About a year ago I was walking by a large construction area after I had just left a pub and really needed to take a piss. The construction was quite large and had several trailers, so I ducked in behind to take a piss. I had just pulled my dick out when a tall, scruffy Italian guy rounded the corner.

"Ya beat me to it," he laughed." I have to piss so bad I can taste it."

He stood a few feet away from me and pulled open his coveralls. In the corner of my eye I could see him fumbling with his zipper and then adjust his underwear to expose an extremely large uncut dick. The kind with a thick meaty foreskin that gathers at the head and hung about a inch forward from the head of his horse dick.

A rather alarming blast of piss exploded from his big dick.

"That's nice," he grunted.
"Yep, real relief," I said.

The flow from his dick had started to weaken as he squeezed out the last drops.

He started shaking his huge dick, and I started to smell a very strong odor, the sweet smell of a dirty unwashed dick. I turned my body a little more to investigate the strong smell and saw the beefy construction worker retracting his thick foreskin. It was obvious that the cock had not been washed in many, many days. A thick dick with cheese covering the head and folds of the foreskin. As he moved the foreskin back and forward, the smegma loosened and the odor of his cheese crop become ever stronger.

"Getting a little ripe down there," he joked.

I looked down at his dick, "Your not joking dude - a good blowjob will clean that right up."
He laughs, "I pity the bitch who would clean up that mess."

"I am sure there are plenty of girls, and guys for that matter that would lap that mess right up," I said.

"you gotta be joking," he said, turning towards me, "they would suck this?", he says shaking the thick semi hard dick.

I took a step closer, and was now just inches away from him.

"Sound likes your interested in the job dude. For sixty bucks you can clean me up real good, over there in the porta potty", "interested?" he asked.

"Sure" I said. "lets go for it."

The toilet was small and cramped. He stood against the wall and pulled his dick out through the zipper opening. The "half hard" dick hung, thick and heavy in my hand. He closed his eyes and relaxed back against the wall.

His cock become hard very quickly and the foreskin tightened around the head. I moved closer to his dick to inhale his the musky man scent. It was over powering! Almost unpleasant in it's intensity, but still incredibly hot. I was going to suck off this super hot Italian stud's dirty fuckin dick. I gently pulled the foreskin back at watch the cheese covered head appear. He had loosened the mess while pissing and it was now thick and chunky at the tip and still tightly attached around the folds of the foreskin.

I moved in and took my first lick, it was salty and strong.

He moaned a little and then pushed by head forward, "clean it man," he said.
He pushed my head forward and the 9 inch dirty dick disappeared into my mouth. The cheesy mess covered my mouth and sled down my throat. With each stroke, his cock was a little cleaner as I ate all the smegma.
"Clean behind the head with your tongue," he grunted.

I complied and worked my tongue into the textured folds of foreskin. I pulled my head off his dick and inspected his huge dick. Totally clean, the head was pink and wet.

"You gotta get me off now man, my break is almost over."

I sucked deep and hard and until I felt his body tighten and his balls move up against his stomach. He tensed and grunted loudly as he let his load blast down my throat.

He quickly pull his dick out my mouth and tucked it back into his pants.

"Gotta go" , he said. " Meet me here next week at the same time and I will have another crop of cheese and load of cum for ya."

"Great," I said. "I can't wait!"

I sucked that guy for over 6 months until the project was completed and the site closed. He always made sure he had a dirty cheese covered dick, every Friday at 2:15 pm. My mouth still waters if I pass the building at 2:00.

Hope You liked the story.



Edited By SLASH on 1040854096

:banana:
anyone wanna join me under the mistletoe


i have the tree all set up so santa can leave lil gifts for everyone


stockings are hung by the chimney with care


the palace looks so pretty


Ill just pretend im happy this holiday season. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
:banana:

This empty room it fills my mind
Freedom it leaves me confined
Every single wall has cracked
But in this life you can't turn back

I don't want to live,
I don't want to live alone
Alone
Alone
Alone

As these words are with my tongue
I question why they're even sung
I have promised but I lied
I don't even know myself inside

I don't want to be,
I don't wanna be here alone
Alone
Alone
Alone

Today and tomorrow have become one
Every single thing has become none
Human nature is a beast
What I've done the most to show I have the least

Please don't leave me here,
please don't leave me here
Don't you leave me alone
Alone
Alone
Alone

you over there....yes you! I'm at work, aren't you???

:lookatme:

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one dude is a mad wicked sword weilding slayer, the other is a Navy SEAL who can make Demi Moore and legions of men his bitches...... BUT... who is the better man?

I'm going with Masterchief...



Edited By The Jays on 1040709068

Yes, barring a miracle comeback by faceman (remeber him?), I have won the 2002 CDIH Fantasy football league. Galt, If you were in the league, I still would have won. And you cheated in the baseball league. And the Pats are the biggest dissapointment of 2002.

The greatest endzone dance ever!!!!

PRIMETIME!!!!!!

And if you don't have a yahoo cookies on, well, sucks to be you.

Merry Fuckin' Christmas. :toast:

I have collected some rare SNES games that are translated to english and can be played on an emulator (snes9xw or ZSNES). If anyyone is interested feel free to IM me at SBlueman Radio on AIM. Here is a list with links to reviews:

Treasure Hunter G:
This is the last RPG Square made for the SNES. The graphics are amazing, and from what I have played so far the game looks like it is right up there with the other Square games.

Treasure Hunter G Review

Live-A-Live
This is in essence 7 games in one where you can choose different stories that tie all together in the end.

Live-A-Live Review

Front Mission
This game is another Square classic that never made it to the US.

Front Mission Review

Gunman's Proof
Think Zelda for the SNES with guns.

Gunman's Proof Review

Bahamut Lagoon
Wow, this game is eye candy from Square. One of the best games they ever put out that for some reason we never got to play here in the US. Thank god for emulation!

Bahamut Lagoon Review

Tales of Phantasia
One of the best games ever for the SNES. They came out with "Tales of Destiny" for the PSX that was almost the same game. But as usual the original is better.

Tales of Phantasia Review

Digital Devil Story (Shin Megami Tensei)
Very different RPG from the traditional style where this is played in the first person and is menu driven. But this game is deep and once you get into it very complex.

Digital Devil Story Review

Y's 4 - Mask of the Sun
The 4th installment of the Y's series, it plays similar to the first two versions where you run into the enemies when fighting. Not my cup of tea, but I have it if anyone is interested.

Y's 4 Review