Did anyone watch the roast. This had to be one of the funniest roasts I have seen in a while.

Ever take a shit so big your pants fit better?

CATAMOUNTS!

i never really got into hockey except for maybe a few ranger stanley cup games. the hockey lockout just means my favorite sports shows can now talk about hockey even less (though it was a huge topic during negotiations).

my question is, why dont you put really fat people in the goals, completely blocking any path for the puck to enter????

...I GOT THIS HAND IN POKER...

I'm the one in bold.


Texas Hold'em $0.25-$0.50 (real money), hand #741,316,158
Table Peoria, 18 Mar 2005 03:05 AM

Seat 1: noldaga ($9.35 in chips)
Seat 2: Xbenfolds5X ($38.60 in chips)
Seat 3: ender81x ($6.10 in chips)
Seat 4: 5times1 ($82.85 in chips)
Seat 6: lolimitpkr ($10.90 in chips)
Seat 7: RonJeremyGT [AH,QH] ($6.15 in chips)
Seat 9: dcpoker5150 ($9.60 in chips)
Seat 10: BIGSTU1 ($10 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
dcpoker5150 posts blind ($0.10), BIGSTU1 posts blind ($0.25).

PRE-FLOP
noldaga folds, Xbenfolds5X calls $0.25, ender81x folds, 5times1 calls $0.25, lolimitpkr folds, RonJeremyGT bets $0.50, dcpoker5150 folds, BIGSTU1 calls $0.25, Xbenfolds5X calls $0.25, 5times1 calls $0.25.

FLOP [board cards KH,JH,10H ]
BIGSTU1 checks, Xbenfolds5X checks, 5times1 checks, RonJeremyGT checks.

TURN [board cards KH,JH,10H,5H ]
BIGSTU1 checks, Xbenfolds5X checks, 5times1 checks, RonJeremyGT bets $0.50, BIGSTU1 folds, Xbenfolds5X folds, 5times1 folds.

SHOWDOWN
RonJeremyGT shows [ AH,QH ]
RonJeremyGT wins $2.50.



Now most would say I should have won more money. It was a limit table...but the best part of it was that on that site...you get 100x the big blind if you make a royal flush on a ring game table. So they gave me $25. Pretty damn cool.

SUMMARY
Dealer: RonJeremyGT
Pot: $2.60, (including rake: $0.10)
noldaga, loses $0
Xbenfolds5X, loses $0.50
ender81x, loses $0
5times1, loses $0.50
lolimitpkr, loses $0
RonJeremyGT, bets $1, collects $2.50, net $1.50
dcpoker5150, loses $0.10
BIGSTU1, loses $0.50



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i miss that old gimp.

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McGwire was just crying like a little bitch.

I haven't been to a bar in weeks. Just projects, work, home, family, out to do stuff every so often, playing World of Warcraft, catching up on old Ultimate Fighting DVDs rented from Blockbuster or borrowed from our Ultimate Fighting "queer eye" neighbors", and checking in on boards here and there. The new Beck album and Kings of Leon are great, QOTSA isn't bad...and book-wise, I can't get into the new Tom Robbins book (Invilla Cognito). Instead, I'm reading the new Rolling Stone magazine, which has a TON of info of Hunter S. Thompson's last days, including pieces written by Benicio Del Toro, Jack Nicholson, Sean Penn, Johnny Depp, and Pat Buchannan. Rolling Stone may blow..but that Hunter Thompson issue is top-notch. Other than that, best thing I read was a bunch of Fantasy/Sci Fi shit.

Boards have been quiet...here, there, everywhere..so was wondering what is up with all of you.

Yesterday was my birthday.
When I logged in I saw I had a Happy Birthday pm.

But when I opened it I realised it was only a automaticly board generated thing. But I'll accept it anyway, as a well wishing from the lot of you.



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