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  WTF!?
Posted by: The Prodigal Son - 11-14-2006, 03:43 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (8)

A hardworking Mexican immigrant was shot and killed execution-style early yesterday in a bizarre case of mistaken identity that exploded on a trendy West Side street, cops said.
Fauzto Lopez, 40, was walking to his cleaning job at a Hell's Kitchen bar when two men confronted him and wrongly accused him of beating one of them with a wooden plank moments earlier.

One of the men allegedly pumped several bullets into the unsuspecting father of four, then finished him off with two more shots to the head, cops and witnesses said.

"They just jumped him," said Edison Hernandez, a witness.

Suspects Anthony Reed, 27, and Larry Campbell, 31, both of the Bronx, were nabbed nearby and were being questioned by cops late last night. Charges were pending, police officials said.

The murder was one of eight slayings during a bloody weekend across the city.

Lopez's widow and children were left to mourn the loss of a breadwinner who never sought a fight.

"He was a good man. He was a very good father for \[our\] kids," said his wife, Gloria Huero.

"All our family, he took care of us," added his daughter Nancy, 12.

The tragic story unfolded after 4 a.m. when Reed, who had been partying at a nightclub, got into a drunken fight with two Hispanic men on the corner of 48th St. and Ninth Ave., cops said.

One of the men slammed Reed with a wooden board, then they both ran off.

Enraged, Reed looked for help and found his buddy Campbell, who pulled up in a late-model BMW with the vanity license plate 8 TO 10, cops said.

They went north on Ninth Ave., where cops say they ran into Lopez, who was on his way from the subway to work at the Ninth Avenue Saloon. Police suspect the men mistook Lopez for one of the attackers.

Lopez was knocked to the ground and shot, cops and witnesses said.

"I heard the shots and saw the guy on the floor," said Cruz Vazquez, 23, of Queens. "He shot him four times and then another two times in the head when he was on the \[ground\]."

The shooter tried to run but stumbled to the ground. Cops found a 9-mm. handgun dumped in a sewer where they suspect he tossed it. Lopez had worked cleaning and laborer jobs since coming to New York from his hometown of Puebla, Mexico, 24 years ago.

He once lived on 10th Ave., but moved to Queens and continued to work early-morning hours at the bar as well a second job at a deli.

"He was an excellent person," said Pedro Xelo, 39, a friend. "He just lived and worked for his family."

The family is hoping to raise enough money to send Lopez's body home to Mexico for burial.

After hours of crying, his grieving wife struggled to express her rage at the accused killers.

"They should be punished," she said. "Right now, I don't have the words


Now I ask you: How much of a dumb cocksucker are you to forget what the dick that hit you with a plank of wood looked like?

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  Mayweather vs. De La Hoya
Posted by: faceman802 - 11-14-2006, 02:57 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (15)

Scheduled today for May 5th, 2007. What makes it more intersting is that mayweather's father is De La Hoya's father from whom he is estranged. Should be a pretty good fight if things go like they should

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  Save the cheerleader...save the world!
Posted by: The Prodigal Son - 11-14-2006, 02:01 AM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (14)

Does anybody watch Heroes? I think the show kicks ass. Thoughts?

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  I forgot how great Howard Stern was
Posted by: diceisgod - 11-14-2006, 01:06 AM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (41)

Listening to an old Billy West bit when he was Marge Schott and apologizing to the niggaz. I'm crying it's so incredible. I miss the days before it turned into the Howiewood Stern Show.

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  how dumb are the doors board people?
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006, 05:18 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (62)

I found this site when looking through some music sites.

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Quote:Some lowlife posted:

I like some Doors albums, but if I had the chance I don't think I would ever go and see Jim Morrison in concert.
I mean when I go to a concert I want to see performers who give everything they have, not some drug-addict who crawls half-dead over the stage with his dick out of his pants... would you?

so do people on the DB post shit like that? Like they talk about him as if he is still alive?

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  I demand an explanation Mr. Lazerus!!!!
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006, 04:00 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (48)

Why have you deleted me as your myspace pal?!?!?!?!?

hmmm!!!

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  The most loving thing you have ever done....
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006, 03:43 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (103)

I went out with this girl I used to date, to a concert last night and I had some issues. I had absent mindedly taken my colon pure just out of routine. So I had some gas during the concert and she was pissed. So it reminded me of a situation that happened when we were dating. I told the story to beth on aim, so im not retyping it all...

