I got so stoned over the past year I forgot to send out my music swap cd's six monthes ago.

What exactly are the other seven sections?

I bought some cloths the other day for work. I shop for closes maybe once a year at the most. Nothing fancy, we wear business casual at work so I don't need $1000 suits or shit like that. Overall I spent about 400 buck there. For one I bought a couple of pairs of shoes. I wore the first pair yesterday and I didn't even make it through the day and the fucking seams starts to split on one of them. These shoes were literally falling apart the first day I'm wearing them.

Ok so I go back today, to return them and I wanted to just get another pair, something similar but not the same. I don't want to fucking have to go back there fucking all over again for the same shit. So I sez, yeah just let me get these, there around the same price, and were even. This fucking twat's like well, no you have to pay the difference you (it was like 7 and change). You bougtht these when they were on sale (there was some kind of buy one get the second pair for 50% bullshit, you know these bullshit scams department stores do). So I'm like look, what's the difference, you fucking sold me this junk yesterday, i spent like 400 beans here a couple of days ago, i have to waste my damn time and come back here to return this trash you sold me, now you're going to milk me for 7 more bucks? I eventually talked to the manger and she gave me the same shit, i just threw a ten on the counter and bit my tongue. Never shop at this toilet store. Asshole cocksuckers. I'm going to bring them down if I can....






































































<span style='font-size:107pt;line-height:100%'>JUST LIKE I DESTROYED OA.COM!</span>

