you stole my Kenny :poke:

We speak only in big lebowski quotes

"You don't fuck with ze Jesus"

Now is your chance, with Danked preoccupied with me rise up and overthrow him, the tyranny will end.

Banished to the forum you never visit.

With us filthy potheads.

I think we've all had it with the funny and cutesy little noises Danked posts in threads, and it needs to stop now.

where would you be hiding right now?

It is time to pay homage to a beloved poster who either ran away angry or died, don't know which.

To honor his memory we will all make fun of minorities in this thread.

You know I've noticed something

Mexican people do a lot of yardwork, I bet they reak of grass and gasoline

I never send error reports when programs perform illegal operations

I'm fucking edgy mahn

I'm bored, how about you d00d?

My friends sister is having her sweet 16 and for some odd reason I'm invited, I figure he'd relish the chance to mack his sisters 16 year old friends, but I guess not. The family has always been cool but goddamn if I don't hate the sister, but I would still feel bad bringing nothing.

So I come to you for help, what should I buy for this 16 year old, slutty, stupid bitch?