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This is like waiting for the next season of the Sopranos.

Make it happen.

The toilet is the most sanitary and logical place to shoot. Sure, it's not "romantic", but give me a break you are stroking your own cock -- you're not going to be in the mood to hover over the toilet? Why not light some scented candles of rose petals you pansy?

The toilet is by far the most logical. It's got nothing to do with fetish or attraction. It's quickest cleanup. shoot. wipe any stragglers. Flush. wash hands. It's a bodily fluid emission, that's what the toilet's made for.

Other (wrong) options

Into a tissue. Relatively clean, but it's also constricting in that you have to make sure you're aiming in a specific place, kinda takes away from some of the enjoyment. Plus, you are also left with that rank smell as a trashcan filled with goo festers in your room. There's also a chance you could miss or break through the tissue and then you've gotta break out the oxy-clean for the comforter or your floor.

Into a condom. That's just weird. and a waste of money. It's sanitary to the point of being eerily anal. But I don't see the point of forcing you to impose a condom-only policy on your penis even when there is zero chance of getting anyone pregnant. Why would you intentionally take away physical pleasure when you don't have to?

Into your sock - fucking gross. You've gotta wear that again. And after you beat off and you have that nasty sock sitting with all your other clothes in the hamper, they're all going to get contaminated. Plus, it's a waste of a sock. And if you're using a dirty sock, then you have no right to talk about the nastiness of beating off over a toilet. It's a smelly sweaty sock for Christ's sake.

Onto your person. That is kind of gay. semen should never touchh a man. Even when a girl's riding me and I finish and it starts to leak down on me, it still kind of skeeves me out. You risk overshooting and coming in your mouth and swallowing (like Gonzo has done) or hitting yourself in the face, or your pillow, or some other place that you might not realize until you roll over into it at night. Even if you do manage to get it all onto your chest, or into your belly button, you're still there like a turtle on its back struggling to clean up awkwardly without spilling anywhere.

In the shower. Also gross, and just as bad as pissing in the shower. Did you grow up on a farm? Have some respect for the people who also have to use the shower in your house? They don't want to be stepping in your babies. If you live alone, then the peopl who might move in after you move out. It's gross. And it sticks there. the shower never washes it all down. So you have to get down on your knees and wipe the shit out. Kind of gross. Also, whenever I beat off in the shower soap gets into my wee wee and it stings, and then peeing hurts. It's not worth it.

And anyone who claims the hardship of "I need to be able to watch a movie or a video clip, and taking a magazine into the bathroom will look suspicious" is mentally feeble.



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we have 46 members who have never posted? who are these people? remove them from the Pantheon of Heroes!!!

i know it is!!! she was a huge calvin and hobbes fan!!!

run her off before she starts her gibber jabber!!

I haven't really been following the story, so I don't know if this is an actual theory, but at first it was 20k, then 40, then 60, now 70, and I've been hearing whispers of 100,000

I saw the videos of the wave, it wasn't that bad.

The numbers are exaggerated and the damage is exaggerated so they can rape the world for "aid".

That's my stance.

My semen works.

i find my current show,(job reference for gooch), incredibly dull so i downloaded an audiobook to listen to during the performance. It is my first experience with an audiobook so i will let you know how it goes.

oh, its, "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Presents America : A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction ".

so since simmons did his top whatever articles for the past yr, and you apparently need insider to read them, link me to what articles you want to read and i'll post them.
also, the paranoid factor, i don't want to get cdih in trouble if for some reason for posting pay for stuff, so if the sports section comes up on the main page or gets searched by search bots, i'll move this thread to an area that doesn't (stoner forum??) if gonzo or goatweed would think thats best
i won't be around until later tonight so don't expect your request filled right away

and if you want to read anything else in insider just let me know