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  THE UNCENSORED DIG INTERVIEW
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 12-28-2004, 12:58 AM - Forum: Drama Posts - Replies (19)

oauncensored: an interview, sir?
deadlaughter2: ok
oauncensored: got some time now?
deadlaughter2: i was reading your blog site
deadlaughter2: it's a cluster fuck
deadlaughter2: yeah i got time
deadlaughter2: eagles aren't on for a while
oauncensored: cool
oauncensored: lets begin with oa.com
deadlaughter2: yeah
oauncensored: how did you happen upon it?
deadlaughter2: foundry chat
deadlaughter2: when i first started online i used to go into chat rooms and act like a dick
oauncensored: and you eventually came to oa.com through foundry chat?
deadlaughter2: just randomly picked them cause o& a was relatively new in philly
oauncensored: i see
deadlaughter2: yeah people used to have little abbreviations next tro their names
oauncensored: so you werent a huge o&a fan so to speak
oauncensored: you were looking for an outlet?
deadlaughter2: like mine would have been: oa diceisgod
deadlaughter2: so i was like what the fuck is that
deadlaughter2: outlet...i guess....just looking for a little ole fashion shitkicking fun
deadlaughter2: and it was
oauncensored: how did it go at first?
deadlaughter2: Austin used to threaten my life on their
deadlaughter2: it was great
deadlaughter2: well i was a fan of the diceman
oauncensored: around what time did you start posting on oa.com, around the time of bang party?
deadlaughter2: and those guys always fucked with him and he was an easy target
deadlaughter2: so i chose that moniker....i came after the bangparty
deadlaughter2: i had no idea what that was when i was there
oauncensored: that was a wild time on the board
deadlaughter2: it was fuel though
oauncensored: the number of posters skyrocketed
deadlaughter2: i put the pieces together and took a few shots
oauncensored: because the show mentioned the board for the first time then
deadlaughter2: yeah...that was before my time
deadlaughter2: o&a were brand new in philly
deadlaughter2: i listened a little
deadlaughter2: it was ok but it got old like all things
oauncensored: so did you ever have run ins with moderators at oa.com ?
oauncensored: before the eventual demise?
deadlaughter2: here and there....gonzo, seph, faceman...they all pretty much hated my guts
deadlaughter2: so i would play nice to give the illusion that i was a true fan...i kinda was a little but it was all a game
oauncensored: gonzo loves you now
deadlaughter2: yeah it's a weird world
oauncensored: what was your relationship like then?
oauncensored: contemptuous?
deadlaughter2: i'm suire he's a fine fellow as are many of them....that's what made pissing them off so much fun
deadlaughter2: well i would do little things to get them pissed
deadlaughter2: if you get them into a tirade that's the best
deadlaughter2: and it happened a few times
oauncensored: can you recall one particular one with gonzo?
deadlaughter2: more than few actually...it wasn't really the mods thathated me the most
oauncensored: was your goal to take the board down or did it just happen?
deadlaughter2: it was the regular posters.....yeah we got into a few pissing matches...the one where i argued with him, austin, galt, and maybe a few other stood out the most
deadlaughter2: it was my goal to win
deadlaughter2: but there was no prize
deadlaughter2: i wanted to stand there and pl;ay the fiddle as rome burned just for fun
oauncensored: so you think the board was headed for disaster regardless
deadlaughter2: it was shit hole to begin with
deadlaughter2: so i shit on it
oauncensored: did you ever have a run in with jeff?
oauncensored: from foundry
deadlaughter2: it was all fun and games then i saw those jerkoffs tshirt ads and finally stopped playing around
deadlaughter2: never with Jeff....galt ran his pompous ass off quite nicely
oauncensored: that was the final straw?
oauncensored: the tshirt hell ads?
deadlaughter2: well there was nothing i planned to do about it
oauncensored: do you have any plans for wackbag?
deadlaughter2: i simply started a thread at cdih about it and certain people just happened to stop by and pay a visit
deadlaughter2: and say hi like
deadlaughter2: wackbag owes me
deadlaughter2: they want nothing to do with me
deadlaughter2: fuck them
deadlaughter2: they can do their thing i don't care
oauncensored: do you plan to retaliate?
oauncensored: or take them down like you did oa.com?
deadlaughter2: i'm no terrorist despite what Joe saprano might say
oauncensored: ha
deadlaughter2: that was funny shit
oauncensored: but you are influential
deadlaughter2: the best foundry chat session ever
oauncensored: describe it for us
deadlaughter2: i have nothing against their board...it's their property and i ain't going after nobody
deadlaughter2: i'd come in the middle of the night fucking tanked up and go into chat and just be completely unbearable
