I'm gonna go get an AIDS test.

I'll let you know how it turns out.

And I'm scratchin' it.

Feels so good. Oh yeah!

I cannot wait to see this fight. I am shocked it is on HBO and not PPV considering both of their first fights were fight of the year candidates.

Vote if you think I should stay here or if I should leave.

This has nothing to do with Arpi's mod vote.

I just wanna' see where I stand with the rest of the board.

***Shit, the whole thing didn't fit in the title. Oh well.

Ahh, yes.

"I Make Dirk Diggler Look Like Froy. Yes Ladies, I'm Single."

That lovely piece of Gonzo literature has been my status on this here board for quite some time.

But, now that I am engaged, the status suddenly becomes only half true.

My penis remains the same lovely work of art it has always been, which keeps the "I Make Dirk Diggler Look Like Froy" portion safe and sound.

However, the battle cry of "Yes Ladies, I'm Single" can no longer be sent out as the comforting message to the masses that it once was for so long.

I hereby requestfully submit that the second part of my status be kindly ignored until the powers-that-be have the opportunity to remove it forever.

Thank you and God bless.



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The WWE has to realize the shitfest they put up yesterday.

So now it's satisfaction guaranteed at Bad Blood by Austin.

So far HHH Vs. Nash in a Hell In the Cell match.... not impressed.

This is your chance to change your vote.

Admit you were wrong and I'll stay.

I have read on numerous sites how Booker T is proclaiming that in about a year and a half he will retire from wrestling.

Why in god's name would he make this public knowledge? This just says "Vince, fuck you. I don't need this fucking job. I'll just work out the rest of my contract."

If I were Vince, I would be thinking "Why the fuck would I promote someone and build them up to main event when they are just going to leave when they are at the peak. Why waste the time and money?"

Fucking stupid ass.

We don't need another mod but you gotta admit, arpi being tops in posting and not being a mod can be viewed as silly. He's campaigned for it so long and started many votes that didnt actually count for much.

But I think that maybe he deserves a second shot, couldn't hurt to see what happens, if it blows it blows but theres always that chance he might actually show some of that genius and it may be fun.

either way, it's in your hands now.

I'll close the vote tomorow at midnight.