So I go to Montreal this weekend.

The weekened had a few stories, but the last one is by far the most interesting. This is a second hand account

One of the guys (no, it was not me. I have never paid -- directly at least -- for a girl to touch me) was unsuccessful in picking up a willing woman last night, and therefore he called a hooker to be delivered to his room at 6AM on Saturday night (Sunday Morning -- meaning like 20 hours ago).

So the girl arrives, barely speaking engish like most of the women in Montreal, but she was good enough for a 6AM hooker on a drunken night. He, as is the custom, paid her up front. The problem was that he was sharing a room with his friend (who pretended to be asleep but took copious notes), and therefore all the lights were off when they started GETTING IT ON ('member when Farley did that cool thing with that arms in Billy Madison?? That was funny)

aside: This is the type of kid who makes friends with strippers. He did that last night. We went to a strip club last night, and left around 10 to go to the club, and he decided to meet up with us because he was hitting it off with a dancer he'd already spent $200 on. So, with the hooker was actually making pillow talk. She was so beautiful, does she ever go down to Massachusetts, blah blah blah. He is also desperate and was "fooled" by a tranny named Michael he met at a bar a couple weeks ago

He starts making love to his woman. Caressing, fondling, and really taking it slow and romantic. He did wear a rubber. Just because I told him that Suzie would have been pissed had he not.

After he finished, the light goes on so she can get he clothes on, and he looks down and it's like the horsehead in the movie producer's bed in the Godfather. Blood everywhere. He was covered in blood. From his waist to his knees. Down his legs, puddles by his feet. He starts screaming at her, she starts crying, she can't talk back because she doesn't speak english, so he starts screaming louder like you do to deaf people who can't understand. He started to threaten to throw her off the 8th floor balcony, and finally just threw her out of the room (forgetting to ask for his money back), and immediately rumped in the shower. He was in the shower for an hour alternating between trying to scrub her uterus off his body and sobbing uncontrollably pondering mortality, SARS, Hepatitis, AIDS, and other possible diseases he may have contracted from this filthy whore.

After breakfast this morning, his roommate told us, and obviously we needed to make a surprise trip to his room. This wasn't merely the hooker having her period, after seeing the Bateman sheets this morning, I firmly believe she had a miscarriage last night. We LAUGHED!!!! He cried. We laughed again.

ok so the clock on my computer is slow, sometimes it runs fine, but usually it runs slow, it updates fine, but then it starts slowing down again. why does it do this?

i've noticed this little occurance before, but today i really paid attention to the fact that the sink in my kitchen and my shower both drain the water counter-clockwise, however my toilet and the sink in my bathroom both drain clock-wise. i am pretty sure all of my apartment is above the equater so what gives? :30:

so just saw the new liz phair video, songs ok at best, but my god she has gotten even hotter. i know she must be pushing 40 and has at least one kid, but i would take her in a heartbeat over most of the whiney 20 something hoochie mammas that are all over trl
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

go to google, type in 'weapons of mass destruction' and click on 'Im feeling lucky'. Then do the same for french military victories.

