Joey BigArms, did you know that Jack is gay and glues his pubes to his face?

The well meaning, even tempered, easy going Jack... well, that Jack unfortunately, as of today... is dead.

Hear me well, as of today a new Jack is born. A Jack who, for lack of a better phrase, is pure evil.

A perfect 10,
30 points of 3 votes.

Sure you haters might try to bring her down,
or Jack might rig it....

but in your hearts you know she is perfect.

>Ken'sPen >Danked >LyricalGomez >WhackBagKid >Buttmunch >Kid Afrika >Black Lazerus >Ronin >Weird NJ >Hey Ladi >flamingfish >Mad >Skitchr4u >goatweed >2 tired 2 give N F >HedCold


to an "Active Poster Check in" thread.

When I'm walking my dog on streets of Irvington, among the drug dealers and toothless crackwhores, I'm all like "C'mon, Jiboo... go poopies so we can go inside and get some lunch in our tummies, baby."

Lock me back in the Stoner forum, I don't know how much more of Ronin's humor I can take before I go insane.

I fear I'll go on a killing spree if Mad and Metal log on

I am gonna have lunch and I shall pretend ken is there. I am all alone here :-( .

I'll set a place for ken and have fun talking to him, while in reality it will just be an empty chair.

I'd invite Jack over but he's been rather cold to me, he had the medicine for my illness and refused to share it.

what BS, I got told not to wear sneakers ... which I already knew ... but the "fashion police" is a woman with a very noticable moustache!!!

:twak:

We laugh when the officials of Iraq come on TV and say that we are dressing civilian iraqi's in uniforms and pretending that it's iraqi armed forces surrendering. We laugh at them when they report outlandish accusations that we are the ones breaking the geneva convention. We are told that they are just desperate liars, which they are ofcourse.

But should we take everything that our own goverment says as gold? I mean lets not forget that we havent been the nicest of people through out history with our covert operations and we've also used some dirty tactics in the past. I am not getting into any conspiracy theories here, I know that its a far fetched scenario that we're doing any of the things the Iraqi's are saying we are. Yet at the same time, can we just all of a sudden believe that we are playing 100% by the rules?

I renounce every plan and scheme to bed you,

I no longer have the desire,

Since beholding the beauty of Danked's sister,

my every thought is her's.