How have you been?

Oh man, I just drank this new fuckin green tea drink that coke makes, its called Enviga. I was outside and they were driving around in a van handing these cans out, so I tried it. I fuckin never get any boost from energy drinks, I can have 5 red bulls and pass out. After one of these bitches, my body is all tingly and I had to go outside and run around the block 3 times. It wasnt even a "im jogging" type run but more of a "im a 5 year old on a sugar rush" run, arms flapping in my wonka goggles.

They used the drug dealer approach, cause now I want more and this shit wont be in stores till january!!!!

WONKA SYYYYYYYYYDE!!!

So, this dude at my office is kind of down on his luck and is about $300 in arrears for his rent. I got a very nice sized check last week, so after crying to me, I lent him the money. Now, I knew he had a loan closing this past Monday, so i knew i would be getting it back. I am the office manager, so I told my boss to deduct the $300 from his commission.

So, the loan that he closed just funded and my boss and I went to the title company, picked up the check, and deposited it. As we are driving back he is filling out the guys payroll info. The guy I lent the money to was getting whats called a draw off of the impending commission check. He got so much in draw checks that he actually was only getting $50 back on a $1500 commission! So, I am now ass out of the $300.

My boss is going to give it to me anyway, but how fucked up is that?

Anybody else like that song by Blue October?

I think people who believe in horoscopes should be exterminated even before gypsies and jews. But I have been glimpsing at mine on the Opt Online Homepage that I have, I go on to check email.

and the last 2 weeks, its been fuckin creepy how close its been to shit going on.

Im scared

I have randomly started singing my favorite west side story song, for when people have been getting crazy around here and yes I stole this from the west wing!!!!

snap your fingers to the beat and then break into the officer krumke song!!!

Boy, boy, crazy boy Get cool, boy. Got a rocket in your pocket Keep cooly, cool boy!!!



it makes me feel all gooey inside, like a peanut butter cup, a cup of goody good goodness!

There's a family of Turkish retards that walk on all fours! Just amazing! Reverse evolution...yeah reverse my ass. They're fucking tards

Just post random memories from your past:


I remember a lame business trip I took up to nyack and I stayed at a holiday inn and that was the one time in my life I had been to a hotel. It was pretty fuckin sweet, I had room service and watched cable TV. I had the sweetest onion rings with a nice cheese steak. I didnt have Cable at home at the time, so it was like a vacation for me, I think thats the only thing i'd qualify as my one real vacation.

good times!

choo!!!!!