Worst day of traffic foc-king ever on the turnpike today!! Ho-ly sh-it! I remember thinking earlier - like three fucking hours ago - as my work day was coming to an end, that god damn(!) it might be pretty good and empty out on the roads today since tomorrow is a holiday and all and some places were closed. Well forget that shit, hoss! It took 30 god damn minutes to get on the god damn main stretch of the cocksuckin' god damn highway, partner! WHEEEEW WEEE!!!

I was thinking to myself what the fuck are all these assholes doing out here today and going to work and shit? Don't they remember and shit how many niggers and spics died in vietnam like 40 god damn years ago? What's wrong with these god damn assholes? No respect! I also got to thinking, thank god i'm not married cause if I came home to some broad with an attitude after that bullshit, I'd fuck her fat ass up real bad and any of her little fucking god damn kids that happened to be in the room 'a screetchin! Totally understand the domestic abuse thing now, totally.

Quote:Al-Qaida in Iraq claims it's winning war
AP - Fri Nov 10, 1:17 PM ET
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Al-Qaida in Iraq claimed in a new audio tape Friday to be winning the war faster than expected in Iraq and said it had mobilized 12,000 fighters who had "vowed to die for God's sake." The U.S. military, meanwhile, reported that three U.S. soldiers and a Marine were killed Thursday in Iraq, the U.S. military said, bringing the number of Americans who have died in the country so far this month to 25. At least 105 U.S. forces died in October, the fourth highest monthly toll of the war.

NEW YORK - Gary Sheffield was traded from the New York Yankees to the Detroit Tigers on Friday for three pitching prospects. New York gets right-handers Humberto Sanchez, Kevin Whelan and Anthony Claggett.

The Yankees exercised Sheffield's $13 million option last weekend to prevent him from becoming a free agent, and Sheffield said Wednesday that the Yankees had asked him to provide a list of teams he wouldn't mind being traded to.

As part of the deal, Sheffield and the Tigers agreed to a two-year contract extension.

Detroit's current starting outfield has Craig Monroe in left, Curtis Granderson in center and Magglio Ordonez in right. Sheffield could play a corner spot with the AL champions or see time at designated hitter.

Sheffield, who turns 38 on Nov. 18, wants to play three more seasons. He topped 34 homers and 120 RBIs in each of his first two seasons with the Yankees but missed most of 2006 with a wrist injury from an April collision with Toronto's Shea Hillenbrand. When Sheffield returned in late September, the Yankees shifted him to first base.



Goodbye funnyman, you probably won't be missed

Some fuckin niggers stole the antenna from my car, you fuckin believe this shit!!!

Those bumpy things on the buttons at the ATM is actually braile?!?!?!

Oh man, I always thought it was just a decorative thing.

But that begs the question, why have the braile on the drive thru atm?

great game go team

is on mike myers and chris tuckers faces

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For our 10th podcast, which is like the equivalent of the 100th show, minus the syndication money.

please submit requests, questions, etc for the next podcast. Maybe there is a question you have about das golden age, or a topic you want us to discuss, or maybe you want us to die. Maybe you want to ask us personal shit or get our opinion on something, etc.

kinda like being able to call in but not really.

Today was the best day I have had on the board in many years, I must leave it in capable hands while I am gone.

Face, you're in charge and Beth is 2nd in command.

hey goat, I am a bit fuzzy on things that happened yesterday but werent you in the process of joining Myspace?