Luna... You Rock!




:bow:

So at 3:15 a.m. my doorbeel starts ringin ringin ringing. It's this cute blond Irish chick who tends bar at the pub around the corner. She wants to smoke pot cuz she'd done some coke and needed to crash when she went home soon to her boyfriend.

[BACK STORY: I wasted a whole night waiting for and getting drunk with this chick when she once promised to come home with me. When she got there we made out for maybe 3 mninutes and she passed out then I thought I truly know what it feels like to be a guy]

So she brings as many drinks as she can carry and I put on my new Jason Mraz collection. an hour and many bong hits later I'm already 3 drinks in and she's having brandy with port. She takes down her blouse to shoiw me a sexy Celtic tatoo and I decide to make a move. She's complaining her boyfriend won't often kiss her cuz she smokes cigarettes and it sucks cuz she could come in her pants just from kissing. So I say her boyfriend doesn't deserve her (guy line, right). Later she complains IF he kisses her when he finds out she already came before he goes down on her he makes her shower. I repeat the notdeservng part. She had to get home but not before I found out sahe wasbn't a natural blond.

Now I'm soaring and I have to ask: Is this stuff suypposed to hapeen to real peopl? Have to take a warm shower.
She invited me to watch Snatch at the bar tom nite and she's gonna be translating the wanker gypsy lines. Isn't that funny? tune in tomorrow....

OK, so I got one of these for my birthday. Why GameCube?

Well, cause I like alot of the games for it. I don't usually like playing the really long games. I like shit like MArio Brothers and whatnot.


Does anyone else have this? If so, what should I get?



BTW....they already have a network adapter and are starting to make exclusive games for it. Phantasy Star Online is the first of the group.

cyanide?



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:fuggin:

fuck you you hippie son of a bitch!!



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ok i gave jays and gomez the same images to work with, and let them do there thing. they both agreed to have the vote in post form instead of poll, so please explain who you vote for and why.

Gomez:


Jays:

Saw this guy on last night's Conan and I really dug this tune. Anyone know anything about him?

THE REMEDY (I WON'T WORRY)
words & music by jason mraz & the matrix

I saw fireworks from the freeway and behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away
Cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
now something on the surface it stings
that something on the surface it kind of makes me nervous who says that you deserve this
and what kind of god would serve this? We will cure this dirty old disease
if you've got the poison I've got the remedy
the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how youre gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.

I wont worry my life away.

I wont worry my life away.

I heard two men talking on the radio in a cross fire kind of new reality show
Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack
they were counting down the days to stab the brother in the be right back after this
the unavoidable kiss, where the minty fresh death breath is sure to outlast his catastrophy
dance with me, because if you've got the poison, Iive got the remedy

the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how youre gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.

I wont worry my life away.

I wont worry my life away.

When I fall in love I take my time
There's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind
You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine and Iill tell you why
Because
the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words

I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on

So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.

I wont worry my life away.

I wont worry my life away.

I wont and I wont and I wont

I think this may just be the coolest looking game ever.

If anyone has this, let me know. I can't find it anywhere. I'd love to play a demo or something before I buy it.

This takes SOCOM and all those other pansy games to a new level. And it's a cool storyline.

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Wanna do that thing we discussed at the bowling alley?

Think it's time he takes a vacation?