on Saturday Night Live tonight is hysterical. Trumps House Of Wings!

and on one of the counters there's a jar with complementary lolipops in it. And on this jar there's a very professional looking label/sign on it and read: "Citizens Bank. In here lollipops are only the beginning." The more I think about it the more I laugh.

Over the past week or so I been watching different sporting contests on ESPN & ESPN2. Stuff like slam dunk contests, and home run derby's.

My complaint is more so towards the slam dunk contests. They played the college, high school and nba slam dunk contests some were from a couple years back and such.

This is my complaint these fuckin commentators who just feel the need to laugh on and on and on after a dunk. Not just a quick laugh but a loud annoying laugh to put emphasis on how great they thought the dunk was. You got the one guy who says the oligatory "OH MAN" Then the other guy who lets loose and "ha ha ha ho ho ho" for about 20 seconds. It became annoying after about 6 dunks, if you have nothing to say just shut up.

fin.

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and had grown to be in strong favor for the distribution of all wealth in America to help those who have less.


She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative which she expressed openly. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich & more welfare programs.


In the middle of her heartfelt speechesl, he stopped her and asked her point blank, how she was doing in school. She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain.


That she had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many collegefriends because of spending all her time studying. That she was taking a more difficult curriculum.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Mary."

She replied, "Mary is barely getting by," she continued, "all she has is barely a 2.0 GPA" adding, "and all she takes are easy classes and she never studies."

But to explain further she continued emotionally, "But Mary is so very popular on campus, college for her is a blast, she goes to all the parties all the time and very often doesn't even show up for classes because she is too hung over."

Her father then asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0." He continued, "That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter visibly shocked by the fathers suggestion angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really hard for mine, I did without and Mary has done little or nothing, she played while I worked real hard!"

The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party. "



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Seriously, I'm dying over here.

I don't know where it came from, or why it was posted, or when I made it my sig.

But I just turned on sig pics, and it makes me laugh my ass off.

It's just perfect photoshoppery.

he just made fun of the Mike and the Mad Dog theme song!

my friend is the guitarist for a band called borialis. his label, capital, is doing a horrible job promoting the album and some people have put together a petition to complain to them.

check their music out and if you think they're any good, sign the petition. they could use the support.

thanks

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so people shouldn't bitch when I start a thread about hating Keyser,

has there been a more ego centric member on any of the OA boards than mr. soup soup?

And is called Secret Window