deadlaughter2: then the next day i'd come on sober and play nice
deadlaughter2: and this went on ...it was funny as shit
deadlaughter2: the moderators wanted me dead
oauncensored: eventually, they shut it down
deadlaughter2: so somebody went to some guy his SN was soprano
oauncensored: jeff didnt want the headache
deadlaughter2: i have no clue who this guy is
deadlaughter2: but apparently he's a big shot
deadlaughter2: so he comes in while i'm there
oauncensored: he was just a foundry moderator
oauncensored: some of them act like they have some pull
oauncensored: they're just glorified hall monitors
deadlaughter2: well...were having a pm convo
deadlaughter2: he's equating what i was doing to being a terrorist
deadlaughter2: and i think he was serious
deadlaughter2: so i'm like, dude what are talking about
deadlaughter2: IT'S FUCKING CHAT
deadlaughter2: you fucking cocksucker
deadlaughter2: then i told him he was fired
deadlaughter2: and that was that
deadlaughter2: had to be there i guess
oauncensored: ha
deadlaughter2: it's funny on about 12 beers
oauncensored: def takes himself too seriously
deadlaughter2: and when your me
deadlaughter2: but then i was bannished there and went oa.com
deadlaughter2: and the rest is history
deadlaughter2: i actually play in austin's fantasy baseball league
deadlaughter2: and bang his sister
oauncensored: when did you know you had begun the chain of events that ended the .com era?
deadlaughter2: just kidding
oauncensored: ha
deadlaughter2: well that thread was just really rolling
deadlaughter2: it was gaining steam and things were ready to explode
deadlaughter2: the tshirt jerkoff's thread that is
oauncensored: did you see it ending that way?
deadlaughter2: there was this big controversy about some dude spaz
oauncensored: or was it a shock?
deadlaughter2: like i said i started listening late so i knew nothing of this guy
deadlaughter2: it was pretty funny when i logged on to see the aftermath the next day
deadlaughter2: i wasn't too shocked
deadlaughter2: i didn;'t think theyd delete the fucking thing
deadlaughter2: but that was just gravy
deadlaughter2: i was so proud that i was able to play on so many different factors and rile up so many different people for different reasons
oauncensored: do you think its ridiculous that the fan sites are so unlike the actual show?
oauncensored: they're so heavily censored
oauncensored: and nicey nice
deadlaughter2: and it all culminated in one big boom....
deadlaughter2: it's a joke
deadlaughter2: the whole thing
deadlaughter2: fucking censor this can;t say that
deadlaughter2: idiots
deadlaughter2: i look forward to annoying them...that is is any board will have me
deadlaughter2: if
oauncensored: its a disaster waiting to happen
deadlaughter2: i guess it was all about protecting his gf
deadlaughter2: which i can understand
deadlaughter2: but i mean what was the big deal anyway?
oauncensored: but the show takes people personal lives and makes it material
oauncensored: why should theirs be any different?
deadlaughter2: yeah....i guess were all part of th same hypocracy
deadlaughter2: BAM
oauncensored: live by the sword, die by the sword
deadlaughter2: Godfather reference of the day
oauncensored: ha
deadlaughter2: well if they 're writing the checks to support these messageboards
deadlaughter2: i guess they can do wehatever they want
deadlaughter2: it's not a crime to act like douchebag on a messageboard though
oauncensored: i dont know if its confirmed they do or did
deadlaughter2: not yet
oauncensored: froy held fundraisers
deadlaughter2: i want to take this to the full extreme
deadlaughter2: i want my words to cause seizures
oauncensored: have you ever met a message board person?
deadlaughter2: that would be awesome
deadlaughter2: nah
deadlaughter2: no desire really
deadlaughter2: it would kill my fun
oauncensored: you'd imagine they're freaks
deadlaughter2: yeah ...good call
oauncensored: you like to forget theres an actual human being on the other end
deadlaughter2: i got no judgements on anyone
deadlaughter2: i just take it all in and play on them
oauncensored: makes it easier to flame away
oauncensored: who was your favorite targets?
oauncensored: or still is
deadlaughter2: people that get upset by this shit deserve it
deadlaughter2: or not
deadlaughter2: oh well fuck it
deadlaughter2: i'm having fun
deadlaughter2: i had no real "targets"
deadlaughter2: i just sat there and responded to reactions
deadlaughter2: the more pissed they got the better
deadlaughter2: that's why Austin was so much fun
deadlaughter2: i never met him but i'm guessing he's a teenage kid
oauncensored: so anyone who takes it too seriously could get caught in your trap
deadlaughter2: with a lot of fire in him
deadlaughter2: exactly
oauncensored: id like to open this up to audience discussion at this point
deadlaughter2: they're in awe i imagin
oauncensored: of course