ZippyAidsFace: hi!!!
SoupSoupAD: hi sir!
ZippyAidsFace: let me get my coffee and my big blue note cards
ZippyAidsFace: and I do you doing you doing me as you
SoupSoupAD: suberb!
ZippyAidsFace: students, today we are blessed with to be in the company of one of the finest minds of our generation, I give you all the gift that I like to call.... keyser
SoupSoupAD: thank you sir, you are too kind!!!
SoupSoupAD: its an honor to be here!!!
ZippyAidsFace: so mister keyser I figured since you were doing all these delcious interviews, someone should interview the interviewer so here we are
ZippyAidsFace: let us begin
SoupSoupAD: excellent!
ZippyAidsFace: when did you originally join OA.com?
SoupSoupAD: well, i think like most of us it was right around bang party
SoupSoupAD: I, like many others, heard it mentioned on the show
ZippyAidsFace: was OA.com the first message board you joined or had you been on others before?
SoupSoupAD: no I actually had been on others before that one
SoupSoupAD: i'm quite the geek
SoupSoupAD: i used to go on BBS before there even was a web really
ZippyAidsFace: geek by day, rocker by night
SoupSoupAD: indeed
ZippyAidsFace: so you are like stingray, you were on the internet before there was an internet
ZippyAidsFace: back in the days of the code of morse
SoupSoupAD: well, i dont know if im as much of a genius as stingray
SoupSoupAD: he invented the internet
ZippyAidsFace: not many can be
SoupSoupAD: al gore may try to claim it
SoupSoupAD: but we all know it to be stingray
ZippyAidsFace: all of us now know you as Keyser but keyser was not your original screen name for the message boards, what other names have you used?
SoupSoupAD: well
SoupSoupAD: originally i was pimp_hand
ZippyAidsFace: yes!
SoupSoupAD: i used that on both OA.com and wackbag
SoupSoupAD: i actually used to pop in on wackbag a bit and even used their voice chat
SoupSoupAD: i think i actually spoke to you on there quite a few times
ZippyAidsFace: well that was the subject of my next question
ZippyAidsFace: but you also used fatwasheduporsenwelles?
SoupSoupAD: yes sir, i was!
SoupSoupAD: see pimp_hand was banned at one time
SoupSoupAD: i can't recall right now the circumstances surrounding it
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: but when pimp_hand was banned, i moved on to fatwasheduporsonwelles
SoupSoupAD: and later to cranky ass
SoupSoupAD: the rules for banning were rather arbitrary on OA.com
ZippyAidsFace: Now you mentioned the fact you used to be in wackbag voice chat. Most of the people around today may not remember it but it was actually lots of fun back in DAS goldenage
ZippyAidsFace: sleeper, tricia and some others would frequent it
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: it was quite a hoot
SoupSoupAD: sting and fofo were on there too
SoupSoupAD: i think i heard her 10 kids crying in the background
ZippyAidsFace: now I always remembered pimp_hand in the chats and I didnt know you at the time, I dont think many did. We were always kinda freaked out by you because you would never talk and you'd be in chat for sometimes days at a time.
ZippyAidsFace: why is that?
SoupSoupAD: well sometimes i would leave and not shut down the window
SoupSoupAD: ive had a dedicated high speed connection for some time, its not uncommon for me to just walk away
ZippyAidsFace: but why the silence and just sitting there like a creepy stalker?
SoupSoupAD: well i wasnt physically there
SoupSoupAD: sometimes i might log on but get distracted
SoupSoupAD: and forget about it and not pay attention
ZippyAidsFace: Many of us spent our empty pathetic time trying to figure out who you were
ZippyAidsFace: mavric and fofo thought you were a SPY
SoupSoupAD: well mavric would know all about that
SoupSoupAD: i didnt have the time or the inclination to be a spy
SoupSoupAD: i was just interested in messing around here and there and having a bit of fun
ZippyAidsFace: well you were creepy I must admit
SoupSoupAD: thats understandable
SoupSoupAD: this name thats always there
SoupSoupAD: watching
SoupSoupAD: judging
SoupSoupAD: but rarely saying a word
ZippyAidsFace: and now you don't shut up
ZippyAidsFace: excellent
SoupSoupAD: i can see how you could make that association
SoupSoupAD: well i was pretty persistant on oa.com
ZippyAidsFace: now when you were fatwasheduporsenwelles, was that the name under which you were banned by then oa.com Moderator Slash?
SoupSoupAD: one of them
SoupSoupAD: slash seemed to take a particular liking to me
SoupSoupAD: in a bad way
ZippyAidsFace: what were the origins of your beef with slash?
SoupSoupAD: well i had a few mods up my ass before him
SoupSoupAD: faceman
SoupSoupAD: corpse grinder junk
SoupSoupAD: even sean cold
SoupSoupAD: but slash seemed to have an agenda
SoupSoupAD: i could never figure out why
ZippyAidsFace: really?
ZippyAidsFace: but you and sean became friendly later on
ZippyAidsFace: as did you and I
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: i think we had little tit or tats here and there on oa.com but never anything big
ZippyAidsFace: so as I remember it slash finally banned you for spamming
SoupSoupAD: sean and i hated each other before we became friendly
SoupSoupAD: we had some blow outs on foundry chat as well
SoupSoupAD: well slash nailed me in this one thread
SoupSoupAD: bang bus passwords
SoupSoupAD: i went after keith the cop
SoupSoupAD: cause i thought the board was hypocritical
SoupSoupAD: he was giving out passwords to a site
SoupSoupAD: which essentially is stealing bandwidth
SoupSoupAD: now i was nailed a few times for stupid shit like hotlinking pics
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: which, after reading BTS that jack opened, was not even a bannable offense
SoupSoupAD: it was to be overlooked
SoupSoupAD: as long as it wasnt a sig
ZippyAidsFace: but Slash seems to have had it out for you
SoupSoupAD: yeah
SoupSoupAD: and when i argued over it
ZippyAidsFace: so he was looking to nail you on any technicality
SoupSoupAD: i was banned for "questioning board policy"
ZippyAidsFace: how gay
SoupSoupAD: slash was a weird guy
SoupSoupAD: he was interesting to read sometimes
SoupSoupAD: posting some good stuff
SoupSoupAD: but he seemed very paranoid
SoupSoupAD: and creepy
ZippyAidsFace: he was very paranoid
SoupSoupAD: i never hated slash
SoupSoupAD: i just kind of didnt get why he wanted me banned so bad
SoupSoupAD: there were others there i just couldnt stand
SoupSoupAD: like corpse
ZippyAidsFace: like who?
SoupSoupAD: he was just a total tool
ZippyAidsFace: corpsecarrypurse
SoupSoupAD: froy i hated from day 1
ZippyAidsFace: yes I remember him
SoupSoupAD: cause he contributed nothing
ZippyAidsFace: did you ever meet froy?
SoupSoupAD: only once
SoupSoupAD: at the O&A Celebrity Softball Game II
SoupSoupAD: i didnt actually meet him, i had no interest in talking to him
SoupSoupAD: but i did see him there in person
ZippyAidsFace: I see
ZippyAidsFace: well you've become known as a person who seems to be intruiged by drama.
SoupSoupAD: the people i have wanted to meet, i have
SoupSoupAD: you, sean, sleeper, hybrid, alkey..and others
SoupSoupAD: gmann, dru
SoupSoupAD: silera
SoupSoupAD: i have met some real cool peeps from the boards
ZippyAidsFace: I was going to get into this later but since you brunged it up, what was the first board event you attended?
SoupSoupAD: id like to meet wbk, he cracks me up
ZippyAidsFace: yes that wbk is a pisser
SoupSoupAD: it actually was at slaughtered lamb
SoupSoupAD: where arpi was supposed to meet me
SoupSoupAD: and buy me drinks
SoupSoupAD: over some bet we made
SoupSoupAD: or maybe i owed him drinks
ZippyAidsFace: yes I remember
SoupSoupAD: i forget which way it was exactly
SoupSoupAD: well arpi never showed
ZippyAidsFace: what was your first reaction to meeting everyone?
SoupSoupAD: but it was the first time i met you, sean, sleeper, gooch, cls, dent, rape, and trish (crx girl) in person
SoupSoupAD: my first reaction was fear
SoupSoupAD: ha
SoupSoupAD: i never met anyone i have met on the internet before
SoupSoupAD: its just not something i do
SoupSoupAD: not that theres anything wrong with it
ZippyAidsFace: because of past descriptions and stories or just because you walked in and said "these people are hideous!!"
SoupSoupAD: it was just a strange concept to me
ZippyAidsFace: especially the fat jew in the slippers
SoupSoupAD: ha
SoupSoupAD: i actually thought sean was weird looking
ZippyAidsFace: how so?
SoupSoupAD: everyone else was pretty normal
SoupSoupAD: he had these crazy eyes
SoupSoupAD: long hair
SoupSoupAD: needed a shave
ZippyAidsFace: Interesting, Magus was there as well but sean was the weird one.
SoupSoupAD: well magus just looked like your garden variety geek
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: but sean just looked freaky to me
ZippyAidsFace: what was your reaction at the end of the night? was this something you thought you'd like to do again? or were you more like "never again!!! I wanna go home!!!"
SoupSoupAD: well i kind of feel like galt in a way that, when you meet people off the board, it kind of spoils it
ZippyAidsFace: really?
ZippyAidsFace: is it because you have an image built up in your mind? Kinda like reading a book instead of seeing the movie.
SoupSoupAD: you want to maintain some sort of mystery
SoupSoupAD: yes!
SoupSoupAD: the whole concept of a board to me is like a book, a movie, or a play
SoupSoupAD: but its real time
ZippyAidsFace: Then you meet them and you're like... damn, so you're sleeper, ehh yeah ok.
SoupSoupAD: right, and it kind of demystifies it
ZippyAidsFace: I understand
ZippyAidsFace: Is there anyone you never met but wish you could have?
SoupSoupAD: slash of course
SoupSoupAD: just to see who he really was
SoupSoupAD: out of curiousity
ZippyAidsFace: Is there anyone you did meet but wish you hadn't?
SoupSoupAD: hmmm
SoupSoupAD: not really
ZippyAidsFace: no one you wanted to just walk up to and punch in the nose?
SoupSoupAD: ive never had feelings of hate that strong about anyone on the boards
SoupSoupAD: its really just in fun, i rarely get that worked up
ZippyAidsFace: I see
ZippyAidsFace: fair enough
SoupSoupAD: i like the drama, but it doesnt get me upset to the point of hating someone
ZippyAidsFace: now speaking of drama
SoupSoupAD: i think some people might take it too seriously
ZippyAidsFace: you've become known as a person intruiged by the drama
SoupSoupAD: i am
ZippyAidsFace: your most infamous case of drama was the Suzie IM
SoupSoupAD: i think most people are, but they won't admit it
SoupSoupAD: or deny they enjoy it
ZippyAidsFace: how did that all start?
SoupSoupAD: we were in CDIH chat one night
SoupSoupAD: about 10 or so of us
SoupSoupAD: bullshitting
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: suzie was in there just trolling for cock
ZippyAidsFace: so, the usual
SoupSoupAD: then she IMed me directly
SoupSoupAD: asking me to come over
ZippyAidsFace: just like that
SoupSoupAD: so i decided, well shes digging her own grave here
ZippyAidsFace: naturally
SoupSoupAD: so might as well have some fun with it
SoupSoupAD: so i played along
SoupSoupAD: made her think i was coming to her place
SoupSoupAD: and then posted the whole thing on the board
ZippyAidsFace: and then the drama beganeth
SoupSoupAD: i think she went in the shower to get ready, returned and there it was
SoupSoupAD: on the board
ZippyAidsFace: now be honest, did you at anytime during the IM, think to yourself... "eh, why not". Did you even once just consider taking her up on the offer?
SoupSoupAD: no, to be honest, i don't have much trouble getting laid
ZippyAidsFace: I bet you don't you handsome devil you
SoupSoupAD: and i wasnt interested in the least
ZippyAidsFace: a pimp in every sense of the word as jay-Z would say
SoupSoupAD: the drama that ensued was more pleasurable than the sex would have been
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: i would have felt more guilty about having sex with her than posting the IM
ZippyAidsFace: do you actually find that to be true for you, is drama better than sex?
SoupSoupAD: no
ZippyAidsFace: good answer
SoupSoupAD: but drama is fun
ZippyAidsFace: now you mentioned before how some people take this shit too seriously. Do you think many people (myself included) over reacted about the whole IM being posted? In retrospect wasn't it her own fault for even stooping that low?
SoupSoupAD: well i didnt think everyone reacted poorly to it
SoupSoupAD: some understood
SoupSoupAD: the ones that didnt, i really didnt care
ZippyAidsFace: at first I must admit I was upset with you as were many others because she asked you in confidence but afterwards I came to my senses... it's suzie for gods sake
ZippyAidsFace: so you basically let shit slide
SoupSoupAD: well see, i dont think she did come to me in confidence
ZippyAidsFace: you don't care much if someone dislikes you
SoupSoupAD: she was trolling for cock in a public chatrom
ZippyAidsFace: or disagrees
SoupSoupAD: no, in fact i prefer it
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: its more ammo on the boards
SoupSoupAD: nicey nice is boring
SoupSoupAD: sure i like being friendly with people like you, but its fun to have nemesises
ZippyAidsFace: what did you think of arpi's reaction to the suzie IM, when he quit not just giving up his modship but leaving the board.. even though he came back as bland.
SoupSoupAD: everyone enjoys it, even if they won't admit it
ZippyAidsFace: his reaction seemed the strongest
SoupSoupAD: well im not sure if that was real or not
ZippyAidsFace: he asked me to demod you
SoupSoupAD: sometimes i think many people play a role
SoupSoupAD: to have a board persona
SoupSoupAD: i think arpi likes the attention
SoupSoupAD: so he played the knight in shining armor for suzie
ZippyAidsFace: well he seemed quite serious when he asked me to demod you and gave me basically the ultimatum of either you go or he goes
SoupSoupAD: i think he also saw it as a way to maybe get laid
SoupSoupAD: yeah well he was serious, but thats just to further his persona
ZippyAidsFace: so you think it was him being in character?
SoupSoupAD: maybe he really felt strongly about it, but he doesnt care about anyone so why would he care now?
ZippyAidsFace: if not on purpose than atleast subconcious
ZippyAidsFace: true
SoupSoupAD: i think subconciously at the least
SoupSoupAD: cause it would further his board persona
SoupSoupAD: i think a lot of people do that
ZippyAidsFace: like who?
SoupSoupAD: pretty much everyone
SoupSoupAD: think about it
SoupSoupAD: we have our personalities that we mainly are true to
SoupSoupAD: look at galt
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: he has his persona
SoupSoupAD: the yuppie who hates everyone
SoupSoupAD: then you have DIG, the internet board assassin
ZippyAidsFace: that's his character, I understand.
ZippyAidsFace: everyone has a niche
SoupSoupAD: rarely do you see them out of character
ZippyAidsFace: I know cause mine was the gayest one at the time
ZippyAidsFace: true
SoupSoupAD: yeah and you tried to step away from that, the whole phillipino boys, eggplants, etc... etc...
ZippyAidsFace: oh god, dont remind me
ZippyAidsFace: I am still pissed off that people encouraged me
ZippyAidsFace: who do you think is the biggest "character" on the board. Meaning they are probably the complete opposite in real life.
SoupSoupAD: ah
SoupSoupAD: good question
ZippyAidsFace: indeed
SoupSoupAD: sorry, im realling mulling this one over
ZippyAidsFace: take your time
SoupSoupAD: going through my mental rolodex
SoupSoupAD: well, i can give you two
SoupSoupAD: one a general one
ZippyAidsFace: ok
SoupSoupAD: wackbaggers cant really be that much of a bunch of kiss ass happy happy joy joy fuckers like they are on the board
SoupSoupAD: i think in real life, they really are miserable
ZippyAidsFace: ugh I met fofo and mavric and stingray and you'd be surprised
SoupSoupAD: thats sad
ZippyAidsFace: it is
ZippyAidsFace: sad that I actually met them
ZippyAidsFace: and sad in general
SoupSoupAD: i think tenbats might be the biggest fake character
ZippyAidsFace: very interesting
ZippyAidsFace: how so?
SoupSoupAD: he constantly has to bring up things to validate this status he has created in his mind
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: he really thinks he is the biggest insider in O&A land
SoupSoupAD: and he is here to teach the masses
ZippyAidsFace: I see what you are saying
ZippyAidsFace: that is sad
SoupSoupAD: and he believes it
ZippyAidsFace: At one time OA.com seemed to be destined to be THE o&a message board, while wackbag was deemed the joke board "candyland" as it was called. Yet wackbag was around before OA.com and not only survived the absence of O&A but has now become as big or bigger than OA.com ever was.
SoupSoupAD: see i think most people who play a persona do it tongue in cheek
SoupSoupAD: i think tenbats believes it
ZippyAidsFace: how do you explain it?
ZippyAidsFace: is it the drama?
