How badass was it when that 10 year old kid gave Troy a little "life advice" of "when you've got a sale; stop selling"

The look on Troy's face was brilliant. Not a person on that show has been able to talk down to him or get the upper hand, and this little 10 year old kid verbally kicked his books out of his hand and took his lunch money.

I still think Troy wins, but man that was hi-larious

I have a laptop and a desktop at work that share the same area of my desk and I have one mouse and keyboard i like to use. Without any additional hardware, this nifty little application lets me control the laptop by just moving my mouse off my screen in the direction of my laptop. I can control the laptop with my mouse and keyboard and even copy and paste things from one screen to the other. I love it.

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Sleepers
Ca - Craig Wilson - 25 homers .275, but probably only 70 RBI/Runs. Not bad for someone you can pick up for free right now
1B - Adam Dunn. THIS is the year. .260 40 homers 20 steals
2B - Brian Roberts - Leading off in that lineup? .300 average, 30+ steals, 100+ runs
3B - Eric Hinske. Batting second in Toronto. 20/20 with 100 runs and a +.300 BA
SS - Alex Cintron (Matsui and Reyes don't count as sleepers). Batting 5th. Should hit 20 homers with .300 avg and 80+ RBI
LF: Pat Burrell: You don't just forget how to hit in one year. Unless he's hiding a Vin Paxil Poppin Chub Chub like drug-habit, he'll come back and batting 4th. Back to .280 40 homers 100 RBI
CF: Tike Redman - This year's Alex Sanchez but with more power .280 50 steals
RF: Austin Kearns - Tiny ballpark, was doing amazing until he tried to play through a nagging injury, then got shut down .300 30 100
SP: Eric Milton, Wade Miller, Lowe, Ben Sheets, Affedlt, F Garcia, Peavy, Contreras, Jose Lima
RP: Nathan, Julio, Riske, Chacon

Biggest Declines
Ca: Javy Lopez - not a risky call here
1B: Bagwell - Not really any glaring examples of guys here, but he's been in a consistent slide for the last five years
2B: Todd Walker - Not a coincidence that he plays for a different team every year. He's not that good.
3B: Bill Mueller - Too many other solid 3B to waste a pick on a guy who had year that dwarfed any other of his career.
SS: Rafael Furcal - had 2 homers after the break, and will runs will be severely cut down without Sheffield and Javy's career years.
LF: Jose Guillen - Another career year guy, aided heavily by Cincinatti's ballpark. Didn't do anything after getting traded.
CF: Preston Wilson - won't run with bad knees, other nagging injuries, weaker hitters batting ahead of him will cost him 30 RBI
RF: Sheffield - Will still be good, but more along the lines of .300 25 homers like he was before last year. Yankee stadium actually isn't a great ballpark powerwise for right handers, and say goodbye to the 20+ steals
SP: Dontrelle Willis, Roy Halladay (not "bad" but 500 innings in last two years, and tough division), Nomo, Loiaza, Pettite, Russ Ortiz, Lawrence
RP: Danny Graves. Will lose his job by the All-Star break, probably sooner; ditto Rocky Biddle. Percival has a degenerative hip condition.

Other guys who should improve: B Giles, Tejada, M Cabrerra, David Ortiz, Vidro, Milton Bradley, Giambi, Teixeira
Other guys I hate this year: Podsednick, Mike Sweeny, JD Drew, Encarnacion, Nixon, Payton, Glaus, Junior Spivey

That should be enough for fantasy (and yes I know you already did your draft)
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This will be the year that we see a Red Sox / Cubs World Series

Yankees, Sox, Royals, Mariners
Cubs, Astrox, Phillies, Padres

Cubs beat Sox



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are the Yankees wearing home uniforms in an away game?

anyone see this ridiculous fuckin show on MTV?

It's supposed to be a new "phenomenon".

People getting plastic surgery to look like famous people.

I only saw two of these episodes so far. The first was this kid who wanted to look like brad pitt. This kid has all this plastic surgery done on his face and body, he looked nothing like brad pitt.

First off he doesn't even remotely look like brad pitt, the celebrity I thought of when I saw him was the sherminator from "american pie".

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Picture that but much uglier and with a ton of acne.

So he goes in to have surgery and I was amazed, he went in looking nothing like brad pitt. Yet when he got out of surgery to my astonishment, he looked even more not like brad pitt than before.

The next episode I saw was a girl who wanted surgery to look like Britney Spears, atleast she kinda looked like her a teeny bit. She wants to make a career out of being a Britney impersonator and she even did a whole thing where she sang and danced and amazingly she didnt sound good, what a surprise. Plus she could barely keep her breath dancing and singing at the same time, which is why Britney lip synch's.

The saddest part was listening to her set her whole life upon this one thing, it's either this or she'll be suckin off strange old men in train station bathroom stalls just to have something warm in her hungry tummy.

Then listening to her list all the things she has in "common" with britney. This is why she feels they have a "connection".

Both their favorite colors are blue... LIKE OMG!!!

They both like cookie dough ice cream... LIKE COME ON!!!

And they both like.... MADONNA LIKE FOR SURE!!!

That describes about 500 million other girls.

I bet my favorite color, ice cream and entertainer is also the favorite of like tom cruise or vin diesel but I aint gonna go try and look like them, know your fuckin limits you superficial cunts.

please give me the DVDs you don't want.

happy birhtday to you
happy birthday dear keyser
happy birthday to you!


hmm, now only if i could think of a gift?????

I know there's not a lot of people that might agree, but I love it. As a matter of fact, it has spoiled me. I hate the simple mouse. I can't MSPaint and I can't play games when the computer I'm at doesn't have a trackball.

I want to marry it.

The weasel: me and my girl are looking at places
deadlaughter2: i thought you broke up
The weasel: we are back
deadlaughter2: moving in together?
The weasel: buying a place yes
The weasel: i'll probally still fuck other chicks when i can
deadlaughter2: your honor knows no bounds
The weasel: but she gets on my nerves alot less than all the other girls i have been fucking
The weasel: were buying a duplex so if we split we can just rent out both places
The weasel: more of a buisness thing
The weasel: kinda using her probally cause i'd never get something like that done on my own
deadlaughter2: well i'm sure it's going to work out wonderfully
The weasel: it will be better than living here
deadlaughter2: i don't foresee any problems....do it asap
The weasel: i don't have many other choices
The weasel: too lazy to do anything on my own
deadlaughter2: everything will just fall into place
deadlaughter2: you'll be fine
The weasel: i have always had to reply on girls for trasportation,calling places picking shit up for me
deadlaughter2: that's why you'll be a very successful entrepreneur
The weasel: the girl i fuck at work makes me lunch everyday
deadlaughter2: you've really got the world by the balls
deadlaughter2: the sky is the limit
The weasel: i'm going to the casinos in like a hour
The weasel: no work for me today
The weasel: don't feel like it
deadlaughter2: this is actually a good career move
deadlaughter2: you'll be rich in a hour....no doubt
The weasel: i want to sleep my way to the top of the company
The weasel: i have been living off the money i make at poker games at work
The weasel: there such retards i take all there money everytime
The weasel: they stay in to the end with 1 pair
deadlaughter2: you're their star employee
The weasel: complete retards