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dont lurk. vote for me!

vote for me, blah blah blah :27:

I passed a girls' tennis practice on my way back to the office. I slowed down so I could get a good look at the girls in their short little skirts and tank tops. So so so nice, but I couldn't help but feel skeevy. I don't think I'm too old to check out high school girls, but where exactly is the cut off?

Do you smell your finger after you scratch your ass?

I only like this place when Gonzo is here.....





it didn't suck when I thought weird nj was a chick either.

I thought the whole teary-eyes Flair on RAW this week was more of a work than a legitamate emotional moment - anyway, from rajah this is what happened after the cameras stopped rolling (why the WWE didn't put this on TV I don't understand) :

Quote:After Nash gets done staring down HHH, he goes over to check on Flair. While he's over there Shawn Michaels' music hits and here comes HBK with a ton of wrestlers (face and heel) in street clothes from the back. The crowd doesn't know what's going on until they all arrive and start hugging Flair. Austin's music hits. He slides in one sing of the ring and out the other to get a cooler of beer. He takes one to Flair. Then goes to get more for the other wrestlers in the ring. Now Stephanie McMahon's music hits and she comes down to hug Flair. Now Shane McMahon's music hits! Shane O'Mac! He comes dancing down the ramp to come congratulate Flair. Next it's Vince. He comes down walking hurriedly and intensely gets in the ring and stares down Flair before cracking a bit of a smile and hugging Flair. HHH comes back out next. When he gets in the ring, everybody goes to each side of Flair. While HHH stares down Flair his cheers turn to boos. But the boos went to cheers (biggest pop of the night) when he took the belt and placed it on Flair's shoulder and raised his arm. All the guys then took Flair up on their shoulders and carried him around the ring.

The crowd is yelling "speech, speech, speech," and a teary-eyed Flair obliges. He says he's made a lot of memories here in Greenville (he wrestled here virtually every Monday night when I was a kid). He thanks the fans and his fellow wrestlers and says they've been the greatest to work with and he's never been happier than his time spent with them the past couple of years.

i think its great, mmm yum yum yum :5: :banana:

We have a customer here at the garage who lives close by to my home. Normally, rather than him having to bring the car to the shop, one of us picks it up and drives it the 40 minutes to the garage. I was bringing his car back to him one night and as I pull into his driveway, this monstrous black dog charges the car. The owner comes out, calls the dog over to him, and tells me not to worry, that the pooch wouldn't do anything, that he was friendly. So we're chitchatting for a bit, I tell him how people at the office get scared of my dog once they find out she's part pit. She's small, about 25 pounds) and very friendly, plays a little aggresively, but she doesn't bite. So the guy proceeds to tell me how he trained his dog at an early age not to be aggressive simply by grabbing its testicles while it was eating. He said it was the best way to train them since they were most defensive while they were eating. He then proceeds to turn his dog around and cup its balls as if to show me how it's done. The dog started wagging it's tail.

Fucking weirdo. :30:

I could care less makes absolutely no sense. Could you care less?

It's not "nucular" it's nuclear

There's no such thing as a fridgerator