WankFellow: are you having any trouble logging on cdih?
WankFellow: <-- gooch
Zippy Aidsface: nope
WankFellow: hmmm...anybody delete me? isn't recognizing my login name
Zippy Aidsface: jack said he was really pissed at you in the mod forum.i dont remember why. plus i went to bed pretty early
WankFellow: at me? really?
WankFellow: interesting
Zippy Aidsface: why. you cant get on?
WankFellow: nope
WankFellow: it's like i was deleted
WankFellow: unless my name was changed
Zippy Aidsface: whoa! he must have flipped!
WankFellow: i can't imagine why
Zippy Aidsface: let me look
WankFellow: i've never done anything to him, so it's kind of strange
Zippy Aidsface: hold on reading it now
WankFellow: thanks
Zippy Aidsface: he said that he has been geting really nasty anonymous pm's
Zippy Aidsface: and that they aere really awful
WankFellow: not from me, he wasn't
WankFellow: what a fuckin moron
Zippy Aidsface: and that he looked throught the logs
Zippy Aidsface: and figured out it was you
WankFellow: nope. he's wrong.
Zippy Aidsface: so he was getting rid of you
WankFellow: i can't believe it
Zippy Aidsface: because they were really offensive
WankFellow: my statement is that it's 1000% incorrect
Zippy Aidsface: he promised to post the pm's so we could see them later
Zippy Aidsface: gonzo backed him up on it
WankFellow: so, he checked logs of IPs vs. IM's????
WankFellow: i compeltely deny it
WankFellow: and i stand by things i do
Zippy Aidsface: gonzo said he saw the pm's and that they were a deletable offense
WankFellow: they were PM's?
Zippy Aidsface: he said it was your IP
WankFellow: sorry...someone should have asked me
WankFellow: it wasn't
WankFellow: or rather it was't me
Zippy Aidsface: thats what gonzo and jack said. why would they lie
WankFellow: i wouldn't waste my time
WankFellow: with such crap. nor would i send PMs
WankFellow: to jack of all people
Zippy Aidsface: gonzo said other people have been complaining about the same thing and they just got around to tracking them to you
WankFellow: it's false. i don't know if i am framed, or what. but i deny it
Zippy Aidsface: he said it was definitly your IP
WankFellow: its not. i have floating time warner IP, unless its my work one
Zippy Aidsface: i dont know. but jack and gonzo sounded prety pissed when they finally found out it was you.
WankFellow: i deserved a voice
WankFellow: at least to deny
Zippy Aidsface: they are going to announce your banning in the pit later with all of the evidence
WankFellow: no matter their choice
Zippy Aidsface: all of the mods agreed except goatweed. he said we should hear your side o it. jack said that with the proof they had there was no point to listening to you and that you were an "evil scumbag"
WankFellow: lovely
WankFellow: thanks. years of posting for naught b/c of some bizarre witchhunt
WankFellow: "evidence" be damned
Zippy Aidsface: danked and CRX said that they had recieved some of these pm's but never thought it was you
WankFellow: i never did it...nor would
Zippy Aidsface: i cant wait to see some of them. they sound juicy
WankFellow: so can' i
WankFellow: i'd like to see what i'm being blamed for
WankFellow: and you can post this conversationm
WankFellow: i am stunned
Zippy Aidsface: i will plead your case but they sounded like it was a done deal and that was it
WankFellow: do as they will...they are wrong
Zippy Aidsface: they sounded pretty sure. gonzo and jack say the proof is airtight
WankFellow: i don't care what they say. i didn't do it.
Zippy Aidsface: then how is it your IP?
WankFellow: i could not even tell you. if it's the work IP, my guess is Powwdered Prick...who also works at my company (who was an old poster). if it's my home IP...which is cable IP floating, there is even buigger issue
WankFellow: b/c match could be random
Zippy Aidsface: like i said . gonzo seemed confident that it was you.
WankFellow: look...i didn't do it. i'd have NO reason to do it. GIP was a lark, i beelive in jokes and larks....not something that is truly hurtful
WankFellow: nor do i know how to do anynomous pms
WankFellow: and...besides gip...i just don't have time for this shit. i'm not going to sit and chuckle to myself fuckin around on cdih. i barely have time to post and check. i actually make an effort to go on and post
Zippy Aidsface: i said that i thought it didnt sound like something you would do but everybody , except goatweed, jumped in and said that it was just the sort of thing you would do. danked was really pissed and vented hard about you
WankFellow: it's not something i would do...i do things, if ever, for comedy
WankFellow: and that doesn't even sound it was even that
WankFellow: i am truly stunned, offended...b/c it makes me wonder if someone has it out for me
Zippy Aidsface: then whoever did it is good because gonzo seems 100% about you being the culprit
WankFellow: either it's an error on IPs, coincedence, or a frame job...but i vehemently deny doing it.
WankFellow: if that was me...ask yourself: wouldn't i have thought i got caught. would i care if i got caught?
WankFellow: these questions come to my mind of intent
WankFellow: i care that i am being blamed, deleted
Zippy Aidsface: they said it has been going on a long time. maybe you felt you were getting away with it
WankFellow: no. i would have assumed that someone would find out. i don't know how an ikon board works. i have no coding skills
Zippy Aidsface: well like i said, i will mention this to gonzo and see if i can get you some time to defend yourself,but he seemed really pissed about it and jack wants to delete all of your old posts
WankFellow: please post this conversation.
Zippy Aidsface: by the way. the board is back on. you can post now
WankFellow: this should have ben done privately...just like something that happened with him on old oa board. it's amazing that he did this
Zippy Aidsface: sucker!!!!!!
WankFellow: ha ha...NICE
WankFellow: i am red-faced in embarassment
WankFellow: is this truly a joke?
Zippy Aidsface: YUP!
WankFellow: i bow to you. post this fucker
WankFellow: i will buy you a drink next time we go out. this was the best thing ever done to me