You have just entered room "The DIG Uncensored Interview."
deadlaughter2 has entered the room.
WankFellow has entered the room.
triciaj76 has entered the room.
fbdlingfrg has entered the room.
WankFellow: oh this should be a hoot
thekmanredux has entered the room.
SoupSoupAD: this begins our audience discussion
triciaj76: yay
SoupSoupAD: ive completed the one on one
fbdlingfrg: nice
deadlaughter2: is this part two?
WankFellow: was it hot and heavy?
thekmanredux: how come i missed it
SoupSoupAD: anyone wish to ask the DIG a question?
SoupSoupAD: it was
WankFellow: did you talk McNabb vs. Dante?
fbdlingfrg: well what was already covered?
thekmanredux: DIG, what do you do for a living?
SoupSoupAD: we covered how he came to .com
SoupSoupAD: his time at foundry chat, his enemies
deadlaughter2: i'm in sales
SoupSoupAD: his best battles
WankFellow: DIG wants to know if he can move-in
thekmanredux: do you enjoy sales
fbdlingfrg: so austin...
deadlaughter2: and i'm go to school
SoupSoupAD: austin was a major topic
deadlaughter2: rather "i"
thekmanredux: school for what
fbdlingfrg: those were some pretty one sided fights
WankFellow: since austin was like 14 at the time
deadlaughter2: Computers
thekmanredux: boring
deadlaughter2: yeah well i'm sure it doesn't quite live up toyour standards, sleepy
deadlaughter2: i brand new in sales
deadlaughter2: career change
SoupSoupAD: dig, do you post on wackbag now?
deadlaughter2: and from what i can tell i'm going to be a monster
deadlaughter2: no..wackbag banned me
WankFellow: do you where your helmet door-to-door
SoupSoupAD: thats a shocker
deadlaughter2: and i don't have XM
WankFellow: wear, oops
fbdlingfrg: wackbag banned you?
fbdlingfrg: they never ban people
deadlaughter2: uh...yup
WankFellow: wackbag bans everything
fbdlingfrg: and the conversations are so witty and intelligent
SoupSoupAD: what is your family life like DIG?
deadlaughter2: i was complaining about their nazi bullshit three years ago
WankFellow: they make FM Jeff look well-beahved
deadlaughter2: as i'm sure others did years before
SoupSoupAD: do they know of your message board legendary status?
deadlaughter2: now all of a sudden it;'s abig deal
fbdlingfrg: they make me look like a poster of the year candidate
WankFellow: lets not go too far
deadlaughter2: but when i was there and they got 10 hits a day noone payed attention
fbdlingfrg: i didnt suck this year
WankFellow: das golden age
fbdlingfrg: i posted like 12 times, but it wasnt too sucky
JediGmann has entered the room.
deadlaughter2: i tried to tell them who i was
deadlaughter2: they know me
JediGmann: wow
deadlaughter2: and what i done
JediGmann: early chat
SoupSoupAD: its the DIG interview
deadlaughter2: they'll never admit to it though
SoupSoupAD: jump in if you like
SoupSoupAD: you think wackbag hates dot commers cause they were the red headed step child then?
deadlaughter2: i don't think about wackbag...ever
deadlaughter2: it's a nonissue
thekmanredux: DIG, what is your favorite movie
deadlaughter2: it's a sucky board and they are going to fade
deadlaughter2: godfather i guess1 or 2
thekmanredux: cmon, pick one
deadlaughter2: ok 2
thekmanredux: wrong answer
JediGmann: why 2 ?
deadlaughter2: now i'm in trouble
fbdlingfrg: how confident are you in the eagles, without TO?
deadlaughter2: i'm not
SoupSoupAD: who is your favorite comedian other than dice?
deadlaughter2: the usual...i'm not a big comedian consuier (or howveer you spell that)
SoupSoupAD: carlin?
WankFellow: who's in rehab
SoupSoupAD: for wine and vikes
deadlaughter2: carlin of course and all the good ones
deadlaughter2: who's in rehab?
SoupSoupAD: carlin
deadlaughter2: eh...it happens
SoupSoupAD: just admitted himself
deadlaughter2: vicodins are good shit
thekmanredux: true
SoupSoupAD: favorite album?
WankFellow: are you George Carlin, DIGgyt
deadlaughter2: if he thinks he has a problem then i guess he does
deadlaughter2: no favorites really....i like a lot of different stuff
deadlaughter2: it's like comparing apples to oranges
SoupSoupAD: pick one
SoupSoupAD: whats the last one you listened to?
thekmanredux: where did you grow up
SoupSoupAD: whats in your cd deck right now?
JediGmann: will you ever attend a board event ??
deadlaughter2: some pink floyd i guess
deadlaughter2: the stones
SoupSoupAD: where did you grow up?
deadlaughter2: philly
deadlaughter2: durr
thekmanredux: damn
thekmanredux: this is boring
deadlaughter2: what did you expect
SoupSoupAD: almost as boring as sleepers
thekmanredux: nothing, i was invited here
SoupSoupAD: gooch and gonzo set the bar high