ZippyAidsFace: SI girls are fuckin whorebags
ZippyAidsFace: but annoying
ZippyAidsFace: like the girl I went to the concert with
ZippyAidsFace: she called me today
ZippyAidsFace: PISSED
ZippyAidsFace: this is why it never worked out
ZippyAidsFace: I hung up on her
ZippyAidsFace: like wtf bitch, youre not my woman
ZippyAidsFace: I DONT SEE NO RINGS ON DEEZ FINGAZ
beth illyse 77: why was she pissed
ZippyAidsFace: cause of my "unprofessional demeanor"
beth illyse 77: having to shit?
ZippyAidsFace: the farts
ZippyAidsFace: yeah
ZippyAidsFace: I couldnt help it
beth illyse 77: ahaha
ZippyAidsFace: it was a good concert
beth illyse 77: thats awesome
ZippyAidsFace: I wasnt gonna leave
ZippyAidsFace: but they werent even like audible anyway
ZippyAidsFace: just a tad stinky
ZippyAidsFace: not like I was rippin ass
ZippyAidsFace: like loud
ZippyAidsFace: just little gassy cant hear ones
ZippyAidsFace: not for nothing but one time we went to my friend ryans engagement party
ZippyAidsFace: and she got drunk and did some coke
ZippyAidsFace: and was fucked up
ZippyAidsFace: and she shit herself in my car
ZippyAidsFace: she swears it never happened
ZippyAidsFace: but I fuckin cleaned her
ZippyAidsFace: like a baby
ZippyAidsFace: thats fuckin love first of all
ZippyAidsFace: and way more nastier
beth illyse 77: are you kidding me?
ZippyAidsFace: nein
ZippyAidsFace: Her parents were away that weekend and normally shes pretty like straight laced
ZippyAidsFace: few drinks
ZippyAidsFace: but never drugs
ZippyAidsFace: not even weed or nothin
ZippyAidsFace: so she got fucked up
ZippyAidsFace: did some coke
ZippyAidsFace: I didnt even know till later
ZippyAidsFace: so I barely get her in the car
ZippyAidsFace: and we drive to her place
ZippyAidsFace: shes passed out
ZippyAidsFace: I cant wake her
ZippyAidsFace: but shes fine not like we need to go to ER
ZippyAidsFace: just out cold
ZippyAidsFace: so I carry her to the house
ZippyAidsFace: and as I go to put my other hand underneath her
ZippyAidsFace: i feel a wet squish
ZippyAidsFace: and im like oh man she pissed herself and my seats
ZippyAidsFace: I pull my hand away and theres like brown wetness
ZippyAidsFace: oh noes
ZippyAidsFace: she pooped herself!!!
ZippyAidsFace: on my seats!!!
ZippyAidsFace: it was awful
beth illyse 77: & she has no idea
ZippyAidsFace: it was wet poopies and she was sitting, so it like squished out and like had nowhere to go, so it went up her back
ZippyAidsFace: it was everywhere
ZippyAidsFace: shes out!
ZippyAidsFace: out!!!
beth illyse 77: so she had the balls to call you & bitch you out for farting
ZippyAidsFace: she doesnt believe me!!!
ZippyAidsFace: cause I washed her in the tub
ZippyAidsFace: and I washed her clothes while she slept
ZippyAidsFace: so I had no proof
ZippyAidsFace: the seats smelled a bit but she said she had gas maybe
ZippyAidsFace: Im like farts dont leave residue!!!
beth illyse 77: i was gonna say you should kept clothes or soemthing
ZippyAidsFace: thats nasty
ZippyAidsFace: and I dont know most guys that woulda done all that first off
ZippyAidsFace: undress her, clean her, clean her pooper and vagina
ZippyAidsFace: wash her clothes
ZippyAidsFace: tuck her in
ZippyAidsFace: and not take advantage of her
ZippyAidsFace: I even made breakfast and shit
ZippyAidsFace: wtf
ZippyAidsFace: im too good to these hos

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  OH NOES! HER IMAGE!
Posted by: drusilla - 11-13-2006, 03:23 AM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (22)

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pa...biz1.shtml


SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again...on a HONEYMOON sex video.

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.

One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it."

And the News of the World can also reveal that Britney slapped divorce papers on Federline—who had already been linked with hookers—after she caught him in a bedroom with another woman.

Explicit

Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.

She is worried she will become infamous like Paris Hilton —whose home-made sex video, was put on the internet by her ex and became one of the world's most popular sites.

Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts.

The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games.It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles.

The source close to Federline said: "At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other.

"They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.

"They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever.

"Britney didn't think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last.

"They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the cameras—even making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits.

"Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her.

"Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch.

"Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating."

He added: "At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in Arizona about putting the four-hour sex vid online. If it all goes to plan he'll make £26million from it."

The source explained that Federline is so enraged with his estranged wife he will do anything to hurt her.


Meanwhile a pal of Britney added: "She is absolutely furious with Kevin, and knows a full-on sex video could almost certainly ruin her chance of a career come-back.

"They were made for the couple to watch in the privacy of their home. She never thought that he'd threaten to SELL them.

