk run out from a bush about 10 feet in front of me. I freeze. Fuck, I'm about to be sprayed!

Thankfully, the skunk runs under a car, and a few seconds later runs to the other side of the street. I go on.

I get to about a half block from Bob's house, when I see the lights. Cops are there. I walk past, hear some cops talking their cop talk to my friend, and keep going. About a block before I get to the bar to pick up my beer, I reach into my pocket (why, I don't know) and find MY MONEY IS GONE!!!! (2:55)

$350 cash, a few receipts, and my driver's license are gone! I'm losing my mind here now. Where did I drop it? Who stole it? At least I didn't lose my wallet, with my credit cards...

So I retrace my steps. Last time I KNOW I saw the money I had in my pocket was outside The Zoo, so I walk back there scanning every inch in front of me hoping I see it. But if you lose money in front of a bar, you think you'll ever see it again?

Now it's after three, the bar is closed but who cares, I just need my money and license. The cops are gone from The Zoo and Bob's house and his girlfriend's car is not there.

I walk back to my house, still scanning the ground, but no luck. All the cash I had in my pocket was still gone. I'm looking at everything that might maybe be some sort of money type thing. Somebody in a riced-out tinted windowed car pulls up next to me at some point, then drives away...

So I go back into my house, search inside, no dice. So I look for a flashlight. I can't fucking find a flashlight! (3:20)

I go back out to look again, streetlights my only help. I go down about two blocks, then decide to search the other side of the street. There, in the middle of the sidewalk about a block and a half from my house, is my shit! (3:35)

I pick it up, go home, fuck around on the internet, and go to sleep...


True story.

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  on my way home...
Posted by: diceisgod - 08-26-2005, 11:15 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (13)

...I was hooking up with my H connection. So I had to go draw some cash at the local ATM. The bank lot where the machine is is typically empty but for some reason it was packed probably because the bar across the street had something going on. So anyway there are no spots and I pull up right next to the machine in the exit driveway to just jump out real quick and be off. This old cunt walks by me, and says some bullshit comment. "That's not a parking space by the way." So I said, "What's that?" She goes, "I was going to get out through there. " Fair enough and valid points but she just had such a cunty tone I was like, "Yeah well I probably would have moved if you would have asked me nice. But now you're gonna wait until I get done my business."

Not even 30 secs later I'm done and on my way to The Man. But right in front of that same parking lot on the side walk there's an old man just sitting there, with a tipped over walker laying next to him. So I'm like fuck, i pulled over, got out to see what the story is. He was handicapped and talked with a slur, I asked him if he fell and needed help and he said of course.

He was huge, each of his legs weighed as much as me, i wasn't getting him up alone. So another older guy but pretty big is walking buy and I ask him for help. We tried to get him up but couldn't, so the guy said just call 911. The old man protested but I called anyway. So I talk to the dispatcher explain the situation, and then get patched through to the fire dept, tell them. All the while this fucko guy is still trying to help the guy get up. So i said, Just leave him, let the ambulance or whatever come so I don;'t look like a jerkoff, he's just gonna walk off if he gets up. Fucker don't listen. He picks him up finally (i thought he was going to break a vessel, his face was so red when he lifted him). And off he goes!

I'm left holding the fucking bag. So i'm like fuck this I just took off having just got a call from the Man asking where i was. So I call 911 back and explain to her that she should just call the people off because someone helped him up and he's off and running. So she say WE DON"T CALL OFF 911 CALLS IF NOONE"S THERE THEY"LL JUST LEAVE!" So I said I was just trying to be nice and hung up.

And they wonder why I put the act together that I got cause they're cocksuckers!

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  e tu goatse?
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 08-26-2005, 09:10 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (13)

SoupSoupAD: hey
Buttmunch1225: Hey
SoupSoupAD: can you relay a msg to goat
Buttmunch1225: I'll try.
SoupSoupAD: ask him why he is not responding to me
Buttmunch1225: OK
SoupSoupAD: thanks
Buttmunch1225: NP
Buttmunch1225: you are on ignore for a week now.
SoupSoupAD: i see that
Buttmunch1225: He's not responding directly to me.
SoupSoupAD: i see
SoupSoupAD: damn
SoupSoupAD: what happened to goat
Buttmunch1225: I dunno. Of course, he hasn't banned me.
SoupSoupAD: thats good
SoupSoupAD: im so sad right now
Buttmunch1225: He's probably just playing
SoupSoupAD: i dont think he is
Buttmunch1225: What did you do?
SoupSoupAD: i dont know

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