Quote:FOX 5 @ 08:00pm

Hosts Leeza Gibbons and Mark Walberg present an IQ test to a studio audience and to viewers, who may take the test online; special participants include Heidi Fleiss, Tom Leykis, Estelle Harris, Debbie Matenopoulos and Dr. Drew Pinsky.

I hate people with ear pieces and fuckin nextels but that's not my beef today.

I watch a lot of boxing on TV, I have noticed a recent surge of people in the front rows talking on their phones during the fight. Even worse they fuckin wave up into the air so the people they are talking to can see them. Now I can understand some snoozefest fights out there, where you'd rather talk on the phone. But some fights it just pisses me the fuck off, especially during big super fights when tickets are like 5 - 7,500 a ticket.

During the Ward Vs. Gatti fight I saw several people during the fight doing this, on their phones, waving. When everyone was on their feet in awe of whats goin on in the ring, some bald douchebag was on his feet staring at the monitor above the ring, waving, when he is 10 feet away from the ring.

That pisses me off, stay the fuck home then with whomever you are talking to and watch the fight on TV.

has anyone been watching this series on VH1? I have seen them a dozen times by now, it's so nostalgic.

On todays show I realized that Michaelangelo was my favorite Ninja Turtle and I didn't eat more raisins due to the California Raisin commercials.

i know you all think broadway is for fags but marissa winokur won the tony for best actress and thanked my girlfriend during her speech. thats a huge deal for a dresser so today is a pretty big day here in the house. :bouncer:

Last night I dreamt it was the last day of high school and I had 6 toes. What does it mean?

I told the lady that sells me my coffee in the morning that she looked lightly toasted today. She only giggled.

When I worked at the daycare, there was this dad that always used to reek of weed when he came in to pick up his son. Beyond the smell, you would never have known. Business suit, hair slicked back, and leather briefcase.

has anyone else seen the trailer for this yet...it actually looks like its worth going to see...i remember they started talking about this movie ever since "jason goes to Hell"...it looks pretty bad ass, and the story lines not all too bad...august 15 is gonna be off the fosheezee :5:

What'd everybody do?

Friday I was supposed to see Gov't Mule but they played too early so I went to a bar, got pretty drunk and couldn't find my way back to Queens cuz the subways were all fucked up. On the train I had to pee SO bad I actually got off, went to Central Park and went in the bushes.

Sat I made a rare NJ appearance. Hung out with my little Egytpian petal and went to see a band in Hoboken.

Sun was family day, which can be fun in small doses. Went to bed early but still had trouble getting out of bed this morn.
Now it's Mon and we do it all over again.....

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I am very excited about the new season of the wire, more so than even the sopranos which has over abused its fan base for the last 2 seasons with long waits and dissapointing story lines.

The wire it seems just ended and it was a great show, rivaled only by FX's "The Shield". Last we saw McNulty was off the task force and barksdale was goin to the can. I hope they don't write out McNulty, he was great.

If I am not mistaken it premieres tonight at 10pm on HBO, in less than a couple hours.