ZippyAidsFace: is it the leadership?
SoupSoupAD: well, i think it was due to the fact that at the time stingray wasnt in with the show
SoupSoupAD: back when OA.com was
SoupSoupAD: and Froy's relationship with Anthony ended OA.com
ZippyAidsFace: and now wackbag seems to be "in" with the show from what I have read
SoupSoupAD: and that will be its downfall
SoupSoupAD: see, when you get a bunch of people together
ZippyAidsFace: so you believe that once a board has a tie with the show itself, thats a bad thing.
SoupSoupAD: yes, for sure
ZippyAidsFace: go on
SoupSoupAD: cause the show wants to control it
SoupSoupAD: and it cannot be controlled
SoupSoupAD: the message board is a beast
ZippyAidsFace: it loses its "unofficial" status
SoupSoupAD: its a ton of people with different views
SoupSoupAD: and you can't stop all of them from saying something that ultimately is going to make the show pull the plug
SoupSoupAD: unless the place is unaffliated
SoupSoupAD: and can do whatever it wants
ZippyAidsFace: so its best to be fans of the show but to keep the distance.
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: i think you need to have that line
ZippyAidsFace: good point
SoupSoupAD: to make it worthwhile
SoupSoupAD: otherwise its beholden to the show
SoupSoupAD: and it can never be sincere
ZippyAidsFace: do you think it also goes to peoples heads when they meet/talk/get on the show, etc.
SoupSoupAD: i dont think constant negativity is good
SoupSoupAD: but sincerity is
SoupSoupAD: and wackbag is not sincere
ZippyAidsFace: they feel they have a bond and don't want to ruin it
SoupSoupAD: some people need the attention
ZippyAidsFace: so they do anything to please the show instead of the board members.
SoupSoupAD: they need to feel like they are part of something bigger cause their lives are so empty
ZippyAidsFace: do you think froy wanted the attention?
SoupSoupAD: yes, they need to please the show
SoupSoupAD: from what i hear he wasnt popular in high school
SoupSoupAD: he was excited to have friends
ZippyAidsFace: is stingray becoming what froy was to oa.com in a sense?
SoupSoupAD: and even better, 2 famous ones
SoupSoupAD: well stingray and froy share that common thing
SoupSoupAD: stingray shows up to everything
SoupSoupAD: he paid to be in the studio
SoupSoupAD: even froy didnt do that
SoupSoupAD: he need to be in with the show
SoupSoupAD: needs
ZippyAidsFace: what do you think are the differences/similarities between froy and stingray, in how they run/ran a messageboard and personally.
SoupSoupAD: froy was less hands on from what i saw and hear
SoupSoupAD: sting is very hands on
ZippyAidsFace: yes I have also noticed that
SoupSoupAD: and to his credit, he knows a thing or two technically
SoupSoupAD: froy was clueless
SoupSoupAD: they both want to maintain a good relationship with the show
SoupSoupAD: and will do whatever it takes to do that
SoupSoupAD: the problem is, even as hands on as sting is, he can't control it
ZippyAidsFace: But do you think that was their original goal when they first created their boards?
SoupSoupAD: its impossible
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: they were huge fans
SoupSoupAD: and wanted to do something to bring them closer to their heros
ZippyAidsFace: so they felt by creating a fan site they would get in on the show somehow
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: they want to be part of it
ZippyAidsFace: As a board owner do you think its better to be hands on or more relaxed or should it be a mixture of the two?
SoupSoupAD: well i look at CDIH
SoupSoupAD: its been around for quite some time now
ZippyAidsFace: almost 3 years now
SoupSoupAD: and it pretty much has a hands off policy
SoupSoupAD: and it seems to work
SoupSoupAD: i think people appreciate sincerity
SoupSoupAD: and being consistant
SoupSoupAD: not taking sides
SoupSoupAD: letting things happen naturally
SoupSoupAD: things sort themselves out
ZippyAidsFace: but CDIH has also seen its membership fall in recent years because people left feeling we werent hands on enough controlling what certain members said and feelings were hurt
SoupSoupAD: i think thats part of evolution
SoupSoupAD: the people who cant handle it will leave, and they should
ZippyAidsFace: yes
SoupSoupAD: if you arent strong enough to handle it, then you likely were not going to contribute something of substance
ZippyAidsFace: very true
SoupSoupAD: i think you need to give people a forum to stand up for themselves
SoupSoupAD: without some big bad hall monitor to do it for them
SoupSoupAD: thats how i think you run a message board
ZippyAidsFace: do you think you drove suzie off the board? if so, did she deserve it because she in a sense fucked herself?
SoupSoupAD: i think she had the choice to do whatever she wanted
ZippyAidsFace: have you and suzie ever spoken after the fact?
SoupSoupAD: yes many times
SoupSoupAD: friendly
ZippyAidsFace: you 2 are pally now?
SoupSoupAD: at first she was still upset
SoupSoupAD: not recently, but we have talked many times after
ZippyAidsFace: so are you gonna fuck her now?
SoupSoupAD: no sir
SoupSoupAD: shes a nice girl
SoupSoupAD: i think she should be more careful
SoupSoupAD: sometimes you learn lessons about your behavior
ZippyAidsFace: if she IMed you today and tried to have you come over again, would you post the IM again?
SoupSoupAD: i think people miss the point of why i posted it
SoupSoupAD: she was saying publically in the chat before what she said to me in the IM
ZippyAidsFace: I understand that fully
SoupSoupAD: if she approached me for only the IM, i would have never posted it
ZippyAidsFace: and I agree with you
SoupSoupAD: cause that would have been in confidence
ZippyAidsFace: if the same situation happened today though, would you do it again?
SoupSoupAD: i have many things over the years, and currently i keep in confidence
SoupSoupAD: there are things people have told me since starting uncensored off the record i have not told
ZippyAidsFace: you are steady as a rock my friend
SoupSoupAD: if she was acting the way she did in chat they way she did that night, i would do it again
ZippyAidsFace: a rock!!
SoupSoupAD: cause it wouldnt be out of character
ZippyAidsFace: I applaud you
SoupSoupAD: im just trying to be consistant
ZippyAidsFace: Now another event that happened was when you posted alleged pictures of VG.
ZippyAidsFace: how did that come about?
SoupSoupAD: well, i won't reveal my source
SoupSoupAD: but someone found it
ZippyAidsFace: understoof
ZippyAidsFace: d*
SoupSoupAD: and sent it to me
SoupSoupAD: and we all have had this huge thing about VG
SoupSoupAD: wondering what she looked like
ZippyAidsFace: yes many people did
SoupSoupAD: so what would be bigger than finally revealing it?
ZippyAidsFace: froy even offered her all the tea in china to pose for OTL
SoupSoupAD: i figured the whole time she was a big male trucker
ZippyAidsFace: so did I
SoupSoupAD: and he was fucking with us the entire time
SoupSoupAD: she always posted with this come hither style
SoupSoupAD: it was so obvious
SoupSoupAD: like you know the attractiveness of the person is in direct opposition to the person in their sig pic
ZippyAidsFace: But VG never really got into the drama, she was actually a very nice person and never had much bad to say about anyone. She had also been gone from the boards for a while at the time, it wasnt the same as the suzie IM.
SoupSoupAD: its always diametrically opposed
ZippyAidsFace: She never claimed to be attractive unlike grk and others
ZippyAidsFace: and btw NO I never fucked grk
SoupSoupAD: sure pal
ZippyAidsFace: cocksucker
SoupSoupAD: ha
SoupSoupAD: so are you saying it was wrong of me to post her pic?
SoupSoupAD: even though it would have filtered around through backchannels anyhow?
ZippyAidsFace: I am asking you your thoughts, not accusing.
ZippyAidsFace: so you figured, hey its gonna get around anyway, fuck it lets get it out in the open
SoupSoupAD: it was gonna come out
SoupSoupAD: it was like as if geraldo really found something in al capones room
SoupSoupAD: you can't keep that to yourself!
ZippyAidsFace: so you are saying VG was like Al Capone
ZippyAidsFace: excellent comparison
SoupSoupAD: she was like the light in the suitcase in pulp fiction
ZippyAidsFace: I see
ZippyAidsFace: better comparison
SoupSoupAD: if you could possibly be able to reveal that to the world, how could you not?
SoupSoupAD: i think when you come to a message board its like a celebrity
SoupSoupAD: the rules apply the same way
ZippyAidsFace: What did you think of all the people who after seeing the pics began ridiculing VG. Especially those who for years were drooling over her, even though she never came off as saying she was anything special. Was it two faced of them to do so?
SoupSoupAD: so if the sun or the national enquirer run a story on you, you have to deal with it cause you put yourself out there
SoupSoupAD: i think it was silly of them to assume she was anything to be put on a pedestal
SoupSoupAD: they had no proof
ZippyAidsFace: good point
SoupSoupAD: they had created this idea in their minds
ZippyAidsFace: and you ruined the mystery for them, thats probably what made her so attractive to people because they had no clue and they had their own vision in their minds.
ZippyAidsFace: silly virgins
SoupSoupAD: they wanted to beleive!
SoupSoupAD: its like it told them there is no santa claus
ZippyAidsFace: now besides suzie, has their been any board female or male that if you had a chance to, you would love to have one night of intense nasty wicked sex.
ZippyAidsFace: even as a fantasy
SoupSoupAD: i always had thing for nurse mira
SoupSoupAD: on ron and fez
ZippyAidsFace: I see
ZippyAidsFace: If you had the chance though, would you?
SoupSoupAD: absolutely
SoupSoupAD: shes very sexy, she came to my birthday years ago but nothing ever happened
SoupSoupAD: we kind of lost touch
ZippyAidsFace: who would you say is the person you feel closest with on the board and if you have one off the board.
SoupSoupAD: on the board, i feel we have a bond cause we have go through it all together
ZippyAidsFace: so everyone
SoupSoupAD: you and i more so cause we talk about it all so much
ZippyAidsFace: suck up
SoupSoupAD: we both know what has gone down more or less
SoupSoupAD: im serious
ZippyAidsFace:
SoupSoupAD: gooch as well actually
SoupSoupAD: gooch and i have had our fights
SoupSoupAD: but we share so much history, like you and i, on the boards
SoupSoupAD: i also consider alkey a good friend
SoupSoupAD: which is why gooch pissed me off for awhile there
ZippyAidsFace: how so?
SoupSoupAD: i thought he was a little harsh on pat's baby: ymb
SoupSoupAD: i felt like he underminded it
ZippyAidsFace: with boredplanet?
SoupSoupAD: along with toronto not so hottie, rooner, and topper
SoupSoupAD: yeah
SoupSoupAD: it seemed so underhanded
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: i think pat was too close to the show too for it to work as well
SoupSoupAD: that was gonna be a problem
SoupSoupAD: he liked anthony too much
SoupSoupAD: silera as well
ZippyAidsFace: you think it woulda fallen eventually because of their closeness to the show?
SoupSoupAD: i love him and silera but they do have a strange affection for the show
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: the same was oa.com did and the same way wackbag will fail
SoupSoupAD: sorry to ignore your last question about top 5, i just wanted to expound on my thoughts
ZippyAidsFace: you said before that you believe stingray and froy both created their boards to get closer to the show because they were such fans
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: pat did too
ZippyAidsFace: do you think alkey created his for the same reason?
SoupSoupAD: yes
ZippyAidsFace: really
SoupSoupAD: absolutely
SoupSoupAD: i think that was his ultimate goal
ZippyAidsFace: to get an in
SoupSoupAD: yes
ZippyAidsFace: I never thought of that, pat seems to me to be such a care free person who didnt care much about that shit
SoupSoupAD: he is laid back for sure
SoupSoupAD: and carefree
SoupSoupAD: but he loves the show
SoupSoupAD: he wants to be part of it
SoupSoupAD: i really think
ZippyAidsFace: do you think it went to his head or would have eventually if the board did survive and he got some plugs?
SoupSoupAD: maybe im talking out of school but thats the impression that i get
ZippyAidsFace: would it have changed him?
SoupSoupAD: not as much
SoupSoupAD: he has a good heart
ZippyAidsFace: as much as froy and sting
SoupSoupAD: i think sting and froy want it more for selfish reasons
ZippyAidsFace: but they were assholes to start off with
ZippyAidsFace: for money?
SoupSoupAD: pat wants it cause he loves the show
ZippyAidsFace: I see
SoupSoupAD: money, fame, power
SoupSoupAD: froy used .com to make money
SoupSoupAD: he took money for bills that werent there
ZippyAidsFace: do you think it's right or wrong or even sad in some cases to yearn to be that close to the show as opposed to people who join cause they are fans and just wanna talk to other fans
SoupSoupAD: started a site to make money off the traffic he generated from oa.com
SoupSoupAD: i think if you want to be close to the show, do it the right way
SoupSoupAD: try and get a job with them
SoupSoupAD: dont exploit other fans to do it
ZippyAidsFace: speaking of which, what did you think of the people who actually paid the 20 bucks for the pool tournament that was held after the board had already been shut down? He was collecting donations towards a server bill that didnt exist anymore yet people still paid him.
SoupSoupAD: go intern with WNEW or XM
SoupSoupAD: i think its reprehensible but they are also at fault for being such lemmings
SoupSoupAD: they drank froys kool aid
ZippyAidsFace: Also the people who would say "well its froys board he can do what he wants". But once you have the members in essence paying for the site themselves, doesn't it in fact stop being his site exclusivley?
ZippyAidsFace: kinda like they're paying the rent while he owns the building
SoupSoupAD: yes, i think once you cross that line, you lose he right to be a dictator
SoupSoupAD: and they were not paying for the site, they were lining his pockets
ZippyAidsFace: yes they were
ZippyAidsFace: well he had to buy anthony, roger and people on the show christmas gifts
SoupSoupAD: so in essence they were not only not getting the simple respect they deserved, they were being used
ZippyAidsFace: they werent gonna pay for themselves ya know!!
SoupSoupAD: yeah so he could further his 'in' with the show
ZippyAidsFace: very true
ZippyAidsFace: is there anything else you'd like to say before we wrap this up with some final questions?
SoupSoupAD: i want to thank everyone who has taken the time to allow me to interview them
ZippyAidsFace: and I thank them as well
SoupSoupAD: i also want to thank everyone for being so candid
ZippyAidsFace: thats what makes these interviews so great
SoupSoupAD: i think theres a great big story to be told here
SoupSoupAD: and everyone has a part in it
ZippyAidsFace: and may I say you have been extremely candid with me today
SoupSoupAD: we are all pieces to the puzzle
ZippyAidsFace: and I am still waiting for my follow up interview fucko!!
SoupSoupAD: i tried
SoupSoupAD: oh i will do it soon
SoupSoupAD: i promise
ZippyAidsFace: good
ZippyAidsFace: now, who are your top 5 all time best posters?
SoupSoupAD: at the risk of being called a kiss ass.... you
ZippyAidsFace: naturally, I am a legend
SoupSoupAD: whackbagkid
SoupSoupAD: gooch
SoupSoupAD: the sleeper
SoupSoupAD: galt and dig
SoupSoupAD: I CANT LIMIT IT TO 5!!!
SoupSoupAD: its so hard
ZippyAidsFace: so you in essence went Over The Limit!!!
ZippyAidsFace: LOLOLOL
SoupSoupAD: LOLLERS!
ZippyAidsFace: ok anyway
ZippyAidsFace: some word association
ZippyAidsFace: I have a few here
ZippyAidsFace: lets start off with me
ZippyAidsFace: Gonzo
SoupSoupAD: the godfather of this thing of ours
ZippyAidsFace: Slash
SoupSoupAD: enigmatic
ZippyAidsFace: Seancold
SoupSoupAD: troubled
ZippyAidsFace: Gooch
SoupSoupAD: yenta
ZippyAidsFace: Froy
SoupSoupAD: smug
ZippyAidsFace: Stingray
SoupSoupAD: misguided
ZippyAidsFace: Goatweed
SoupSoupAD: who?
SoupSoupAD: just kidding!!!
ZippyAidsFace: exactly
SoupSoupAD: solid
ZippyAidsFace: Sleeper
SoupSoupAD: edgy
ZippyAidsFace: Alkey
SoupSoupAD: horny teenager
ZippyAidsFace: Silera
SoupSoupAD: fiesty
ZippyAidsFace: YMB
SoupSoupAD: good intentions
ZippyAidsFace: CDIH
SoupSoupAD: sincere
ZippyAidsFace: Wackbag
SoupSoupAD: fraudulent
ZippyAidsFace: OA.com
SoupSoupAD: fantastic chaos
ZippyAidsFace: and finally...
ZippyAidsFace: KeyserSoze
SoupSoupAD: seeking the truth
ZippyAidsFace: Mr. Keyser may I say it has been a delight and this has been a most scrumtruclious interview
ZippyAidsFace: I thank you for your time and your openess
SoupSoupAD: ive been staring at your balls the entire time
SoupSoupAD: thank you kind sir
ZippyAidsFace: Hot!!
ZippyAidsFace: no, thank YOU