deadlaughter2: ask me botring questions...get boring answers
JediGmann: whatd i miss out of the interview ??
WankFellow: did you ever meet anyone from the board
deadlaughter2: ask me what toilet paper i prefer
deadlaughter2: never met anyone
JediGmann: if you could kill anyone from the board ....who would it be ?
WankFellow: the one on his dead pool
deadlaughter2: wouldn't know any of you from jesus
WankFellow: ever to talk to anyone on or from the board on the phone?
thekmanredux: do you know someone in philyl named sean agnew?
deadlaughter2: i don't know anyone well enough to say i would kill them
JediGmann: fro my own personal curiousity...how old are you ?
deadlaughter2: 29
thekmanredux: are you ccontent with your life?
deadlaughter2: yeah...that's what i'm doing here
WankFellow: ha ha
WankFellow: married?
deadlaughter2: complete contention
thekmanredux: what one thing do you regret most in your 29 years
deadlaughter2: actually...i'm quite satisfied or as satisfied as i'm going to get
deadlaughter2: this is all fun to me
deadlaughter2: if i can piss off a few wankers here and there i had a good day
WankFellow: i still love you
thekmanredux: answer my question
deadlaughter2: that i didn't get a college degree earlier
thekmanredux: do you still not have one
deadlaughter2: cause i would own this town right now
deadlaughter2: anbd i will
thekmanredux: why did you wait so long
deadlaughter2: cause i'm me
deadlaughter2: and you're whinny little faggot
WankFellow: DIG, you sounds exactly like Slash..does that bother you
thekmanredux: what is the best and worst job youve ever had
deadlaughter2: sound like this ...sound like that
deadlaughter2: whatever porky
deadlaughter2: well it's been fun
thekmanredux: no it hasnt
deadlaughter2: good
deadlaughter2: i aim to not please
thekmanredux: edgy
WankFellow: grumpygills was better in chat
thekmanredux: are you an "underachiver, and proud of it man!"
deadlaughter2: well you've got me all figured out
WankFellow: that would probably scare you
deadlaughter2: you got me all figured out
deadlaughter2: what can i say
WankFellow: if so, i await the fall
thekmanredux: why did this turn hostile
WankFellow: b/c it was boring
deadlaughter2: you were bored
thekmanredux: oh
deadlaughter2: so we livened it up a little
WankFellow: might as well
deadlaughter2: i'm sorry
JediGmann: how do you feel about these message boards and the people that are on them ??
deadlaughter2: that was mean of me
WankFellow: fag
thekmanredux: am i your favorite poster?
fbdlingfrg: every single person on a message board is a loser
thekmanredux: or at least in the top 3
deadlaughter2: you're a sharp one...i'll say that
thekmanredux: cmon, top 3 right
thekmanredux: me, galt, gonzo
deadlaughter2: if it makes you feel better...sure
thekmanredux: ok
deadlaughter2: cya champ
thekmanredux: bye
deadlaughter2: O:-)
WankFellow: dig..ever post on shitthrowingmonekys.com?
deadlaughter2 has left the room.
WankFellow: coward
thekmanredux: that was a dumb question
WankFellow: not really sinc eit was an actualy site
thekmanredux: not everything is about 5 year old internet refernences
JediGmann: wow that was weak...and i wasnt in here half as long as you guys
thekmanredux: i know it was an actual site, you are so obsessed with the golden age
thekmanredux: DIG wasnt even around then
WankFellow: actually, i was wondering if he came from that
thekmanredux: hes from philly
thekmanredux: he probably came after syndication
WankFellow: since there was a bunch who never came to either boards
WankFellow: it was a shot in the dark but better than what we had from him
thekmanredux: i doubt he came from there since he is actually funny
thekmanredux: and none of those people were
WankFellow: i never read much there. so, no clue.
thekmanredux: i never read it at all, but it was all the meatflap crew right
WankFellow: plus some others..which is why i gave him the question
WankFellow: who never showed up anywhere
WankFellow: i bet his interview is more boring than his after-chat
fbdlingfrg: i miss the meatflap crew...they had such hollow arguements
thekmanredux: i only miss TFEC
JediGmann: HA
SoupSoupAD: sorry
SoupSoupAD: my girl needed the laptop
SoupSoupAD: buying movie tickets
JediGmann: k....be back later
JediGmann: have fun
JediGmann has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: dig was a so-so interview
SoupSoupAD: ill post it now
WankFellow has left the room.
thekmanredux: im not all that interested in it to be honest
SoupSoupAD: im sure
fbdlingfrg: you'll still read it
thekmanredux: eeventually
thekmanredux: ill read it at work tommorow

