H. R. 1146

Contact your Representative and tell them to support that bill.

Callin my house talkin bout "where's my money"

Filthy bill collector.

At home, my bathroom is quite possibly my favorite room :loveya:

1. using a stall right after someone else, I don't want to be in there while their air is still lingering

2. the puddles on the counter, wipe up after yourself cunt, the water just dripped of your own Damn hands

3. people sitting in the stall next to me, when there is a perfectly good one over there

4. people standing & talking in there, I don't even like to say hello when I see someone I know, I just want to do my business

5. people talking from stall to stall, this is not a social hour

6. people who shit at work

7. people who hover

8. those crinkly noisey seat covers, who is the dirty fuck sitting there that you can't touch the seat

DO YOU LOVE USA

you got nuthin on me,
lifts the collar, wiggles the hips.

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine.

You know him and you love him.

Lets all let Jack know how much we care about him.

You're jerking off to some pretty good fuckin porn. This porn is really good, its just the way you like it. Bitch is taking it like a pro and the scene that puts you over the top comes on.

Then just when you're gonna blow your load, the camera pans to the guys sweaty ugly fuckin face or even worse, it switches angles to his ass pumping back and forth.

Then your whole momentum is fuckin ruined, god I hate that shit.

I....I....am so confused.

I put my oatmeal in the microwave and went to post for a second and dankeds little sister got me all hot.

I forgot about my oatmeal and now its everywhere, except for my plate :-(

That was my last packet of oatmeal, it had blueberries in it too.

I am giving up

Jason Giambi
Derek Jeter
Trevor Hoffman

For

Alex Rodriguez
Manny Ramirez
Antonio Alfonseca