have at it, last years winner was Galt and he's back to defend his title.

ashlee simpson really is the worst ever.

After consulting with Alkey and getting his permission, I have opened the Behind The Scenes forum at the old OA.com board.

Have fun.

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oauncensored (3:39:02 PM): congratulations sir!
IrishAlkey (3:39:17 PM): thanks, future babysitter
oauncensored (3:39:27 PM): i dont do diapers either!!!
IrishAlkey (3:39:41 PM): you have roommates
oauncensored (3:40:04 PM): they change themselves!
IrishAlkey (3:40:35 PM): if you let them sit long enough i guess so
oauncensored (3:40:57 PM): sir, i must have an interview
oauncensored (3:41:02 PM): with THE irish alkey
IrishAlkey (3:41:25 PM): i doubt i have anything to say that ppl want to read
oauncensored (3:41:37 PM): contrere monfrer
IrishAlkey (3:41:54 PM): and im sorry but youll have to forward any questions to [email protected] and ill see if i can get back to you
oauncensored (3:42:06 PM): you are a bright shining star from DAS GOULDEN AGE
oauncensored (3:42:21 PM): OH NO YOU DIDNT
IrishAlkey (3:42:31 PM): i ruined the golden age with my post whoring and nonsense
oauncensored (3:43:10 PM): dont be so modest, you left your mark old chap
IrishAlkey (3:43:15 PM): but much like the show itself I AM A VIRUS
oauncensored (3:43:27 PM): A BIG EAR SHAPED ONE! HUDDLA HUDDLA
IrishAlkey (3:43:40 PM): yeah that never got old
oauncensored (3:44:12 PM): can i just get a list of all the board chicks you nailed?
IrishAlkey (3:44:24 PM): i knew that would be the first question
IrishAlkey (3:44:36 PM): everyone else gets "when did you join and why?"
IrishAlkey (3:44:59 PM): i dont think a list is appropriate
IrishAlkey (3:45:08 PM): the baby might see it
oauncensored (3:45:18 PM): fucking babies
oauncensored (3:45:25 PM): screwing up my blog site
IrishAlkey (3:45:33 PM): if i had dig's to do list board i might make it a sig
oauncensored (3:45:37 PM): cmon, wilt chamberlain had babies
oauncensored (3:45:45 PM): he didnt worry about them reading the list
oauncensored (3:46:00 PM): you could photoshop it onto his
IrishAlkey (3:46:01 PM): and hes dead
IrishAlkey (3:46:09 PM): a couple
oauncensored (3:46:16 PM): tommy lee!
oauncensored (3:46:24 PM): he's got a list
oauncensored (3:46:36 PM): just about every 80s rocker has one
oauncensored (3:46:44 PM): and KIDS
IrishAlkey (3:47:00 PM): you people know enough about me, i must protect the innocent
oauncensored (3:47:47 PM): ill just copy and paste the next time you are drunk in chat and roll it off
IrishAlkey (3:48:10 PM): fair enough, lets continue
oauncensored (3:48:37 PM): were you at bang party?
IrishAlkey (3:48:51 PM): no
IrishAlkey (3:49:08 PM): i heard the aftermath on the show and remember eddie calling in
IrishAlkey (3:49:19 PM): mr gonzostyle
oauncensored (3:49:27 PM): did you know eddie then?
IrishAlkey (3:50:01 PM): no but hes actually the first person i ever met outside the board
IrishAlkey (3:50:07 PM): he had like 5 packs of cigs on him
oauncensored (3:50:19 PM): jesus
IrishAlkey (3:50:39 PM): and he was big and sweaty
oauncensored (3:50:52 PM): like high pitch eric?
IrishAlkey (3:50:59 PM): next question
oauncensored (3:51:15 PM): what was the first board event you attended?
IrishAlkey (3:51:45 PM): i think it was at the wwf bar thing, i forget what the fuck it was for but there was a shiutload of people there
IrishAlkey (3:51:51 PM): later we went to hooters
IrishAlkey (3:51:58 PM): where ron and fez were hanging out
IrishAlkey (3:52:09 PM): thats the night i got tossed and had everyone sign my shirt
IrishAlkey (3:52:13 PM): i still have that shirt
IrishAlkey (3:52:32 PM): i believe it says "fuck me here" with an arrow poiting towards my ass
IrishAlkey (3:52:48 PM): i wandered manahatten drunk for at least an hour searching for my car wearing that shirt
oauncensored (3:53:08 PM): who did you meet at that event in manahatten?
IrishAlkey (3:53:24 PM): the list would be too long
IrishAlkey (3:53:34 PM): all the mods
IrishAlkey (3:53:45 PM): joeybigarms bought me a few drinks to test my name
IrishAlkey (3:53:57 PM): froy sat there like a premadonna
IrishAlkey (3:54:12 PM): BM, gooch, a ton of the chicks oh and seancold
IrishAlkey (3:54:27 PM): and he made that big dude cry and leave
IrishAlkey (3:54:35 PM): wtf was his name
IrishAlkey (3:54:35 PM): ?
IrishAlkey (3:54:42 PM): he was godzilla on r and f
oauncensored (3:54:43 PM): its funny we have not delved into that story yet on uncensored
oauncensored (3:54:54 PM): im trying to remember his name
IrishAlkey (3:55:07 PM): then he went to the army
IrishAlkey (3:55:08 PM): shit
IrishAlkey (3:55:11 PM): eddie would know
IrishAlkey (3:55:27 PM): but yeah sean made him cry im pretty sure, from that point on sean scared me
oauncensored (3:56:01 PM): it wasnt corpse grinder junk, was it?
oauncensored (3:56:06 PM): unicron?
IrishAlkey (3:56:15 PM): no never met that douche
IrishAlkey (3:56:17 PM): YES
IrishAlkey (3:56:22 PM): unicron
IrishAlkey (3:57:02 PM): then after hooters there was another bar but it gets fuzzy after that
oauncensored (3:57:17 PM): you dont remember what sean said to him, do you?
IrishAlkey (3:57:26 PM): George's car wouldnt start i think and he was starnded and i got accused of fucking rapefantasizer in a bar bathroom
IrishAlkey (3:57:35 PM): but she was in there passed out drunk
IrishAlkey (3:57:43 PM): no i dont remember, just a lot of yelling
oauncensored (3:58:36 PM): and were you hooked at that point?
oauncensored (3:58:44 PM): into the O&A SCENE
IrishAlkey (3:59:17 PM): actually after that i had to put up with being called balloonknot i think cuz apparently i was moving in on all the fat loser's women
IrishAlkey (3:59:28 PM): but i brushed that off and we all became a big happy family
oauncensored (3:59:43 PM): good for you sir!
oauncensored (4:00:01 PM): who are you favorite people
oauncensored (4:00:05 PM): from the boards
IrishAlkey (4:00:25 PM): i dislike noone
oauncensored (4:00:50 PM): but who are your most favorite!?!
oauncensored (4:00:55 PM): top 5
IrishAlkey (4:01:08 PM): id say im closest to eddie just cuz hes gone from liking me to hating me multiple times and we're still friends
IrishAlkey (4:01:10 PM): top 5
IrishAlkey (4:01:57 PM): i cant do a list like that, once amonth almost im at jackies house with a bunch of ppl, theyre all friends, but i know if i ever have a problem i can talk to BM even though i rarewly see him, ytou fucking live around the corner
oauncensored (4:02:26 PM): fine
oauncensored (4:02:32 PM): you suck as an interviewee
IrishAlkey (4:02:42 PM): im giving you dirt!
IrishAlkey (4:02:48 PM): as posters?
IrishAlkey (4:02:50 PM): top 5?
IrishAlkey (4:02:53 PM): ill give you
oauncensored (4:02:53 PM): yes
IrishAlkey (4:02:55 PM): gonzo
IrishAlkey (4:02:57 PM): dig
IrishAlkey (4:02:58 PM): galt
IrishAlkey (4:03:02 PM): sleeper
IrishAlkey (4:03:11 PM): and slash back in his prime
oauncensored (4:03:52 PM): what ever happened to ants in my pants?
IrishAlkey (4:04:08 PM): umm
IrishAlkey (4:04:25 PM): we dont seem to talk much anymore
IrishAlkey (4:04:31 PM): guess he moved on with his life
oauncensored (4:04:34 PM): you two seemed pretty close for awhile
IrishAlkey (4:04:50 PM): we were
IrishAlkey (4:05:04 PM): nothing lasts forever in message board land!
IrishAlkey (4:05:26 PM): he never licked my ear though
IrishAlkey (4:05:31 PM): like a special somone
oauncensored (4:05:41 PM): who was that?
IrishAlkey (4:05:47 PM): gonzo
IrishAlkey (4:05:49 PM): for a dollar
IrishAlkey (4:05:53 PM): licked my ear
oauncensored (4:05:57 PM): you lucky beast
IrishAlkey (4:05:58 PM): i guess he was poor
IrishAlkey (4:06:05 PM): beauty and the beast
oauncensored (4:06:19 PM): when did you and silera meet?
IrishAlkey (4:06:24 PM): at bar 9
IrishAlkey (4:06:38 PM): she was standing with Brain and i thought he was a pimp
IrishAlkey (4:06:48 PM): and finally coming out with telling us
oauncensored (4:06:48 PM): haaaaaaa
IrishAlkey (4:07:20 PM): id never seen Lent Sr with anything even remotely resembling a female
IrishAlkey (4:07:41 PM): and she probably thought he was actually a black man who could protect her from the freaks
oauncensored (4:08:08 PM): like a pimp!
IrishAlkey (4:08:15 PM): exactly
IrishAlkey (4:08:33 PM): we hit it off great and were friends for a few months
oauncensored (4:09:00 PM): how long did it take to get her in the sack?
IrishAlkey (4:09:39 PM): id say around 3 months
IrishAlkey (4:09:53 PM): we slept in the same bed before that but i never touched her
oauncensored (4:10:02 PM): you sly dog
IrishAlkey (4:10:07 PM): bah nobody cares about me and arelis
oauncensored (4:10:19 PM): nigga please
oauncensored (4:10:25 PM): they all do
IrishAlkey (4:10:31 PM): ask me about sleeper's crooked apartment
IrishAlkey (4:11:20 PM): im sorry youre the expert
IrishAlkey (4:11:23 PM): continue
oauncensored (4:11:34 PM): i was going to get to that
oauncensored (4:11:45 PM): theres much ground to cover
oauncensored (4:11:58 PM): tell us about french bread pizza
IrishAlkey (4:12:05 PM): ha
IrishAlkey (4:12:17 PM): she was my first discovery
IrishAlkey (4:12:39 PM): she had a bunch of webpages not nude but dressed provocatively
IrishAlkey (4:12:50 PM): i thought ron from r and f would be interested
IrishAlkey (4:12:54 PM): so i sent them to him
IrishAlkey (4:13:05 PM): a couple weeks later i brought her into the studio
oauncensored (4:13:08 PM): you were a Ron & Fez pimp
IrishAlkey (4:13:27 PM): which was the night where one of your sig pics is from
IrishAlkey (4:13:38 PM): where shes covered in the whipped cream
oauncensored (4:13:43 PM): who was the other girl?
IrishAlkey (4:14:01 PM): i cant remember her name but she had huge tits and was a little nuts

oauncensored (4:14:11 PM): where was she from?
IrishAlkey (4:14:21 PM): bronx i think
oauncensored (4:14:27 PM): some listener?
IrishAlkey (4:14:34 PM): yeah
IrishAlkey (4:14:37 PM): not from the board
oauncensored (4:14:50 PM): did you at some point become more of a ron & fez fan?
IrishAlkey (4:15:07 PM): i joined rf.net first
IrishAlkey (4:15:14 PM): as i read oa.com
IrishAlkey (4:15:23 PM): i realized oa.com was much more my style
oauncensored (4:15:27 PM): so your first love was ron and fez message board wise
IrishAlkey (4:15:36 PM): and rf bored me
IrishAlkey (4:15:44 PM): by about a 2 week difference
oauncensored (4:15:58 PM): obviously ron and fez came after radio show wise
oauncensored (4:16:10 PM): did you start posting around bang party?
IrishAlkey (4:16:36 PM): i had heard about oa.com on the show
IrishAlkey (4:16:41 PM): then they talked about the bang party
IrishAlkey (4:16:47 PM): then i got my first computer
IrishAlkey (4:16:50 PM): checked out the site
IrishAlkey (4:16:58 PM): finally joined a week or two after
IrishAlkey (4:17:09 PM): so it was a month or 2 after bang party
IrishAlkey (4:17:18 PM): i didnt join thinking these ppl all fuck each other
IrishAlkey (4:17:36 PM): especially considering its a fan site to a radio show, i couldnt imagine everyone being a model
IrishAlkey (4:18:19 PM): but all the fighting and shit was funny and i wanted to play
IrishAlkey (4:18:30 PM): i was a hit with my FU to my dick first thread
oauncensored (4:19:03 PM): you ever have a run in with the mods there?
IrishAlkey (4:19:35 PM): i think corpsegrinderjunk told me off early on but then he left and made some crappy bored
IrishAlkey (4:19:53 PM): buttmunch was the only other mod on my ass
IrishAlkey (4:19:55 PM): for a while
IrishAlkey (4:20:00 PM): but that was it
oauncensored (4:20:13 PM): CGJ was a douchebag
oauncensored (4:20:23 PM): he left and started a message board with an astrology forum
IrishAlkey (4:20:53 PM): yeah i saw it, he went from a big bad ass mod on a fan site to a fruit playing with the stars
IrishAlkey (4:20:55 PM): fitting
IrishAlkey (4:21:14 PM): i always felt froy couldnt stand me but that didnt bother me
IrishAlkey (4:21:30 PM): nothing really bothered me, thats why i got away with what i did