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Just incase anyone is interested.

Saturday @ 10:30 on HBO

Vernon Forrest Vs. Ricardo Mayorga for the welterweight championship.

Forrest is the guy who throughly whooped Sugar Shane Mosley twice in 2002. Forrest was the unbeaten, undisputed welterweight champion till January 2003 when Ricardo Mayorga stunnigly knocked him out in 3 rounds. Mayorga then proceeded to have a beer and smoke cigarettes while being presented with his new belts.

At the weigh in yesterday Forrest barely made the 147 pound limit for the fight. While Mayorga weighed in at 146 while eating a full plate of chicken, insinuating that Forrest is chicken and he's not even sweating it.

Also on the card is another promising bout between lightweights.

Zab Judah Vs. Demarcus 'Chop Chop' Corley.

Judah fresh off being stolen from the rival network showtime. This provides a very fascinating match up between two stars, judahs tryin to gain back his super star status after being ko'ed by Kostya Tszyu in 2001.

This one also provided a funny weigh in when Judah presented Corley with victoria secret lingere while corley was being weighed in. Judah kept on calling him a sissy and hinting that Corley was a fag.

Corleys big retort was "everyone knows chop chop loves wearing victoria secrets underwear"

Yeah chop chop good retort :15:

My picks are, Forrest & Judah.

but honestly I hope Mayorga whips his ass again.

Jared Leto seems to get royally fucked up in almost every movie he's in.

American Psycho, Fight Club, Panic Room. These are the ones I have observed thus far.

Your thoughts?

The whole Kobe assault case.

It seemed at first like some bullshit allegations, Bryant turned himself in and it just seemed like some little glory hound bitch tryin to get some dough from him.

But now it seems a little weird, especially after the testimony of the cab driver who picked up Kobe and his entourage from a hospital on the night in question.

The records are sealed, so no one knows the exact charge, it's 'sexual assault' but that doesn't mean rape, though it could. They are still running DNA tests, which they say while Kobe turned himself in on his own accord, the DNA samples were not taken voluntarily.

But if they are taking DNA tests and askin for his pubic hair, then you gotta think she's accusing him of rape.

But what the fuck goes through someones mind like him?

First off the girl who is accusing him is a white girl, from lilly white colorado, his wife just had a baby.

But then again this reeks of the Tyson rape case, some say this girl is credible but those are her friends. Some of her friends say she craves attention and she tried out for american idol and some other reality shows and didnt make it. She went up after hours to his hotel room, there was room service ordered allegedly late at night.

It reeks of another Tyson case, I doubt even if they did have sex Kobe goes to jail like Tyson did cause he's not viewed as animalistic as tyson. Plus he will have a better attorney and legal team than Tyson had. But his image is gonna be pretty much fucked, I know people said he needed more street cred but this is silly.

...never go see a movie with Martin Lawrence in it.