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  Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Posted by: The Jays - 12-27-2004, 10:06 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (16)

Holy shit me and my friends found this gun, and we loaded it up and then went outside and tried to shoot and break every window we saw. I found I have such a better shot than my mom! holy crap, it was crazy, I hope I didnt kill anybody, wouldnt that be like totally LOL???

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  Children don't let Parents drive home drunk...
Posted by: 2 tired 2 give N F - 12-27-2004, 05:31 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (17)

Except me. What a trip...swirving all over the place, hits a curb and then when the parkway splits she drives up on the median (another curb) and bottoms the car out to only later say that she did it on purpose while slurring and not being able to stand up straight. My 18 yr. old sister in the back was cryin for her to let me drive but you know how parents are...NEVER LISTEN TO THE KIDS EVEN WHEN THEY'RE RIGHT...so basically I was lucky it was snowing, and there were very few cars out and everyone was taking it slow...cause otherwise only God knows what could have happened.

Also, I found out my alcohol tolerance is higher than my mom's which is quite cool and seein her slurring and not bein able to walk straight was quite funny after she had parked the car. And speaking of parking she said she didn't see the DRESSER!!!1 in the damn space. My sister and to jump out and move it so she didn't hit it. Best 12/26 ever!! Scary as hell then, funny as hell now.

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  Is there anyway to get one of those icons
Posted by: The Jays - 12-26-2004, 09:41 PM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (25)

that appear in the address bar? Like the ones for msnbc, imdb, etc?

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  Reggie White :sadface:
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 12-26-2004, 05:54 PM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (8)

Quote:Former NFL Star Reggie White Dead at 43

HUNTERSVILLE, N.C. (Sports Network) - NFL great Reggie White died Sunday morning of a massive heart attack. He was 43.

White, the league's former all-time sack leader, put together a Hall of Fame career as a defensive end for the Philadelphia Eagles (news) and Green Bay Packers (news) from 1985-1998. He also played for the Carolina Panthers (news) in 2000.

A 13-time Pro Bowl selection, White died at his North Carolina home just seven days after his 43rd birthday.

ESPN reported his death Sunday morning on its NFL preview show.

fuckin 43 years old, that's just really tragic... guess it won't be a white christmas in the white... house... get it!!!

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  What I got for christmas - you?
Posted by: Sir O - 12-26-2004, 07:07 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (42)

My best friend got me the 50 volume Harvard Classics + lectures off ebay. I got her a framed Van Gogh canvas print and a bottle of fine cognac: Remy Martin 1738. This is the greatest present ever...

Quote:Here is a brief explanation of The Harvard Classics written by it's editor, Charles W. Elliot, LL.D. "The purpose of The Harvard Classics is, therefore, one very different from that of the many collections in which the editor's aim has been to select the hundred or the fifty best books in the world; it is nothing less than the purpose to present so ample and characteristic a record of the stream of the world's thought that the observant reader's mind shall be enriched, refined, and fertilized by it."

There are 50 volumes to a set and some of them come with a Reading Guide and a somewhat rare "Lectures" volume. In my opinion, the set is not complete without these volumes. So far, I have found them in black, brown, blue, red, or green covers and the older copies are sometimes referred to as the "Five-Foot Shelf of Books." Introductions and notes are included in each book and the copywrite is 1909 - 1910. I have also found a version that is referred to as the "Deluxe & Registered" edition and I have only found 20 volumes in this un-numbered series.

This list is for your information only.

Volume 1, The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, The Journal of John Woolman, Fruits of Solitude by William Penn

Volume 2, The Apology of Socrates, Phaedo and Crito by Plato translated by Benjamin Jowett; The Golden Sayings of Epictetus translated by Hastings Crossley, The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius translated by George Long

Volume 3, Essays, Civil and Moral and The New Atlantis by Francis Bacon, Areopagitica and Tractate on Education by John Milton, Religio Medici by Sir Thomas Browne

Volume 4, The Complete Poems of John Milton

Volume 5, Essays and English Traits by Ralph Waldo Emerson. Includes: The American Scholar, An Address, Man the Reformer, Self-Reliance, Compensation, Friendship, Heroism, The Over-Soul, Circles, The Poet, Character, Manners, Gifts, Nature, Politics, New England Reformers, Worship, Beauty

Volume 6, The Poems and Songs of Robert Burns (Scottish)

Volume 7, The Confessions of St. Augustine translated by Edward B. Pusey, The Imitation of Christ by Thomas A. Kempis translated by William Benham

Volume 8, Nine Greek Dramas by Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides and Aristophanes, translated by E. D. A. Morshead, E.H. Plumptre, Gilbert Murray and B.B. Rogers

Volume 9, Letters of Marcus Tullius Cicero with his treatises on Friendships and Old Age, translated by E. S. Shuckburgh and Letters of Gaius Plinius Caecilius Secundus, translated by William Melmoth, revised by F. C. T. Bosanquet,

Volume 10, An Inquiry Into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith, edited by C. J. Bullock, PH.D., Professor of Economics, Harvard Univ.