IrishAlkey (4:21:34 PM): i had a blast
oauncensored (4:21:35 PM): was he a prick to you in person?
IrishAlkey (4:21:48 PM): until you cockfuckers destroyed it
IrishAlkey (4:21:58 PM): matt was a prick to everyone in person
oauncensored (4:22:03 PM): i did nothing of the sort!
IrishAlkey (4:22:10 PM): stand offish
IrishAlkey (4:22:15 PM): self absorbed
IrishAlkey (4:22:19 PM): immature
oauncensored (4:22:52 PM): which board chick has the best naked breasts?
IrishAlkey (4:22:58 PM): i didnt dislike him personally, i disliked how he presented himself, youre running a great site for a popular NY radio show and youre nothing like your membership

IrishAlkey (4:23:00 PM): hmmm
IrishAlkey (4:23:28 PM): can we assume drusilla or do we have to have seen them?
oauncensored (4:23:41 PM): would have to see
oauncensored (4:23:45 PM): hers could be sloppy
IrishAlkey (4:24:15 PM): i dont remember her board name but i think it had "abgel" in it
IrishAlkey (4:24:27 PM): she like posted them and stopped posting
IrishAlkey (4:24:31 PM): its in the archives i guess
oauncensored (4:24:33 PM): what a shame
IrishAlkey (4:24:37 PM): "angel"
IrishAlkey (4:24:39 PM): *
IrishAlkey (4:24:51 PM): goat's wife had a nice rack too
oauncensored (4:25:00 PM): clare looks like she had a perky set
IrishAlkey (4:25:36 PM): forgot about her, good point yeah clare had a great rack, very perky
oauncensored (4:26:06 PM): who is the one board chick you never nailed but wish you had?
IrishAlkey (4:26:39 PM): wouldnt eveverybody's answer be teenslut?
IrishAlkey (4:26:45 PM): just to brag
IrishAlkey (4:26:46 PM): ?

oauncensored (4:26:56 PM): funny, i dont remember what she looked like
IrishAlkey (4:27:19 PM): and second would definitely be grkqt
IrishAlkey (4:27:30 PM): too bad she had the googly eyes for gonzo =(
IrishAlkey (4:27:56 PM): must have a high pitched eric fettish
oauncensored (4:28:03 PM): doh@
IrishAlkey (4:28:14 PM): moving on
IrishAlkey (4:28:16 PM): ...

oauncensored (4:28:20 PM): what happened to YMB?
IrishAlkey (4:28:51 PM): shit
IrishAlkey (4:29:31 PM): i dont know i guess, i was accused of overmodding undermodding, allowing ppl to say anything, keeping them from saying things
IrishAlkey (4:29:48 PM): i think it boils down to, you guys as a whole are impossible to make fucking happy
IrishAlkey (4:29:52 PM): and you like breaking shit
oauncensored (4:30:21 PM): well when you get a bunch of folks together
oauncensored (4:30:27 PM): different personalities
IrishAlkey (4:30:27 PM): i realize it now
oauncensored (4:30:34 PM): its bound to happen
IrishAlkey (4:30:52 PM): everyone thought froy was the problem, i knew i wasnt like froy, theyll find out its me running it and theyll rejoice!
IrishAlkey (4:30:58 PM): delussions of grandeur
IrishAlkey (4:31:11 PM): ppl hated ftl, i got rid of ftl
IrishAlkey (4:31:15 PM): still wasnt enough
oauncensored (4:32:00 PM): they want someone to complain about
oauncensored (4:32:04 PM): something to complain about
oauncensored (4:32:12 PM): they need a crusade
IrishAlkey (4:32:21 PM): but thats done with, i tried, i failed, i can enjoy all your company on cdih
IrishAlkey (4:32:31 PM): what sucks is theres no cool o and a board
oauncensored (4:33:39 PM): i think some folks thought you were too buddy buddy with the show members
IrishAlkey (4:33:49 PM): like who?

oauncensored (4:33:51 PM): whereas on cdih, we couldnt give two fucks about them
oauncensored (4:34:03 PM): or talking about things that upset them
IrishAlkey (4:34:14 PM): there lies the rub

oauncensored (4:34:17 PM): theres a level of decorum that doesnt exist on cdih that existed on ymb
IrishAlkey (4:34:25 PM): not by much
oauncensored (4:34:29 PM): they are animals on cdih
IrishAlkey (4:34:31 PM): i tried to compensate
oauncensored (4:34:37 PM): i know you did try
oauncensored (4:34:41 PM): we love you
IrishAlkey (4:34:57 PM): yeah so you think a forum with 12 ppl who only want to mock the show will make for a good o and a board?
IrishAlkey (4:35:01 PM): that makes no sense
IrishAlkey (4:35:05 PM): but can I mod it?
IrishAlkey (4:35:12 PM):
oauncensored (4:35:44 PM): not my decision but id vote for you
oauncensored (4:36:00 PM): i dont know how many people will come
IrishAlkey (4:36:04 PM): i guess we'll see where this disaster goes
oauncensored (4:36:08 PM): but it will be a totally uncensored outlet
oauncensored (4:36:12 PM): no rules
oauncensored (4:36:18 PM): O&A CDIH style
IrishAlkey (4:36:22 PM): youre only doing this to piss off wackbag
oauncensored (4:36:28 PM): yes
oauncensored (4:36:31 PM): of course
IrishAlkey (4:36:44 PM): i figured
oauncensored (4:36:59 PM): i dont know if we will be able to reach the membership level
oauncensored (4:37:01 PM): or even want to
IrishAlkey (4:37:11 PM): this interview will get me banned from there just cuz they know i talked to you
oauncensored (4:37:12 PM): we just want a decent amount of poster to make it enjoyable
oauncensored (4:37:19 PM): exactly
IrishAlkey (4:37:23 PM): good luck, it aint easy
IrishAlkey (4:37:57 PM): any other thought provoking questions?
oauncensored (4:38:12 PM): i think its time for the word association portion of our interview
IrishAlkey (4:38:21 PM): i havent even mentioned how hot i think Galt is
IrishAlkey (4:38:24 PM): ok fine
oauncensored (4:38:30 PM): lets start
oauncensored (4:38:32 PM): galt
IrishAlkey (4:38:40 PM): antagonizing
oauncensored (4:38:55 PM): sleeper
IrishAlkey (4:39:07 PM): good kid
oauncensored (4:39:25 PM): hybrid
IrishAlkey (4:39:31 PM): hysterical
oauncensored (4:39:56 PM): FM Jeff
IrishAlkey (4:40:14 PM): hooked nose jew but a friend when needed
oauncensored (4:40:28 PM): FTL
IrishAlkey (4:40:47 PM): overbearing
oauncensored (4:41:02 PM): gonzostyle
IrishAlkey (4:41:06 PM): a brother
IrishAlkey (4:41:14 PM): a high pitched brother
oauncensored (4:41:20 PM): ouch
IrishAlkey (4:41:26 PM): giggly and sweaty!
oauncensored (4:41:33 PM): heehee!
oauncensored (4:41:38 PM): :wipe:
IrishAlkey (4:41:42 PM): hahaha
oauncensored (4:41:47 PM): goatweed
IrishAlkey (4:41:52 PM): who?
IrishAlkey (4:41:55 PM): i kid!
IrishAlkey (4:42:00 PM): consistent
oauncensored (4:42:09 PM): aww poor guy feels like arthur dent
oauncensored (4:42:15 PM): he is a rock
IrishAlkey (4:42:22 PM): hes one of the nicest guys to come from this mess
IrishAlkey (4:42:35 PM): almost like he doesnt belong with the degenerates
oauncensored (4:42:37 PM): ha
oauncensored (4:42:40 PM): indeed
oauncensored (4:42:55 PM): stingray
IrishAlkey (4:43:02 PM): dont know him at all
oauncensored (4:43:28 PM): whats the impression you get?
IrishAlkey (4:43:38 PM): hell bent on running wackbag his way
IrishAlkey (4:43:55 PM): and its working, for what its worth
oauncensored (4:44:03 PM): do wackbaggers and dot commers ever cross streams in person?
IrishAlkey (4:44:11 PM): uhhh
IrishAlkey (4:44:22 PM): i cant say ive ever met a wackbagger
oauncensored (4:44:31 PM): no fofolina?
oauncensored (4:44:34 PM): peter dragon?
IrishAlkey (4:44:43 PM): they apparently dont like going out together cuz itll fuck up the board
oauncensored (4:44:48 PM): ballbuster!
IrishAlkey (4:44:55 PM): wasnt dragon at our softball game?
oauncensored (4:45:07 PM): not sure
oauncensored (4:45:11 PM): i couldnt go
IrishAlkey (4:45:20 PM): fofo banned me for quoting eminem, from that point on neither of us were fond of each other
oauncensored (4:45:34 PM): banned you for quoting eminem???
IrishAlkey (4:45:41 PM): basically
IrishAlkey (4:46:03 PM): some dude said i copied and pasted i said yeah cuz its impossible for someone to memorize song lyrics
IrishAlkey (4:46:13 PM): that was seen as me instigating a riot so i was banned
oauncensored (4:46:30 PM): they are insane over there
IrishAlkey (4:46:35 PM): then silera kept rejoining and calling fofo a cunt
IrishAlkey (4:46:41 PM): that was way over a year ago
IrishAlkey (4:46:48 PM): my first experience at wackbag
IrishAlkey (4:47:15 PM): i told them i wasnt gonna start shit so they let me rejoin a month ago, i dont post much, just read the GD forum
IrishAlkey (4:47:30 PM): and harrass K1d
oauncensored (4:47:35 PM): you have some silly name there
IrishAlkey (4:47:47 PM): same name
IrishAlkey (4:47:50 PM): IrishAlkey
IrishAlkey (4:47:56 PM): i dont join under new names
oauncensored (4:48:06 PM): i thought you were someone else there
IrishAlkey (4:48:10 PM): nope
oauncensored (4:48:12 PM): i see
oauncensored (4:48:20 PM): well have fun with that
IrishAlkey (4:48:21 PM): im sure a few of them think i do but whatever
oauncensored (4:48:44 PM): DIG
IrishAlkey (4:49:17 PM): a dork behind a computer who has managed to keep up a dickhead, funny vigilante personna over the years
oauncensored (4:49:44 PM): he is a strange bird
IrishAlkey (4:50:01 PM): hes a nerd but hes entertaining
oauncensored (4:50:53 PM): would you be available later tonight perhaps for a Q&A session with the audience?
oauncensored (4:51:04 PM): its too early in the day to pull a crowd now
IrishAlkey (4:51:18 PM): i have my 9ball pool tournament tonight but ill be around tomorrow night
IrishAlkey (4:51:26 PM): let jeff have his glory tonight
oauncensored (4:51:46 PM): ok
oauncensored (4:52:02 PM): anything else you want to say?
oauncensored (4:52:08 PM): for the record
IrishAlkey (4:52:47 PM): good luck with your cdih endevour and thanks for 3 years of laughs and hopefully more!
oauncensored (4:53:08 PM): thank you sir, and thank you for all your entertainment over the years
IrishAlkey (4:53:23 PM): great interview!
IrishAlkey (4:54:06 PM): are the mics off?
oauncensored (4:54:09 PM): thanks for making it one you sexy beast!
IrishAlkey (4:54:22 PM): i was gonna tell you who i fucked off the record
oauncensored (4:54:27 PM): ha
oauncensored (4:54:30 PM): ok
IrishAlkey (4:54:34 PM): and seriously eddie really is two faced?
IrishAlkey (4:54:37 PM): right?
IrishAlkey (4:54:49 PM): hey, why is that camera's light still on?
oauncensored (4:55:13 PM): ::witches on under desk mic:::
oauncensored (4:55:16 PM): its all good
IrishAlkey (4:55:25 PM): fucko
IrishAlkey (4:55:29 PM): just post it dick
oauncensored (4:55:36 PM): ha
oauncensored (4:55:47 PM): no, seriously, off the record
IrishAlkey (4:55:59 PM): im not telling you!
IrishAlkey (4:56:01 PM): im sober
oauncensored (4:56:10 PM): tease!