Playing

"Britney has contacted her lawyers to see how she can stop him but it is going to be a hard one. It is his tape, so in theory he owns the copyright."

We can reveal Britney—worth at least £50million after hits like Hit Me Baby One More Time—filed for divorce after she stormed into his hotel room and found him with another woman.

The singer flew into New York a day after her wannabe rapper husband to join his tour.

But he stood her up at The Library restaurant, and she was seen in floods of tears before storming to the Regency Hotel where he was staying. A source said: "It is against the hotel's policy to give keys to people not staying in the hotel, but she was so upset that when she demanded it they handed it straight over.

"She raced up to his room and found another girl in there.

"They didn't need to be doing anything. Just the fact she was in there was enough to confirm months of suspicions, rumours and accusations about him playing away.

"Two members of staff were fired for handing over the keys, but the damage was done.

"Britney had seen all she had to and decided their marriage was over on the spot."

Last week she filed for divorce after dumping him by text.

Federline is only entitled to £2million and half the sale of their £7million home in Santa Barbara because of the watertight pre-nuptial agreement they signed before they wed.

Britney also gets to take back his £78,000 Ferrari, custom-made motorbike and any gifts worth more than £6,000.

Two days later Federline filed his own divorce petition. He is demanding £16million, custody of their children and for Britney to pay his legal fees and maintenance.

A pal said: "The bid for custody of the kids was a warning shot that Kevin means business.

"And, more importantly, that he is NOT going to go away quietly with his pre-nup pittance.

"He wants an awful lot more. and he'll most likely get it."

But the star put a brave face on her troubles this week as she celebrated her freedom. She was spotted beaming away in a big baggy jumper at an ice rink in New York.

Giggling as she took a twirl, the singer was filmed by a fan.

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Coke, Vice Girls and Vegas

By Georgina Dickinson

SOBBING Britney broke down in her mum's arms last week as she finally admitted: My husband is a love rat into GAMBLING, HOOKERS and DRUGS.

Worried Lynne Spears begged her daughter to leave Federline. Now Britney has finally accepted that he:
# ROMPED with Vegas hookers,
# SNORTED cocaine and popped ecstasy in a limo, and
# SQUANDERED millions on boozy 24-hour gambling sessions.

A close friend of Britney revealed: "For ages she was blinded by love for Kevin. Now she's seen the light."

Prostitute Danielle Coakley, 20, has told how she took drugs and partied with Federline while Britney was pregnant. She said: "Kevin was a real party animal. We went to two casinos then back to his hotel suite in Vegas. There were lots of drugs—cocaine, weed and ecstasy. We shared an E in his limo on the way then passed out on his bed." And £500-a-night stripper Vanessa Hulihan, 30, revealed she spent weekends with him.

She said: "Kevin said we could be together if he wasn't married. Another time I went to his hotel suite and the tub was full of strippers."

Kevin was also seen blowing thousands at gambling tables while cuddling up to porn star Kendra Jade, 29.

Secrets of her £65m Pre-Nup

CANNY Britney has protected her millions with a watertight pre-nuptial agreement of astonishing detail, it has been revealed.

Federline may be using the sex video in the hope of upping his payout but LEGALLY he's entitled to as little as £160,000 cash.

Britney, then worth £65million, even staged a fake wedding in September 2004 because the pre-nup was not ready. The couple then went through a second legal ceremony almost three weeks later.

The pre-wedding deal, referred to as the Smith and Jones Cohabitation/Pre-nuptial Agreement, states the couple agree to each have a one-half share of their £5.2 million home in Malibu.

The agreement BANS Federline from getting his hands on any money Britney had before their marriage when a large part of her fortune was earned.

It also BANS him from getting any cash from deals pre-dating the marriage.

Even gifts he has received from her valued at more than £5,263 require a legal document signed by both of them stating who owns it if they split.

In the first draft of the pre-nup, Federline was due to receive £18,947 a year in the event of a split. This was later increased to £157,894 ‘spousal support' for every two years of marriage. As they wed just over two years ago, this could be all he gets.

Kevin Federline was worth £15,789 when he wed. He submitted a one-page document listing assets. He was earning £39,000 a year, while his bride's income was £10.2 milllion. The pre-nup lists Britney's bling as worth £170,000, including a diamond engagement ring she bought herself.

Merchandise, including her perfume Curious, earned her £8.5million, endorsements £11million and music, including touring, royalties and a record deal were worth £13.5 million.

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  What a coincidence...
Posted by: The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006, 02:02 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (50)

My fiance has been bleeding from the crotch for three days. I tried using band-aids and some peroxide but it doesn't stop. Can anyone help me?

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  RRRRRRRRRRRRR U
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 11-13-2006, 12:50 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (11)

Rutgers leaps to #6 in the current BCS standings.

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