on tomorrows charmed it looks like alyssa milano is gonna be dressed as a mermaid for 2 hours with nothing but seashells covering her boobies.

just giving you the heads up.


maybe if it were rose i'd be more interested....

not my day for announcers. lampley over inflates every thing he says. he does that yelling thing with every jab. merchant is just a piece of shit. hetalks like this to try and sound more important. they both are also the worst front runners. they will talk about how great a fighter is until he starts to lose and then they wont stop talking about what a piece of shit he is. I fucking hate them!!

in a fit of nostalgia i just downloaded some pretty awful music and now i feel great shame. :2:

Lennox Lewis was scheduled to fight Kirk Johnson on June 21st, Johnson would have been Lewis' first fight since whupping Mike Tyson last year on June 8th. Johnson is a formidable foe, who wouldn't be giving away much in size like many others have to lewis and is a pretty good boxer. Lewis' lone belt, the wbc championship wouldn't have been on the line since Tyson is still in line for a rematch and Johnson is not the #1 contender in that division.

Tyson refused to fight lewis at this point because he knows it will just be a repeat of June 8th again at this point, he wants atleast 3 more fights under his belt before facing lewis.

Lewis is only sticking around for a second tyson fight cause he'd be guaranteed atleast 20 million, he made 35 last time.

But Kirk Johnson tore his pectoral muscle during training for this upcoming fight and hasn't been medically cleared. He will need atleast 6 weeks to heal up and then would need more time to train so he won't be ready till september.

Lewis needs a fight now, he's been inactive for over a year. So since Vitaly Klitchsko was already on the undercard for this fight, he may now get his long awaited shot at Lewis, Klitchsko is the #1 contender for Lewis' belt but he wouldn't be fighting for the belt either. yet if he beats Lewis' he would undoubtably be recognized as the Linear champion by everyone. Lewis hasnt fought in a year and even then he wasnt tested, its been a while and he could be prime for an upset. That's a lot of hoping though, klitschko while strong, big and skilled has no heart and if pushed too far will quit as he did against Chris Byrd and David Tua.

Where arpi can't keep away from me.

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my feelings are starting to get hurt.

where i ignore gonzo and alkey because they are both scum bag sucking dick stains!

McCarver and Buck have to be the worst announcers in the fucking world!! Buck makes everything he says sound like its dripping with monumental importance. every player is sensational and stands atop the game like a colossus! mccarver just cant shut the fuck up! he will describe something, in minutae, over and over even though we are watching the exact same thing that he is. he talks like we are blind people sitting in front of our tv's. he also seemsto believe that he is the final word on all things baseball. i hate them both!!!!
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Do songs about penis, jokes about accountants & men in wigs make you giggle? Then this is the thread for YOU my friend!

Come on now, sing out!

The Penis Song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

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Edited By Hey Ladi on 1055009528

With all this talk of the board dying, I thought it'd be nice if we had a little activity. Something to bring us together. Sleeper is the lucky one chosen to help us out.

It's perfect really, even if you are personal enough with him, does anyone he knows know anyone well enough to invite them to the funeral, let alone point someone out for killing Sleeper. If we are tidy about it, it'll be great.

So how should we do it? Stabbing? Shooting? A grand kidnapping scheme?

We'll need a list of supplies too ...
rope
tape
blindfold/gag
plastic sheeting



ok, now you go