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SabaNJ666 (11:11:41 AM): yo
SoupSoupAD (11:11:52 AM): yo
SabaNJ666 (11:11:59 AM): are you oauncensored@gmail?
SoupSoupAD (11:12:04 AM): yes
SabaNJ666 (11:12:10 AM): u get my mail/
SoupSoupAD (11:12:19 AM): i havent checked it lately
SabaNJ666 (11:12:39 AM): i said if you ever wanted to do an interview let me know
SabaNJ666 (11:12:43 AM): with me that is
SoupSoupAD (11:12:48 AM): cool
SoupSoupAD (11:12:55 AM): im definitely interested
SoupSoupAD (11:13:00 AM): when would you have time?
SabaNJ666 (11:13:10 AM): whenever
SoupSoupAD (11:13:20 AM): how about right now?
SabaNJ666 (11:13:25 AM): ive been there through all of this crap
SabaNJ666 (11:13:37 AM): since pretty much the beginning
SoupSoupAD (11:13:40 AM): i know
SoupSoupAD (11:13:51 AM): ive been trying to get ahold of you for one
SabaNJ666 (11:14:13 AM): do you need to switch screennames?
SoupSoupAD (11:14:15 AM): no
SabaNJ666 (11:14:22 AM): ok well fire away
SabaNJ666 (11:14:39 AM): and don't hold back, i don't care
SoupSoupAD (11:14:47 AM): excellent
SoupSoupAD (11:14:55 AM): alright, id like to start at the very beginning
SabaNJ666 (11:15:14 AM): a good place
SoupSoupAD (11:15:18 AM): when did you first start listening to opie and anthony
SabaNJ666 (11:15:37 AM): who can say exactely
SabaNJ666 (11:15:56 AM): i remember steve was still running foundrymusic.com himself
SabaNJ666 (11:16:19 AM): the site was all updated by hand, all of it
SabaNJ666 (11:16:52 AM): lemme check wayback
SoupSoupAD (11:17:03 AM): this was back in 1999?
SoupSoupAD (11:17:07 AM): i think?
SabaNJ666 (11:17:13 AM): sounds right
SoupSoupAD (11:17:26 AM): what were you doing with yourself back then?
SabaNJ666 (11:18:04 AM): pretty much what i do nowadays, masturbating and web design
SoupSoupAD (11:18:20 AM): a match made in heaven
SabaNJ666 (11:18:36 AM): or masturbating while web designing
SabaNJ666 (11:18:39 AM): or masturbating to my web designs
SoupSoupAD (11:18:47 AM): how did you come to be a part of foundry music?
SabaNJ666 (11:19:11 AM): i reached out to Steve actually
SabaNJ666 (11:19:40 AM): there was definately more he could be doing with the site
SabaNJ666 (11:19:57 AM): and you could tell from looking at it that he barely knew what he was doing
SoupSoupAD (11:20:14 AM): was it still focused on his band at that point or was it pretty much the O&A fansite?
SabaNJ666 (11:21:21 AM): late 80's metal, underground music and O&A
SabaNJ666 (11:21:35 AM): Steve just can't let RATT die
SoupSoupAD (11:21:40 AM): haaa
SoupSoupAD (11:21:42 AM): it shows
SabaNJ666 (11:22:23 AM): i do admit i take a guilty pleasure in seeing how some of these rock icons turned out
SoupSoupAD (11:22:27 AM): as do i
SoupSoupAD (11:22:34 AM): im addicted to behind the music
SabaNJ666 (11:22:38 AM): i mean, these guys commanded women
SabaNJ666 (11:23:12 AM): now women change their bed pans
SoupSoupAD (11:23:23 AM): awful, and sad
SabaNJ666 (11:23:29 AM): and hilarious
SoupSoupAD (11:23:38 AM): all in one
SoupSoupAD (11:24:02 AM): at what point did you become involved in the message boards?
SabaNJ666 (11:24:42 AM): which specifically?
SoupSoupAD (11:24:52 AM): any
SoupSoupAD (11:24:56 AM): the first one
SabaNJ666 (11:24:57 AM): the O&A ones or the Ron & Fez ones?
SoupSoupAD (11:24:58 AM): actually
SoupSoupAD (11:25:16 AM): the first board you were involved with, which was it?
SabaNJ666 (11:25:21 AM): opieanthony.com
SabaNJ666 (11:25:40 AM): like many, my interest was piqued right around when bang party broke
SoupSoupAD (11:26:35 AM): were you involved in bang party at all?
SabaNJ666 (11:26:45 AM): no
SoupSoupAD (11:27:05 AM): do you think it was bad for the board?
SabaNJ666 (11:27:17 AM): anyone who says yes is lying
SoupSoupAD (11:27:41 AM): well, seph seems to think real life drama kills message boards
SabaNJ666 (11:27:43 AM): if anything, it put it "on the map"
SoupSoupAD (11:27:51 AM): i agree
SabaNJ666 (11:28:09 AM): if its managed properly, there shouldn't be a problem
SabaNJ666 (11:28:17 AM): bad management kills message boards
SoupSoupAD (11:28:40 AM): do you think froy managed the situation badly?
SoupSoupAD (11:28:57 AM): poorly rather
SabaNJ666 (11:28:59 AM): i think froy was too concerned trying to turn a buck than navigating the egos of his staff and members
SoupSoupAD (11:29:25 AM): which he did, making over 3,000 at one of his parties
SabaNJ666 (11:29:45 AM): i don't put it past him
SoupSoupAD (11:29:48 AM): which is fine, but he played like he wasnt trying to profit from the site, just pay the bills
SoupSoupAD (11:30:05 AM): turns out the bill was like $100 a month
SabaNJ666 (11:30:30 AM): that's kind of one sided though
SabaNJ666 (11:31:04 AM): some of the blame i think also falls on the fools who forked over $20 to attend a party
SabaNJ666 (11:31:08 AM): for a message board
SoupSoupAD (11:31:12 AM): yes
SoupSoupAD (11:31:28 AM): morons
SabaNJ666 (11:31:46 AM): what did you actually get for that $20, does anyone know?
SabaNJ666 (11:31:53 AM): open bar? food?
SoupSoupAD (11:33:01 AM): i didnt go
SoupSoupAD (11:33:03 AM): im not sure
SoupSoupAD (11:33:18 AM): ill have to find out though, thats my job
SoupSoupAD (11:33:19 AM): ha
SabaNJ666 (11:33:22 AM): well you're a smart guy
SoupSoupAD (11:33:44 AM): well we know it sure didnt cost 3,000 to throw
SabaNJ666 (11:33:59 AM): that's kind of when i came on board officially
SabaNJ666 (11:34:17 AM): although i might have the dates mixed up
SoupSoupAD (11:34:19 AM): what was froys relationship like with foundry?
SoupSoupAD (11:34:33 AM): do you think he needed you more than you needed him or the other way around?
SabaNJ666 (11:34:34 AM): all i know was I had the software to bail him out of his bandwidth woes
SabaNJ666 (11:35:12 AM): i never needed Froy
SabaNJ666 (11:36:01 AM): my contributions to the board were for the show, not him
SoupSoupAD (11:36:57 AM): did you enjoy the board or was it a hostile thing?
SabaNJ666 (11:37:05 AM): I enjoyed it b/c it was hostile
SabaNJ666 (11:37:29 AM): verbal brutality is very entertaining when its done right
SoupSoupAD (11:37:35 AM): you liked the back and forth?
SoupSoupAD (11:37:39 AM): the verbal jousting
SabaNJ666 (11:37:57 AM): of course
SoupSoupAD (11:38:05 AM): do you think thats lacking now at wackbag?
SoupSoupAD (11:38:21 AM): are they trying too hard to be nice?
SoupSoupAD (11:38:37 AM): or "clean"
SabaNJ666 (11:38:51 AM): i see wackbag and opieanthony.net as two entirely different entities serving two different needs
SabaNJ666 (11:39:12 AM): one serves the show and criticizes the show
SabaNJ666 (11:39:24 AM): one serves the show and one criticizes the show
SoupSoupAD (11:39:54 AM): cant one board do both?
SabaNJ666 (11:40:06 AM): i don't see how
SabaNJ666 (11:40:43 AM): oa.net prides itself on being able to harshly criticize the show, regardless of how O&A or the fans react to the criticism
SabaNJ666 (11:41:16 AM): i think we need that
SabaNJ666 (11:41:32 AM): wackbag is a more comfortable environment
SabaNJ666 (11:41:44 AM): and some people need that
SoupSoupAD (11:42:29 AM): do you feel like sometimes wackbag is just kissing ass to become part of the show?
SoupSoupAD (11:42:38 AM): like they are insincere
SabaNJ666 (11:44:22 AM): hard to say really, although from what i'm reading in your forum it's probably a good idea to stay out of O&A's crosshairs
SoupSoupAD (11:45:05 AM): i think they're trying to avoid Anthony's crosshairs
SoupSoupAD (11:45:05 AM): ha
SabaNJ666 (11:45:26 AM): i mean the buck stops with Stingray
SoupSoupAD (11:45:36 AM): yeah and he has that froy mentality
SoupSoupAD (11:45:45 AM): he wants badly to be in with the show
SoupSoupAD (11:46:02 AM): he paid to be in the studio during the 55 gallon drum challenge
SabaNJ666 (11:46:15 AM): it was quite a sight to see
SoupSoupAD (11:46:37 AM): yeah but $500? that borders on pathetic stalker fan
SabaNJ666 (11:46:49 AM): really?
SoupSoupAD (11:47:08 AM): yes and he denies it now, despite the fact its right in his own message board archives
SoupSoupAD (11:47:18 AM): during his battle with sean
SabaNJ666 (11:47:38 AM): if that's true, it's pretty sad
SoupSoupAD (11:47:53 AM): he shows up to everything
SoupSoupAD (11:48:01 AM): opie even said it during cherry darts
SoupSoupAD (11:48:14 AM): "look at this guy"
SoupSoupAD (11:48:19 AM): "he shows up to everything"
SabaNJ666 (11:49:28 AM): i mean i don't see the problem with wanting to be part of the show
SoupSoupAD (11:50:04 AM): not at all
SabaNJ666 (11:50:05 AM): it's a really fun, creative environment to be around
SoupSoupAD (11:50:11 AM): but thats borderline stalkerdom
SabaNJ666 (11:50:34 AM): maybe he's just bored and has a lot of free time
SabaNJ666 (11:50:50 AM): is he rich? I mean $500...
SoupSoupAD (11:50:56 AM): i don't think so
SoupSoupAD (11:51:07 AM): he lives in the bronx, i believe he does construction
SabaNJ666 (11:51:39 AM): i mean who can say what his motives are
SoupSoupAD (11:52:05 AM): only he knows really, and he is pretty tight lipped
SabaNJ666 (11:53:16 AM): i never understood the hatred between the two boards
SoupSoupAD (11:53:54 AM): well i think .net feels like the show doesnt appreciate them cause they dont kiss ass like wackbag
SoupSoupAD (11:54:00 AM): for example
SabaNJ666 (11:54:09 AM): oh i guarantee that's the case
SoupSoupAD (11:54:12 AM): today diab called the show
SoupSoupAD (11:54:20 AM): he had talked to opie before about this contest
SoupSoupAD (11:54:32 AM): to raffle off XM gift certs
SoupSoupAD (11:54:46 AM): anyone could buy a ticket and all the money went to the gift cert
SoupSoupAD (11:55:11 AM): opie liked the idea, told diab so in email
SoupSoupAD (11:55:31 AM): so he calls in today and tells the intern who he is and that he has spoken to opie, etc...
SoupSoupAD (11:55:42 AM): then he asked what board he ran
SoupSoupAD (11:55:45 AM): and they hung up
SoupSoupAD (11:56:07 AM): its not really opie or anthony
SabaNJ666 (11:56:09 AM): did he call back?
SoupSoupAD (11:56:28 AM): its someone in their office i guess that doesnt like .net
SabaNJ666 (11:56:37 AM): that could be the intern, not O&A
SoupSoupAD (11:56:40 AM): no, he said he would call again tomorrow
SoupSoupAD (11:56:43 AM): yes, thats what i said
SoupSoupAD (11:57:00 AM): he said he was too pissed to call back today and didnt want to say something he would regret