Volume 11, Origin of Species by Darwin

Volume 12, Plutarch's Lives of Themistocles, Pericles, Aristides, Alcibiades and Coriolanus, Demosthenes and Cicero, Caesar and Antony, in the translation called "Dryden's" corrected and revised by Arthur Hugh Clough

Volume 13, Virgil's Aeneid translated by John Dryden

Volume 14, Don Quixote of the Mancha, Part 1, by Miquel de Cervantes, translated by Thomas Shelton

Volume 15, The Pilgrim's Progress by John Bunyan and The Lives of John Donne and George Herbert by Izaak Walton

Volume 16, Stories from The Thousand and One Nights (The Arabian Nights’ Entertainments) translated by Edward William Lane, revised by Stanley Lane-Poole

Volume 17, Folk-Lore and Fable by Aesop, Grimm, Andersen

Volume 18, Modern English Drama Includes: All For Love by John Dryden; The School for Scandal by Richard Brinsley Sheridan; She Stoops to Conquer by Oliver Goldsmith; The Cenci by Percy Blysshe Shelley; A Blot in the Scutcheon by Robert Browning; Manfred by Lord Byron

Volume 19, Faust, Part I, Egmont, Herman Dorothea by Johan Wolfgang von Goethe and Doctor Faustus by Christopher Marlowe

Volume 20, The Divine Comedy of Dante Aligheri, translated by Henry F. Cary

Volume 21, I Promessi Sposi (The Betrothed) by Alessandro Manzoni

Volume 22, The Odyssey of Homer, translated by S.H. Butcher and A. Lang

Volume 23, Two Years Before the Mast and Twenty-Four Years After by R. H. Dana, Jr.

Volume 24, Edmund Burke on Taste, On the Sublime and Beautiful, Reflections on The French Revolution, A Letter to a Noble Lord

Volume 25, Autobiography and Essay on Liberty by John Stuart Mill Characteristics, Inaugural Address, Essay on Scott by Thomas Carlyle

Volume 26, Continental Drama Includes: Life Is a Dream by Pedro Calderon de la Barca translated by Edward Fitzgerald; Polyeucte by Pierre Corneille translated by Thomas Constable; Phaedra by Jean Baptiste Racine translated by Robert Bruce Boswell; Tartuffe, or The Hypocrite by Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere translated by Curtis Hidden Page; Minna von Barnhelm, or The Soldier's Fortune by Gotthold Ephraim Lessing translated by Ernest Bell; William Tell by Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller

Volume 27, English Essays from Sir Philip Sidney to Macaulay. Includes: The Defense of Poesy by Sir Philip Sidney, On Shakespeare by Ben Johnson, On Bacon by Ben Johnson, Of Agricultureby Abraham Cowley, The Vision of Mirza by Joseph Addison, Westminster Abbey by Joseph Addison, The Spectator Club by Sir Richard Steele, Hints Towards an Essay on Conversation by Jonathan Swift, A Treatise on Good Manners and Good Breeding by Jonathan Swift, A Letter of Advice to a Young Poet by Jonathan Swift, On the Death of Esther Johnson (Stella) by Jonathan Swift, The Shortest-Way with the Dissenters by Daniel Defoe, The Education of Women by Daniel Defoe, Life of Addison, 1672-1719 by Samuel Johnson, Of the Standard of Taste by David Hume, Fallacies of Anti-Reformers by Sydney Smith, On Poesy or Art by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Of Persons One Would Wish to Have Seen by William Hazlitt, Deaths of Little Children by Leigh Hunt, On the Realities of Imagination by Leigh Hunt, On the Tragedies of Shakespere by Charles Lamb, Levana and Our Ladies of Sorrow by Thomas de Quincey, A Defence of Poetry by Percy Bysshe Shelley, Machiavelli by Thomas Babington Macaulay

Volume 28, Essays, English and American. Includes: Jonathan Swift by William Makepeace Thackeray, The Idea of a University by John Henry Newman, The Study of Poetry by Matthew Arnold, Sesame and Lilies by John Ruskin, John Milton by Walter Bagehot, Science and Culture by Thomas Henry Huxley, Race and Language by Edward Augustus Freeman, Truth of Intercourse and Samuel Pepys by Robert Louis Stevenson, On the Elevation of the Laboring Classes by William Ellery Channing, The Poetic Principle by Edgar Allen Poe, Walking by Henry David Thoreau, Abraham Lincoln and Democracy by James Russell Lowell

Volume 29, The Voyage of the Beagle by Charles Darwin

Volume 30, Scientific Papers. Includes: The Forces of Matter and The Chemical History of a Candle by Michael Faraday; On the Conservation of Force and Ice Glaciers by Hermann von Helmholtz translated by Edmund Atkinson; The Wave, Theory of Light and The Tides by Sir William Thomson (Lord Kelvin); The Extent of the Universe by Simon Newcomb; Geographical Evolution by Sir Archibald Geikie

