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  bye bye Rummy!!
Posted by: Goatweed - 11-08-2006, 06:27 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (12)

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/08/r...index.html

I don't do politcal stuff but I thought I'd post this before any of the well-informed cool kids do.

Discuss!

Quote:WASHINGTON (AP) -- Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, architect of an unpopular war in Iraq, intends to resign after six stormy years at the Pentagon, Republican officials said Wednesday.

Officials said Robert Gates, former head of the CIA, would replace Rumsfeld.

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  I got my wish but now I don't want it....:sadface:
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006, 04:47 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (93)

I've talked so much shit about the retard at work but now he shift has been moved to the evenings, so she's gonna be starting work after I leave.

I miss her already.

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  Colon Pure
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006, 03:18 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (20)

I have been taking this stuff since monday and it is fuckin fantabulous, i've been shitting like 3-4 times a day.

Plus it tastes like lemonade, so i'd drink it for the fuck of it cause it tastes good.

The poops just slide out like a spic through the border, pffft pow!

I had like a can of tuna, a salad, an apple and orange, and 2 protein drinks on monday. Yet I shat so much, you'd think a pack of bears broke into my house and shit everywhere.

I loves me my shit.

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  I've been banned for 3 months
Posted by: funsnapsdyno - 11-08-2006, 12:35 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (330)

If anyone here is familiar with the Doors board run by DOT, she just banned me until February 7th without warning.

And this came after I told her I hope she had a wonderful day.

Nice woman ain't she?

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  CDIH.net Podcast - Episode 9: Doucheraker
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-08-2006, 05:12 AM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (104)

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://podcast.colddayinhell.net/Episode9/Podcast9.mp3">http://podcast.colddayinhell.net/Episode9/Podcast9.mp3</a><!-- m -->

In this episode your favorite douchebags are back after a several month hiatus, we bring back the hilarity.

Starring:

Hedcold
Nebby
GonzoStyle

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  Face/Off
Posted by: diceisgod - 11-08-2006, 12:39 AM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (5)

So I'm, watching this pos movie right and in this one scene Vinny Barbarino is interviewing this bald guy suspect and trying to get some info out him. So Vinny says something the bald guy doesn't like, so right out of nowhere the bald guy turns and sez, Hey Sean, how's your dead son? (if you haven't seen this movie his son gets snipered out in the very beginning). Then the bald guy opens his mouth wide and starts cackling like a retard and I noticed that I was doing the same thing. This is great! You have to see that scene it's so absurd its wonderful.

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  Who the fuck saw this coming??????????????????????????
Posted by: faceman802 - 11-07-2006, 10:41 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (5)

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop star Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband of two years, dancer Kevin Federline, according to court papers made public on Tuesday.

Spears, 24, who gave birth to the couple's second baby in September, filed legal papers in Los Angeles Superior Court citing irreconcilable differences. The papers were published by the celebrity Web site TMZ.com, which broke the story. The date of separation was listed as Monday

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents...tion_1.pdf

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  Retard of the day award goes to...
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-07-2006, 06:28 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (124)

Its been pretty busy today and the phones been ringing off the hook with orders. I usually dont take orders or answer the phone but today has been an exception and I have dealt with several morons today that just numb the brain.

Some of the calls are going to voicemail though cause it's so busy. So I just checked the voicemail and if you didnt know I work for a property inspection company, so we perform structural and mechanical inspections on homes and commercial properties. So this person sat through an entire message that states we inspect homes, what states we service and also states we perform enviornmental tests on properties, etc.

So her message was "hi, my name is sandy, I am regional manager for nordstrom in west virginia and I need to place an order on some shoes but I need to know if you can overnight them".

and this is a regional manager, I mean just wow.

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  Its election day...
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 11-07-2006, 05:49 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (43)

don't bother. Your vote does not count.

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  what does it mean...
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-07-2006, 03:47 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (83)

when you cum and your sperms are all clumpy, like snot.

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