SabaNJ666 (11:57:51 AM): well, that's not the strongest example of not being appreciated
SoupSoupAD (11:58:07 AM): i think .net totally appreciates the link on opieanthony.com
SoupSoupAD (11:58:30 AM): and O&A do plug the board here and there
SoupSoupAD (11:58:43 AM): they never have had anything bad to say at all about the board
SabaNJ666 (11:59:14 AM): you're kind of arguing against your point
SoupSoupAD (11:59:46 AM): my point is why do you feel they feel unappreciated?
SabaNJ666 (11:59:56 AM): who can say
SabaNJ666 (12:00:26 PM): some people keep tallies on how often thier mentioned
SoupSoupAD (12:00:33 PM): thats lame
SabaNJ666 (12:00:55 PM): look nobody enjoys being criticized, its ego bruising
SabaNJ666 (12:01:16 PM): especially creative guys like O&A
SabaNJ666 (12:01:32 PM): just recently you posted an exchange between Diab and I regarding the chat room
SabaNJ666 (12:01:54 PM): and how Anthony exploded in response to the suggestion by a guy in my chat room that the topic at hand was boring and they should move on
SabaNJ666 (12:02:06 PM): perfect example
SoupSoupAD (12:02:09 PM): true
SoupSoupAD (12:02:28 PM): one person spoils it for everyone
SabaNJ666 (12:03:04 PM): well that's a completely different conversation, but what im tryign to say is their inability to handle criticism at times is just human nature
SoupSoupAD (12:03:22 PM): do you think its hypocritical to be so sensitive about things said about you when you do a cringe radio show?
SoupSoupAD (12:03:36 PM): i mean they abused the shit out of people on the show
SoupSoupAD (12:03:45 PM): shouldnt they have thicker skins?
SoupSoupAD (12:03:54 PM): isnt that what they ride howard about?
SabaNJ666 (12:04:40 PM): the thing people don't understand
SabaNJ666 (12:04:47 PM): is there are no absolutes when it comes to personality
SabaNJ666 (12:05:43 PM): everyone has thier moments of weakness, you can always catch someone doing something contrary to thier usual behavior
SabaNJ666 (12:06:05 PM): O&A have learned to exploit Stern's moments of weakness
SabaNJ666 (12:06:13 PM): but really they're just catching him on off days
SabaNJ666 (12:07:01 PM): i've listened to Howard Stern destroy people on the air
SabaNJ666 (12:07:37 PM): but you catch him on the right day, and yeah he'll kick you out of his press conference...maybe he just does't want to deal with you
SabaNJ666 (12:07:54 PM): and who knows the true and complete back story to some of these claims O&A makes sometimes
SoupSoupAD (12:07:58 PM): and he gets reamed by O&A for that
SoupSoupAD (12:08:07 PM): as he should
SoupSoupAD (12:08:20 PM): yeah we only hear so much
SabaNJ666 (12:08:27 PM): i mean, do people honestly believe O&A went to a press conference to just check him out
SoupSoupAD (12:08:45 PM): of course not, they wanted to push his buttons
SabaNJ666 (12:08:53 PM): no, they were there to make headlines...O&A and Stern in the same room..maybe O&A were gonna shout something out...confront him in front of the media...
SoupSoupAD (12:08:53 PM): the same way they get him to mention them on air
SoupSoupAD (12:08:59 PM): playing into their hands
SabaNJ666 (12:09:12 PM): he denied them thier media exposure
SabaNJ666 (12:09:28 PM): so instead of the nation talking about it, O&A get to talk about it on thier show to thier fans
SabaNJ666 (12:09:32 PM): who really won there?
SoupSoupAD (12:09:34 PM): did couldnt expect him to allow them to be there
SoupSoupAD (12:09:39 PM): they couldnt rather
SoupSoupAD (12:09:49 PM): they were trying to steal his thunder
SabaNJ666 (12:09:54 PM): and failed
SabaNJ666 (12:10:13 PM): so all that was left was to criticise Howard's "cowardess" in that regard
SabaNJ666 (12:10:16 PM): which is silly
SabaNJ666 (12:10:26 PM): so when it comes to hypocrisy
SoupSoupAD (12:10:34 PM): they may have done the same if they had the power
SabaNJ666 (12:10:40 PM): and cringe jocks being unable to take cringe criticism
SabaNJ666 (12:11:04 PM): yeah it happens, they're just as flawed as we are
SabaNJ666 (12:11:19 PM): may have? that's how you play the game at that level
SoupSoupAD (12:12:00 PM): its funny though how they both contradict themselves, about the very things they criticize each other about
SabaNJ666 (12:12:15 PM): oh i know its a mess
SabaNJ666 (12:12:25 PM): i think they're show is at its weakest when they do that
SoupSoupAD (12:12:40 PM): telling stern that he shouldnt have made enemies with infinity
SabaNJ666 (12:12:56 PM): fighting with other shows...
SoupSoupAD (12:13:01 PM): when O&A know full well they had the same fights with management
SoupSoupAD (12:13:06 PM): over content
SabaNJ666 (12:13:26 PM): there's nothing creative about that, its easy to do the hoo hoo jokes...
SoupSoupAD (12:14:02 PM): ron and fez were great at poking fun at both of them
SabaNJ666 (12:14:09 PM): as they should
SoupSoupAD (12:14:10 PM): showing how ridiculous they both were
SoupSoupAD (12:14:24 PM): i think new york really missed out on them
SabaNJ666 (12:14:35 PM): let's get back to the uncensored stuff, cause this is stuff everyone talks about
SoupSoupAD (12:14:36 PM): they could have been something special in ny radio
SoupSoupAD (12:14:55 PM): true, we digress
SoupSoupAD (12:15:26 PM): lets play word association
SoupSoupAD (12:15:45 PM): ill give you a name or word and you give me the first thought that comes to mind
SoupSoupAD (12:15:56 PM): you can expound if you like but dont think too hard
SoupSoupAD (12:16:02 PM): gonzostyle
SabaNJ666 (12:16:20 PM): two-faced
SoupSoupAD (12:16:28 PM): how so?
SabaNJ666 (12:17:43 PM): like every other two-faced person in this world
SoupSoupAD (12:17:50 PM): what did he do?
SabaNJ666 (12:18:32 PM): never knew where i stood with that guy
SoupSoupAD (12:18:59 PM): can you relate a specific incident that led you to that feeling?
SabaNJ666 (12:19:14 PM): we had no problem at the parties, but whenever it came to the board, he was one of my more vocal naysayers
SabaNJ666 (12:19:58 PM): i know for a fact none of the mods were happy with how i became a mod
SabaNJ666 (12:20:12 PM): or admin rather
SoupSoupAD (12:20:30 PM): why?
SoupSoupAD (12:20:56 PM): you think they felt like they put some time into the board and you just kind of walked in?
SabaNJ666 (12:21:08 PM): exactely it
SabaNJ666 (12:21:33 PM): who knows where that board would've been if i had not
SabaNJ666 (12:21:46 PM): offline probably
SoupSoupAD (12:21:51 PM): was it in that bad of shape?
SabaNJ666 (12:22:05 PM): it was clear the bills were more than froy could handle
SabaNJ666 (12:22:14 PM): even if they were small
SoupSoupAD (12:22:33 PM): foundry came in and hosted it as well, right?
SabaNJ666 (12:22:39 PM): well the company that hosted foundry
SoupSoupAD (12:22:59 PM): getting them a better deal and more efficient software you coded?
SabaNJ666 (12:23:00 PM): for free might i add
SoupSoupAD (12:23:24 PM): so he was paying nothing to have it hosted with them?
SabaNJ666 (12:23:42 PM): if he was paying anything, it was negligible
SoupSoupAD (12:24:13 PM): sean cold
SoupSoupAD (12:24:21 PM): (back to word association)
SabaNJ666 (12:24:29 PM): gentle thor
SoupSoupAD (12:24:36 PM): ha
SabaNJ666 (12:24:42 PM): i miss that guy
SoupSoupAD (12:25:06 PM): do you disagree with gooch and gonzos assesement that he "played sides" with people?
SoupSoupAD (12:25:28 PM): he would bash froy and at the same time be nice to him in person
SabaNJ666 (12:25:50 PM): again, nobody's consistent, its impossible
SoupSoupAD (12:26:11 PM): but you fault gonzo more than sean for being two faced?
SabaNJ666 (12:26:28 PM): in the context of a party when everyone's just trying to have a good time, it takes a special kind of someone to be the hardass ruining the night
SabaNJ666 (12:26:59 PM): sean consistently mocked me, but it was the kind of mocking guys do in jest
SabaNJ666 (12:27:07 PM): gonzo, i feel, just didn't like me period
SoupSoupAD (12:27:13 PM): a ballbuster
SabaNJ666 (12:27:22 PM): which made his dubiousness that much more insulting
SoupSoupAD (12:27:30 PM): i understand
SoupSoupAD (12:27:47 PM): gooch
SabaNJ666 (12:28:05 PM): Smartass
SabaNJ666 (12:28:11 PM): we never really got along
SoupSoupAD (12:28:33 PM): why not?
SabaNJ666 (12:28:54 PM): he was one of many who couldn't accept me as a walk-in admin
SabaNJ666 (12:30:11 PM): took whatever he needed from my posts to support his feelings toward me and never really bothered to get to know me
SoupSoupAD (12:30:42 PM): OTL
SabaNJ666 (12:30:59 PM): waste
SabaNJ666 (12:31:13 PM): un-focused, poorly executed piece of garbage
SabaNJ666 (12:31:47 PM): i knew it too, right from the start, which is why i opted for the one-time lump sum
SabaNJ666 (12:32:08 PM): i remember meeting with Froy and his entepreneurial staff at the WWE restaurant
SoupSoupAD (12:32:21 PM): ha
SabaNJ666 (12:32:32 PM): listened to him pitch the idea, i smelled that stinker a mile away
SoupSoupAD (12:32:44 PM): he didnt pay either, did he?
SoupSoupAD (12:32:50 PM): for lunch that is
SabaNJ666 (12:32:58 PM): no i don't think so
SoupSoupAD (12:33:03 PM): is it true it was originally just jon's idea and froy pushed him out?
SabaNJ666 (12:33:38 PM): i don't know, i came in at the end
SabaNJ666 (12:34:10 PM): that being said, if i was jon, i wouldn't want my name attached to it
SoupSoupAD (12:34:20 PM): true
SoupSoupAD (12:34:25 PM): and just jon
SabaNJ666 (12:34:47 PM): what limit was it actually over?
SoupSoupAD (12:34:49 PM): unless you wanted to further expand on your thoughts about OTL
SoupSoupAD (12:34:52 PM): ha
SoupSoupAD (12:35:06 PM): it was an awful attempt at a E/N site
SoupSoupAD (12:35:17 PM): geared to horny men
SabaNJ666 (12:35:39 PM): he would've made more money just focusing on the girls
SoupSoupAD (12:35:41 PM): yes
SabaNJ666 (12:35:44 PM): instead of original content
SoupSoupAD (12:35:48 PM): that was the only reason i went there
SoupSoupAD (12:35:49 PM): ha
SoupSoupAD (12:36:03 PM): he should have just built a porn site really
SabaNJ666 (12:36:47 PM): you build a site with the user in mind
SoupSoupAD (12:36:58 PM): unless you have serious backing or some amazing viral marketing, its real hard to build an entertainment site that makes money
SabaNJ666 (12:37:19 PM): i guess in froy's mind, the user was supposed to jerk off to teen girls and take in a witty article when they were done
SoupSoupAD (12:37:25 PM): ha
