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| A big FU to my car accident and to Liberty Mutual |
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Posted by: Weird NJ - 01-23-2003, 08:41 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum
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I figure I should get my anger in early cause I know I'm going to be fucked up the ass.
I got into a car accident on Friday. What happened is I turned onto this street, it's 2 lanes with parked cars on either side but no lines in the middle. Typical Irvington street. I go no more than 175 feet when a car parked at the curb at my right decides to pull out. :CRASH:
Well he decided to pull away at the wrong time because he hit me square in the middle of my right front door AND as I was moving at the time it sustained the impact so that my rear right door was also dented. Now WHATTHEFUCK!
This is like the third time this has happened to me with the same damage on the same car. I had those doors replace not more than 6 months ago. Luckily those first two accidents involved old ladies who found it fit to cut me a check right on the spot because they were the ones to have hit me. Well not this time.
Now, I will be using the "N" word here. Why? Because with his accent and a name like TAOFEEK he is an African Nigger. Well we get out of our cars and the first thing the nigger says is "Oh, you were speeding." "No, I wasn't. I was driving and you clearly hit me in the side." "No, you were speeding." The speed limit posted is 25 and with a Volvo Wagon built like a tank, there is no way I was speeding if I only had travelled 175 feet. Fuck the nigger, I called the cops.
I didn't talk to him at all after that, and finally the cop shows up. He takes down all the information from us and our paperwork. Uh oh. The nigger has an expired insurance card. Now if this was anyplace else other than Irvington, the nigger's car would have been towed away. But no, the cop lets him go home and get the valid card to show the cop at the Police station. Cops are great, aren't they?
I got my Police report today. The nigger also has Liberty Mutual insurance, just like me. What else is funny? There is no diagram by the cop on the report. Great, that helps me. What else? The Nigger says I was speeding 75-80 MPH. WHATTHEFUCK. NOFUCKINGWAY. He also says that he never moved.
WELL, The answer must be I was speeding 80 MPH and happened to swearve so perfectly that I nailed the front of his car with the side of mine and then I dodged the other parked cars on the street.
So now, what? Who knows? I know that we both have Liberty Mutual and I also know that they don't like paying money so it's gonna be called a 50/50 split. Meaning that I'm dicked out of fixing my car AND my insurance goes up. Great. Thanks. I'm done now.
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| Arrogant Americans |
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Posted by: Keyser Soze - 01-23-2003, 08:29 PM - Forum: The Pit
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I read a comment today by Donald Rumsfeld after being told that France and Germany wish to wait a bit longer to see if Iraq can be disarmed diplomatically before going to war.
Rumsfeld commented
"Germany has been a problem and France has been a problem ... but you look at vast numbers of other countries in Europe, they're not with France and Germany on this. They're with the United States," and then he continued to say "You're thinking of Europe as Germany and France. I don't," he said. "I think that's old Europe. If you look at the entire NATO Europe today, the center of gravity is shifting to the east and there are a lot of new members."
How much more arrogant can you be? You are expecting countries to put the lives of their citizens on the line while you publically mock and disrespect them?
I'm constantly embarrassed to be an American because of the attitude and ineptitude of our leaders.
Do you think America is viewed as arrogrant by the rest of the world? Do you think this is cause for why there is such anti-American sentiment?
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| nell carter |
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Posted by: Arpikarhu - 01-23-2003, 06:53 PM - Forum: The Pit
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a friend of mine just called to tell me that he is at nell carters apartment with the coroners. she is dead. i scooped all of the news organizations with this one!!!! ..........sorry.
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| Tell Me This Isn't Real - "Tails" from the Darkside? |
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Posted by: OAS - 01-23-2003, 03:09 PM - Forum: The Pit
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OK, proof has now been provided that the world has gone completely mad. An article in Rolling Stone has surfaced what has to be the sickest issue that has ever risen it’s ugly head in the gay community. Not that there already hasn’t been enough sick and twisted deviates in their seedy world, but this one has gone completely over the edge.
According to the article, there appears to be a significant number of gays seeking to get infected with HIV. These sicko fags find themselves falling into one of two groups. If they are in the first group, they relish at the possibility of graduating into the second group.
The first group is affectionately known as “bug chasers”. What is a bug chaser you ask? Well this is a group of ass pirates that are looking to get infected by the HIV. Why you ask? Well it seems these little limp wristers believe that the moment that the HIV is transferred into them is the most erotic and caring moment that a lover can give them. Through their intimacy, their lover passes on to them a special bond that can be shared forever.
So what’s a gay blade to do that want’s this intimate moment? Well it’s simple of course, they search out a “gift giver”. The gift giver passes his little “gift” on to the “bug chaser” Once the “bug chaser” is infected, the world is blessed with another “gift giver”. One “gift giver” was even quoted as saying “ knowing that your intimacy with your partner is slowly murdering him, is an erotic thrill that cannot be described”.
Can someone please fucking explain to me why one more penny of reasearch money should be spent on curing this disease? Somebody just shoot these bastards please!
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