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  GOOOO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006, 12:48 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (6)

Big win for ny Hawks.Plus, I raped my best friend in Fantasy Football by about 50 thanks to LT and Willie Parker.

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  my cat has fleas
Posted by: Paper Boy - 11-12-2006, 03:15 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (67)

how do i make them go away? i tried giving her a bath but she wasn't really into that and every time i try to spray her with flea killer, she runs away. is there anything else i can try.

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  Snaps
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-12-2006, 07:10 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (29)

hedcold and I have a bet going

post your pic so we can see who is right, thanks.

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  Jay Z
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-12-2006, 07:03 AM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (27)

shoulda stayed retired, new album is laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

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  UFC part deux
Posted by: Hybrid - 11-12-2006, 06:09 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (130)

ultimate finale live was ok. happy with the lutter victory. unhappy with the serra victory. meh. drago getting knocked out was great, and din thomas winning was great also. next weeks ppv should be fun.

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  motherfuckin cunt
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-11-2006, 03:37 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (28)

this one woulda goin in the old FU forum.

I was fuckin happy to finally get a chance to sleep in today after a week of like 3 hour sleep nights. I fell asleep at like 4 and at 8:30 I get a call on my cell and stupid me answers it.

It's one of our engineers on a job and the client nigger is giving him a hard time about the price for the services they ordered.

this is the same nigger that tried to hustler me down yesterday. But the conversation is so fuckin beyond dumb, I cant even describe it.

The basic premise is that the client orders 3 services, a property inspection, a termite inspection and a radon test.

we have a package for those services that comes to 375, seperatly they come to 440 but there is a 65 dollar discount.

I spent 30 minutes yesterday and 20 minutes today, arguing with this nigger bitch on why its 375 and not 345, she just literally can not wrap her colored mind around addition. Plus she was getting so pissed, she had this sarcastic tone like i was the retard. Yet somehow she was trying to convince me that 245+75 = 315.... how the fuck do you get a 5 at the end of your sum when both numbers have a 5? I mean just a 5 year old could quickly come to that conclusion.

Finally she fuckin went off on how we were taking advantage of her cause shes a po' black woman!!! and hung up on me.

now im fuckin aggrivated to no end and could never trully justify how inane this conversation was, cause we went through the equaition, no less than 30 times, I felt like a fuckin inner city math teacher.... I WAS PRYZBYLEWSKI!!!

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  best friday night entertainment ever
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-11-2006, 04:52 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (25)

Theres this crazy screaming in the hallway, which isnt out of the ordinary but it was coming from next door. I go to get a better listen and theres some crazy crack ho redneck lookin bitch, knockin the fuck out of my neighbors door, demanding "MOTHERFUCKER PAY ME MY MONEY LARRY!!!"

so fuckin amazing

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  Keyser Soze- next Peter Gammons
Posted by: PeterDragon - 11-11-2006, 04:46 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (4)

http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/m...9517.story

Quote:The web site hotfootblog.com reports that a sign on the grounds of the new stadium reads, "CitiField: Coming in 2009."

of course the print version probably will delete that reference.....

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  i think Andy Kaufman actually died of AIDS
Posted by: diceisgod - 11-11-2006, 03:04 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (21)

And they covered it up calling it a "rare" form of lung cancer. I've heard of these "rare" diseases before. It's what the doctors call something when they don't know what the fuck's going on. When I was a really young, like 3-4 years old, I had a "rare" case of pneumonia but I suspect that one of my parents either tried to poison me or they were somehow negligent. I was in the hospital for 3 months and I almost died from it too, I got so sick at one point my kidneys shut down and I swelled up like a blow fish. The doctors called the family and told them they better come to the hospital now because this might be it. But somehow I recovered and in part I had to learn how to walk again. So I was thinking that if maybe we dug up Andy and taught him how to walk again, he would get better. And before you you ask, no i'm not stoned...ok I really am, ok? But I did almost die from "rare" pneumonia alledgedly and I think Andy actually had the HIVs.

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  for faceman
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-11-2006, 02:24 AM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (7)

some hip hop for you.

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