SabaNJ666 (12:37:40 PM): it made no sense
SabaNJ666 (12:38:39 PM): and the "girl next door" section? girl next door? that's an original marketing angle
SoupSoupAD (12:38:48 PM): do you sometimes think foundry tries to cater to too many interests?
SabaNJ666 (12:38:52 PM): yes
SoupSoupAD (12:39:03 PM): gets a little overwhelming
SabaNJ666 (12:39:09 PM): not really
SabaNJ666 (12:39:15 PM): we've condensed a lot
SabaNJ666 (12:39:27 PM): believe you me....unfortunately O&A is not enough to sustain a site
SabaNJ666 (12:39:55 PM): believe or not a significant amount of our traffic comes from our music content
SoupSoupAD (12:40:04 PM): did you think froy was trying to create his own foundry?
SoupSoupAD (12:40:26 PM): using his board as a funnel for traffic to it
SabaNJ666 (12:40:40 PM): i'm not exactely sure what he was trying to create
SoupSoupAD (12:40:52 PM): whats he up to these days?
SoupSoupAD (12:41:02 PM): someone hacked the shit out of OTL
SabaNJ666 (12:41:52 PM): from last i heard he was working on sexyshayna.com
SoupSoupAD (12:41:58 PM): she bailed
SoupSoupAD (12:42:05 PM): check the site
SabaNJ666 (12:42:34 PM): good she's busted anyway
SoupSoupAD (12:42:41 PM): ha
SoupSoupAD (12:42:44 PM): miss bear
SoupSoupAD (12:42:46 PM): AWFUL
SoupSoupAD (12:42:53 PM): speaking of which
SoupSoupAD (12:42:54 PM): lent
SabaNJ666 (12:43:17 PM): miss bear, oof...i haven't seen ribs like that since the meat boxing scene in rocky
SoupSoupAD (12:43:28 PM): haaaaaaaaaa
SabaNJ666 (12:44:16 PM): lent i don't even remember that well
SabaNJ666 (12:44:22 PM): he probably didn't like me
SabaNJ666 (12:44:26 PM): none of them did
SoupSoupAD (12:44:27 PM): does froy shoot those girls?
SoupSoupAD (12:44:39 PM): or buy from a content provider
SabaNJ666 (12:44:54 PM): i think he knows them
SoupSoupAD (12:45:55 PM): he never get that horse faced katylina to pose, thankfully
SabaNJ666 (12:46:04 PM): i remember it getting to the point where everyone hated me so much i just wanted my board software back...froy said he would sue me if i touched it
SoupSoupAD (12:46:21 PM): sue you?
SoupSoupAD (12:46:34 PM): doesnt he live with his mom?
SabaNJ666 (12:46:44 PM): yeah for damages related to loss income to OTL
SoupSoupAD (12:46:51 PM): ugh
SoupSoupAD (12:47:19 PM): couple more names and then ill wrap this up
SoupSoupAD (12:47:35 PM): opie
SabaNJ666 (12:48:00 PM): business
SoupSoupAD (12:48:03 PM): anthony
SabaNJ666 (12:48:51 PM): brilliant
SoupSoupAD (12:48:54 PM): ben
SabaNJ666 (12:49:03 PM): loyal
SoupSoupAD (12:49:11 PM): rick
SabaNJ666 (12:50:12 PM): hmm
SabaNJ666 (12:50:23 PM): tough one
SabaNJ666 (12:50:54 PM): career-driven
SabaNJ666 (12:50:59 PM): that's dumb but accurate
SoupSoupAD (12:51:16 PM): is he completely done with O&A?
SabaNJ666 (12:51:19 PM): yes
SoupSoupAD (12:51:30 PM): he's on some awful station now, isnt he?
SabaNJ666 (12:51:30 PM): so much so that i had to remove his image from all marketing and web materials
SabaNJ666 (12:51:45 PM): producing a show on hot 97 i believe
SoupSoupAD (12:51:55 PM): haaaa
SabaNJ666 (12:52:16 PM): from what i heard he had a rather big head
SoupSoupAD (12:52:33 PM): cause he was their producer?
SabaNJ666 (12:52:46 PM): that and i guess it was just his personality
SabaNJ666 (12:53:28 PM): although i will say the show was better during his tenure
SoupSoupAD (12:53:41 PM): you think ben is a poor producer?
SabaNJ666 (12:54:00 PM): he's a hard worker but i don't think he's a shark
SoupSoupAD (12:54:15 PM): and rick was?
SabaNJ666 (12:54:16 PM): rick was a shark
SoupSoupAD (12:54:21 PM): how so?
SabaNJ666 (12:54:54 PM): the quality of the guests
SabaNJ666 (12:54:56 PM): of the girls
SabaNJ666 (12:55:44 PM): i don't know, show just seems weaker, but i can't tell if that's just b/c they've been out of it for so long
SabaNJ666 (12:55:56 PM): or the production staff
SabaNJ666 (12:55:59 PM): i know they all work thier asses off
SoupSoupAD (12:56:08 PM): maybe they need to build up some steam
SoupSoupAD (12:56:27 PM): get a foothold
SabaNJ666 (12:56:47 PM): from a web perspective they're probably the best represented show on the internet
SoupSoupAD (12:56:48 PM): i think XM needs to help them more as well
SabaNJ666 (12:57:00 PM): i mean that's covered 100% in every regard except for live video streaming
SoupSoupAD (12:57:06 PM): yes, their strong point is their viral marketing
SabaNJ666 (12:57:21 PM): XM's marketing dept dropped the ball
SabaNJ666 (12:57:29 PM): awful
SabaNJ666 (12:57:50 PM): for example
SabaNJ666 (12:58:00 PM): the hammerstein ballroom show, their comeback show, sponsored by Sirius
SabaNJ666 (12:58:09 PM): the staff, unable to wear thier XM t-shirts
SoupSoupAD (12:58:21 PM): the passion of opie and anthony?
SabaNJ666 (12:58:29 PM): yes
SoupSoupAD (12:58:44 PM): why couldnt they wear the shirts?
SabaNJ666 (12:58:52 PM): b/c it was a Sirius sponsored events
SabaNJ666 (12:58:56 PM): event
SoupSoupAD (12:58:58 PM): WTF
SoupSoupAD (12:59:05 PM): why have sirius sponsor it?
SoupSoupAD (12:59:09 PM): thats retarded
SabaNJ666 (12:59:27 PM): ball. dropped.
SabaNJ666 (12:59:33 PM): its more than that though
SoupSoupAD (12:59:35 PM): thats like a soda launch for pepsi sponsored by coke
SabaNJ666 (12:59:43 PM): look at the sirius home page
SoupSoupAD (12:59:58 PM): stern
SabaNJ666 (1:00:01 PM): howard stern for three straight weeks
SabaNJ666 (1:00:01 PM): HUGE
SabaNJ666 (1:00:09 PM): go to xmradio.com
SabaNJ666 (1:00:15 PM): O&A get a square
SabaNJ666 (1:00:34 PM): actually you cant right now, they're site is down...hmmf
SoupSoupAD (1:00:43 PM): do you think XM is hedging their bets?
SabaNJ666 (1:00:43 PM): im not saying xm wasn't the better choice
SabaNJ666 (1:00:44 PM): b/c it is
SoupSoupAD (1:01:01 PM): cause O&A arent exclusive to them
SabaNJ666 (1:01:09 PM): no I think XM is focusing on MLB and NFL and whatever package they KNOW will attract mass listeners
SabaNJ666 (1:01:15 PM): it's what i would do
SoupSoupAD (1:01:21 PM): it sounds like O&A have the ability to syndicate their show in other places outside of XM
SabaNJ666 (1:01:28 PM): you can't sell XM on the O&A name like you can with Howard's
SabaNJ666 (1:01:52 PM): my guess is, and this is MY guess, that they're using XM to segway back into network radio
SoupSoupAD (1:01:58 PM): do you think O&A will ever have an audience as large as Howard?
SabaNJ666 (1:02:04 PM): and take over Howard's place
SabaNJ666 (1:02:25 PM): not on XM
SoupSoupAD (1:02:30 PM): will they replace him on KROCK?
SabaNJ666 (1:02:39 PM): unlikely
SoupSoupAD (1:02:45 PM): why not?
SoupSoupAD (1:02:50 PM): cause of clear channel?
SabaNJ666 (1:03:04 PM): i just don't see it
SabaNJ666 (1:03:16 PM): this "return to FM" as they're billing it
SabaNJ666 (1:03:27 PM): one small station in a small market owned by a small company
SoupSoupAD (1:03:39 PM): simultaneously as they are on satellite?
SabaNJ666 (1:04:05 PM): no i believe its edited for content
SoupSoupAD (1:04:14 PM): right
SoupSoupAD (1:04:20 PM): ok, so taped
SoupSoupAD (1:04:45 PM): but you see them leaving eventually and coming back to FM?
SabaNJ666 (1:04:51 PM): in business, you try never to burn bridges
SabaNJ666 (1:04:54 PM): there's always a chance
SoupSoupAD (1:04:58 PM): you think stern has?
SabaNJ666 (1:05:16 PM): i just dont see inifnity making a stupid move and putting O&A in stern's old chair...
SoupSoupAD (1:05:18 PM): money talks though, and he can still make someone in FM very rich
SabaNJ666 (1:05:47 PM): the thing that bothers me
SabaNJ666 (1:05:52 PM): that nobody's really discussing
SabaNJ666 (1:06:00 PM): they're both getting old
SabaNJ666 (1:06:10 PM): O&A are in thier 40's, Stern is in thier fifties
SoupSoupAD (1:06:14 PM): true
SoupSoupAD (1:06:19 PM): whose next?
SabaNJ666 (1:06:23 PM): whatever short term moves they make, how much time do they really have left
SabaNJ666 (1:06:35 PM): i can't see O&A doing this well into thier fifities and sixties
SoupSoupAD (1:06:46 PM): theres nobody young out there is there?
SabaNJ666 (1:06:51 PM): and Stern, well you gotta retire sometime
SoupSoupAD (1:06:55 PM): not with any real buzz
SabaNJ666 (1:06:56 PM): not really
SabaNJ666 (1:07:16 PM): enjoy it while it last folks
SabaNJ666 (1:07:37 PM): we probably have another decade or so
SabaNJ666 (1:07:45 PM): if that much, if they don't fuck up royally
SoupSoupAD (1:07:53 PM): 3 more names
SoupSoupAD (1:07:59 PM): YMB
SabaNJ666 (1:08:32 PM): they almost had thier hands around the neck of greatness and they FUCKED it...you don't understand how I felt when the show tanked
SabaNJ666 (1:08:53 PM): YMB....pregnant
SabaNJ666 (1:08:59 PM): and congrats to them btw
SoupSoupAD (1:09:00 PM): ha
SoupSoupAD (1:09:08 PM): that leads me to my second name
SoupSoupAD (1:09:09 PM): alkey
SabaNJ666 (1:09:48 PM): big eared, monkey face putrid drunk with great seed
SoupSoupAD (1:09:51 PM): ha
SoupSoupAD (1:09:54 PM): and finally
SoupSoupAD (1:09:56 PM): spaz
SabaNJ666 (1:10:04 PM): who?
SoupSoupAD (1:10:09 PM): exactly
SabaNJ666 (1:10:31 PM): one more point if i may
SoupSoupAD (1:10:37 PM): of course
SabaNJ666 (1:11:45 PM): for all of those who disagree with how i run things or just plain hate my guts, feel free to tell me to my face
SabaNJ666 (1:12:20 PM): kinda pathetic to mock someone through backchannels
SoupSoupAD (1:12:22 PM): thats only right
SabaNJ666 (1:12:41 PM): just know it all comes back to me eventually
SoupSoupAD (1:12:52 PM): thats what oauncensored is for
SoupSoupAD (1:12:55 PM): dishing it all out
SoupSoupAD (1:12:59 PM): for all to see
SoupSoupAD (1:12:59 PM): ha
SabaNJ666 (1:13:03 PM): i know, i love it
SoupSoupAD (1:13:06 PM): glad you do
SoupSoupAD (1:13:12 PM): thanks so much jeff
SabaNJ666 (1:13:16 PM): im surprised nobody thought of it sooner
SoupSoupAD (1:13:16 PM): i really do appreciate the time
SoupSoupAD (1:13:25 PM): so am i
SabaNJ666 (1:13:33 PM): i'm a loser
SabaNJ666 (1:13:40 PM): i appreciate being worthy of an interview
SoupSoupAD (1:13:56 PM): well you are one of those names
SoupSoupAD (1:14:02 PM): for better or worse
SabaNJ666 (1:14:05 PM): indeed
SoupSoupAD (1:14:11 PM): take care im off to lunch
SoupSoupAD (1:14:14 PM): starving
SabaNJ666 (1:14:18 PM): can't wait to see how people respond to this one, lol
SabaNJ666 (1:14:20 PM): later
SoupSoupAD (1:14:21 PM): me too
SoupSoupAD (1:14:23 PM): later