Volume 31, The Autobiography of Benvenuto Cellini translated by John Addington Symonds

Volume 32, Literary and Philosophical Essays/French, German, and Italian. Includes: That We Should Not Judge of Our Happiness Until After Our Death, That to Philosophise is to Learne How to Die, Of the Institution and Education of Children, Of Friendship, Of Books by Montaigne; Montaigne and What is a Classic? by Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve; The Poetry of the Celtic Races by Ernest Renan; The Education of the Human Race by Gotthold Ephraim Lessing; Letters Upon the Aesthetic Education of Man by J.C. Friedrich von Schiller; Fundamental Principles of the Metaphysic of Morals and Transition From Popular Moral Philosophy to the Metaphysic of Morals by Immanuel Kant; Byron and Goethe by Guiseppe Mazzini

Volume 33, Voyages and Travels, Ancient and Modern. Includes: An Account of Egypt by Herodotus translated by G. C. Macaulay, Germany by Tacitus translated by Thomas Gordon, Sir Francis Drake Revived by Sir Francis Drake edited by Philip Nichols, Sir Frances Drake's Famous Voyage Round the World by Francis Pretty, Drake's Great Armada by Captain Walter Bigges, Sir Humphrey Gilbert's Voyage to Newfoundland by Edward Haies, The Discovery of Guiana by Sir Walter Raleigh

Volume 34, French and English Philosophers. Descartes, Rousseau, Voltaire, and Hobbes

Volume 35, Chronicle and Romance. Includes: The Chronicles of Froissart translated by Lord Berners, edited by G. C. Macaulay; The Holy Grail by Sir Thomas Malory, from the Caxton Edition of the Morte D'Arthur; A Description of Elizabethan England written by William Harrison for Holinshed's Chronicles

Volume 36, The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli; Utopia by Sir Thomas More; Ninety-Five Theses (Address to the German Nobility Concerning Christian Liberty) by Martin Luther

Volume 37, Some Thoughts Concerning Education by John Locke; Three Dialogues Between Hylas and Philonous in Opposition to Sceptics and Atheists by George Berkeley; An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding by David Hume

Volume 38, Scientific Papers, Physiology, Medicine, Surgery and Geology Includes such authors as Harvey, Jenner, Lister and Pasteur

Volume 39, Prefaces and Prologues to Famous Books

Volume 40, English Poetry 1, From Chaucer to Grey

Volume 41, English Poetry 2, Collins to Fitzgerald

Volume 42, English Poetry 3, Tennyson to Whitman

** Note: "The aim in these three volumes of English Poetry has been to give, as far as the limits of space allowed, a substantial representation of the most distinguished poets of England and America for the last five hundred years. Among previous anthologies an especially wide recognition has been given by the best judges to Francis Turner Palgrave’s 'Golden Treasury of the Best Songs and Lyrical Poems in the English Language,' first published in 1861 and it has been thought best to make that collection the nucleus of the present one. All the poems originally selected by Mr. Palgrave have, accordingly, been retained, with the exception of those by Milton and Burns, which appear in the Harvard Classics in the complete editions of the poetical works of these two authors.

The larger scale of this collection has made it possible to ignore the limitation of most anthologies to lyrical poems, and to include a considerable number of long narrative and didactic poems. Thus we have been able to give the Prologue to Chaucer’s 'Canterbury Tales,' the most vivid series of types of character to be found in any English poem; the 'Nun’s Priest’s Tale,' one of the finest specimens of the beast fable; a large group of traditional ballads, including the almost epic 'Gest of Robin Hood'; Pope’s 'Essay on Man'; Byron’s 'Prisoner of Chillon'; Coleridge’s 'Ancient Mariner' and 'Christabel'; Keat’s 'Eve of St. Agnes'; Shelley’s 'Adonais'; Tennyson’s 'Maud'; Longfellow’s 'Evangeline'; and many others rarely found in mixed collections. All these poems are given, in accordance with the general practise in this series, in their entirety.

In the case of Chaucer and other older authors, and of poems in the Scottish dialect, the meanings of obsolete and rare words have been given in the foot-notes. The poems of each author will be found together; and the general arrangement is chronogical."

