I feel like I'm watching Rocky V

This was too funny to pass up...

"And when I was a kid growing up, just about every girl said 'No,' once," Simpson said with a laugh. "You know they had to because you'd think they were a slut or something." In his politically incorrect outburst, Simpson even made light of the rape allegation. "In my opinion, 'date rape' and 'stranger rape' are two different things entirely," he said.

In an apparent reference to the sexual positions of Bryant and his accuser during the alleged rape, he said, "Any adult who has an active sex life understands that you can't have sex that way without both parties helping out. It's impossible."

Oh man, this shit is both funny and sad

I call upon all nations to help put a stop to terrorism. ...... Now, watch this drive.

"Let the eaaaaaaaaaagle soooooooooar"

"Son sit down.

We don't read most of the bills we get."



"Many people call you the elite. I call you my base."

I am very confident that there will be a serious terrorist attack in this city in the next year.

There is no way they can stop them. While, there might be a way for them to stop giant bomb attacks, or hijacking planes and what not.

This whole "dirty bomb" thing is just unstoppable, or could be even worse. My apartment building is 50 floors high. Someone could come in with a nuclear bomb the size of a lunch pale and set it off manually on the roof and wipe out most of the city immediately. At a minimum they could just release radiation and gradually kill a bunch of people and make much of the city unliveable. Every residential building has people who barely speak the language manning the doors. You can just walk right in and no one says boo if you act like you live there. I'm sure there are countless buildings like mine and most are even bigger.

Since I live right near Grand Central, I think I'm done because that would be a logical place to strike.

yeah...

Quote:Shaquille O'Neal has officially informed USA Basketball that he will not be participating in this summer's Olympics, NBA vice president Stu Jackson told ESPN.com.




Asked if O'Neal has delivered formal notification of his intentions, Jackson nodded in the affirmative Saturday night after watching O'Neal's Lakers drop Game 5 of the Western Conference finals to Minnesota.


USAB's selection committee extended formal invitations to O'Neal and the Wolves' Kevin Garnett in March, but the committee's initial optimism faded quickly amid a string of pullouts by other stars. As reported by ESPN.com, USAB has been operating under the assumption since late April that Garnett wouldn't accept.


Jackson, the league's liason to the committee, confirmed Saturday that coach Larry Brown will have neither player on his roster for Athens. Jackson also said that more additions to the roster are forthcoming.


Brown announced Wednesday that Orlando's Tracy McGrady also has withdrawn. The list of players to either refuse an invitation or withdraw includes Kobe Bryant, Jason Kidd, Karl Malone, Ray Allen, Vince Carter, Elton Brand and Kenyon Martin in addition to O'Neal, Garnett and McGrady.


Yet even without O'Neal and Garnett, Brown might still have two of his first-choice big men in Athens. San Antonio's Tim Duncan has reaffirmed his commitment to play for Team USA, in search of the gold medal he missed in Sydney in 2000. And Indiana's Jermaine O'Neal told ESPN.com last week that, even though he was among the first players to voice concerns about the state of security in Greece, he still considers himself part of the Olympic team.


"Until something drastic happens," Jermaine O'Neal said, "I'm going to play in Athens."


Of the original nine players selected by USA Basketball, only three have guaranteed their participation: Duncan, Philadelphia's Allen Iverson and Sacramento's Mike Bibby. Indiana's O'Neal said he won't decide until after the playoffs whether to join them and the first wave of replacements: Cleveland's LeBron James, New York's Stephon Marbury, New Jersey's Richard Jefferson and the Phoenix duo of Shawn Marion and Amare Stoudemire.

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mod galt and me so that we can have an epic battle that spills into all forums and transforms peoples posts and statuses.
you said you would if we were good for a couple of months.

You are to go onto another messageboard.

You're gonna start a fight. And you're gonna lose.

You're going to post the results here.

The more people you get to pile onto you, the more angry you get everyone else, the more dramatic you get the fight to be, the more unreasonable your stance, and the longer the fight drags on, the better.

Let's not have everyone do this on YMB. I'm sure the moles here will expose the little game.

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was me, suckers.

I'll never post as him again.

I had my fun.