So I got a new yankee hoodie yesterday but the zipper zips from the opposite side, like its reversed, doesnt that mean this is a girls jacket?

Who the heck eats this crap. I'm looking through a fine foods catalog that was sent to my boss. $5,600 for 1 pound of caviar. Fish eggs!!

is the only reason to listen.

come on, lets fight, anyone!

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why does he continue cracking corn, and why is there a song about it?.......

I think the best job would be the person who gets to name crayons, that would be sweet.

in the sleepys commericals when they hit the hook of their jingle, "trust sleepys, for the rest of your life".

after all these years, I realized its a double meaning, the REST of your life, get it?

so my grandma is chasing me through my building, like an old slasher film. she has a butcher knife and she wants to kill me, shes running after me with her big brown granny panties and bra, and thats it.

but shes very clean so she stops chasing me when we get in the apartment, so she can wash her hands, cause she just came in from outside.

kooky

yoooou light up my life!!!

FUCK TINA TURNER, LIKE RIGHT NOW?

I SO WOULD!

GOAT SAYS NO BUT HES A FAGGOT.