Volume 43, American Historical Documents, 1000-1904

Volume 44, Sacred Writings 1, The Sayings of Confucius, The Book of Job, The Book of Psalms, Ecclesiastes, The Gospel According to Luke, The Acts of the Apostles

Volume 45, Sacred Writings 2, The First Epistle of Paul to the Corinthians, 2 Corinthians, Hymns of the Christian Church, Buddhist writings, translated and annotated by Henry Clarke Warren, The Bhagavad-Gita or Song Celestial (Hindu) by Sir Edwin Arnold, Chapters from the Koran (Mohammedan) translated and annotated by E. H. Palmer

Volume 46, Elizabethan Drama, part 1 of 2. Includes: Edward the Second by Christopher Marlowe; The Tragedy of Hamlet Prince of Denmark by William Shakespeare; The Tragedy of King Lear by William Shakespeare; The Tragedy of Macbeth by William Shakespeare; The Tempest by William Shakespeare

Volume 47, Elizabethan Drama, part 2 of 2. Includes: The Shoemaker's Holiday by Thomas Dekker, The Alchemist by Ben Jonson, Philaster by Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher, The Duchess of Malfi by John Webster, A New Way to Pay Old Debts by Philip Massinger

Volume 48, Thoughts translated by W. F. Trotter, Letters translated by M. L. Booth and Minor Works translated by O. W. Wight by Blaise Pascal

Volume 49, Epic and Saga. Includes: Beowulf translated by Francis B. Gummere; The Song of Roland translated by John O’Hagan; The Destruction of Da Derga’s Hostel translated by Whitley Stokes, D.C.L.; The Story of the Volsungs and Niblungs and Songs from the Elder Edda translated by Eirikr Magnusson and William Morris

Volume 50, Introduction, Reader’s Guide, Indexes

Lectures (Hard to find rare volume) Introduction "The Lecture Series on the contents of The Harvard Classics ought to do much to open that collection of literary materials to many ambitious young men and women whose education was cut short by the necessary of contributing in early life to the family earnings, or of supporting themselves, 'and who must therefore reach the standing of an cultivated man or woman through the pleasurable devotion of a few minutes a day through many years to the reading of good literature.’ (Introduction to The Harvard Classics.) The Series will also assist many readers to cultivate 'a taste for serious reading of the highest quality outside of The Harvard Classics as well as with in them.’ (Ibid.) It will certainly promote the accomplishment of the educational object I had in mind when I made the collection." Charles W. Elliot, editor

This is gonna take me years to read.

And this was my one and only gift...I didn't exchange gifts with family because I don't buy shit for people I don't like...

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  when drunk friends call you at night
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 12-25-2004, 05:58 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (12)

I hate when that shit happens, I had a friend of mine call me at 3am drunk off his ass to wish me a merry christmas. The convo went something like this..

HEY BUDDY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

it's fuckin 3am, what the fuck, fucko?

I just wanted to call and wish you a merry christmas!

yeah, wonderful, you must be a really lonely motherfucker.

yeah....

well merry christmas to you too I guess.

so how's your christmas been?

as good as your chanukkah, i'm a jew remember?

oh well I figured since you were born in america you would be americanized by now and celebrate the holiday.

what the fuck are you talking about?

well you know it's a national holiday and I figured even though your family came from europe you would have picked up the custom.

Dude... christmas is not an american holiday... it's a religious holiday...

OH YEAH? WELL IF IT'S NOT AN AMERICAN HOLIDAY THEN WHY DOES THE ENTIRE NATION CELEBRATE IT AND EVERYTHING IS CLOSED ON CHRISTMAS!!!! HUH!!!

Well first off not EVERYONE celebrates christmas, you won't see to many muslims, atheists, jews, and everyone who isnt a christian celebrating christmas. Sure some will just for the heck of it who arent christians because its such a major holiday but people celebrate christmas in other countries...

WHY DO YOU GOTTA ALWAYS CONTRADICT EVERYTHING I SAY!!!!

I'm not contradicting it but chanukkah is also a major holiday where places are closed like christmas but you didnt get a call from me at 3am asking you how your chanukkah was going cause I know you aint a jew...

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU!!! WHY CANT YOU JUST WISH ME A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GO WITH THE FLOW. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ARGUE ALL THE TIME WITH ME!!!

Look I am not arguing and I basically pointed out the fact that christmas is not an american holiday incase you say that to anyone else. Because they will think you are a fuckin moron. It's a holiday celebrated in other countries, new years is also a national holiday but other countries like to ring in the new year as well... not every holiday is an american holiday.

YOU'RE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE YOU KNOW THAT, THANKS FOR DEPRESSING ME!!!

You were depressed before you called me, you probably only called me because you were depressed.

FUCK YOU, OK I'M GONNA FINISH MY DRINK AND GO TO BED..

ok, merry christmas buddy..

YEAH FUCK YOU!!!

ok... bye

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  Today is the day...
Posted by: diceisgod - 12-25-2004, 02:48 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (6)

...Jesus came bursting through Mary's hymen like the KoolAid guy.

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  Merry Christmas, You evil fuckers!!!
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 12-25-2004, 01:23 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (8)

I love you all! well, except those of you who know I hate you.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

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  Everytime I see Bland logged on....
Posted by: diceisgod - 12-25-2004, 01:05 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (2)

I smile.

Hi Buddy!

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