this was the first year that i really took the time to input my data and keep it current. so i am getting ready to see my accountant to do last years taxes, 2 buttons and my entire year financial statement prints. this fucking thing rules!!!!!!

by the way, after looking over my finances in hard copy i have to admit that i have alot of money and you dont. WOO HOO!!!

does anyone still watch?

I havent watched in like 8 months.

I watched for a couple minutes yesterday and stone cold was calling out Foley for some reason, the rumble is this sunday I heard. I always liked the 30 man rumble match so I may watch.

They had stone cold come out in some souped up scooter, it was sad.

Tonight Bush tries to work his magic again and convince us he has been doing an amazing job while in office. He might even tell us that the Iraq war was a success and why we need to spend more billions there cause iraqis need indoor plumbing, heat and more peanut butter. Then everyone will love him for a while again.. or not.

I bet jays is gonna masturbate during the speech.

People who kiss their family members on the lips.

Especially men, I mean a woman kissing her son eh its not right but tolerable. But watching a man kiss his daughter on the lips just reeks of nastiness. I won't even get into guys kissing other guys like that.

But kissing your mom, child, aunt, whatever on the lips. Don't you feel wrong? Even if its a friendly peck hello, kiss them on the cheek you fuckin freak.

and i couldn't help but notice that there are alot of black guys playing for the knicks and raptors. is this true of every team or just these two? the ratio of black guys to white was like 9:1. it was really odd!

It's really bad outside here today, no one has cleaned anything off the sidewalks. It's slippery as fuck outside, I tried goin to the corner store to get some milk, tuna and cigarettes. I put on my cheap slip on shoes and every step I took I could feel my foot slipping. I know if I fall its allover for me, it'll be like roller skating episode of the honeymooners.

So I get to one corner but the store is on the other corner, I try to take a step but before me is just glistening ice and I get nervous.

So I just stand on the corner and to make it not look like I am scared, I light up a cigarette and pretend I am waiting for someone. So to keep up the lie that I was waiting for someone, I start looking at my watch but I didnt have a watch on. So I just look at my wrist quickly and then do the disgusted "where the fuck are they?" look.

I think people caught on and laughed at me, I just turned around and walked... well took small baby steps home.

who the fuck eats this shit, it's the nastiest thing ever next to string beans.

This girl I have been friends with for a while has a 13 year old son. We were talking and she was wondering if he'd starting beating off yet.

I told her no, that it was probably a little too early just to make her feel good.

Then she said that she found porn on her computer, and her mother found porn on HER computer too. I said, "oh yeah, he's definately beating off, then"

"What kind of porn was it," I ask. She said it was pretty hardcore, it was guy/girl anal sex on both her's and her mom's computer.

My initial reaction was..."Barbara, I've got to be honest, that sounds pretty gay". She wasn't very happy, to say the least.

But come on, for a kid's first experience with porn to be anal (and since it was on two different computers at two different houses, he was definitely looking for something specific) he is curious about the subject, and I know I didn't even consider for a second that people could have anal sex until I was much much older.

What kind of hetero kid first considers anal sex (at 13!) as porn. My theory is that he's starting to get curious about his sexuality, looking at anal, and guy/girl anal still makes it seem a little normal, but not too far from guy/guy anal.

I say he's a poofta. But I haven't seen the kid in like 5 years, so I can't really be sure.

Serves her right for naming her son "Mitchell", that name just screams "stick a cock in my ass!"

seems to be confusing people

It is done as if Hitler had drawn it as a child.

hence the title he gave the bologna is "Non-Kosher Meat"

and the bottom is him sigining his masterpiece

Adolf, 6 years old

Vienna, he lived in austria (though granted not in vienna but it would have been too complicated if I listed "Litz" atleast most people know where vienna is)

1895 is when he would have been 6.

fin

Me and a bunch of other kids used to hang over his house and and watch his big screen TV and play video games. He also had a pool and we'd all go swimming. I'd ride my bike around the neighborhood in my bathingsuit and a towel around my back hoping he'd see me and ask if I wanted to go swimming (I was real sly). He also used to get the dopest fireworks, and when you're 8, a guy who can get real fireworks is the coolest guy ever.

All the neighborhood kids used to hang out at his house. He had a son who was 4 years older than me, so it didn't look odd to my parents like it would have if he were just some single guy hanging out with a bunch of kids. But we all wanted to hang out with him. My brothers and I would say "We're going over to Mr. Verville's house! Not, we're going to Bobby Verville's house"

I got a little older, we got our own pool, I had my own video games, and stopped hanging out there. But there was obviously a new batch of younger kids who hung out like I did when 8.

When I was like 12 and had stopped hanging out there, He molested the kid (probably around 7 or 8) who lived accross the street from him, and it came out that he'd molested a kid like ten years earlier. Of course, the old molestation didn't come out to the neighborhood until after the second one did, since it was before they had those disclosure laws.

But he never made a move on me. What was up with that? Never even offered me alcohol.



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