FU to my one squeeky shoe. It really annoys me. Step, squeek, step, squeek, step squeek....enough already!!

How the Hell do you make a shoe stop squeeking on wood floors?

:wgaf:

FU to my one squeeky shoe. It really annoys me. Step, squeek, step, squeek, step squeek....enough already!!

How the Hell do you make a shoe stop squeeking on wood floors?

:wgaf:

From the creatively titled "The Top 100 Pro Wrestlers Of All Time" by John Molinario. I got the book today and skimmed through it a bit, and so far, I'm pretty unimpressed. Good amount of information for about the top 15, then some decent-if-short bio's for 16-50, and the rest get only a few paragraphs each and you could probably find more extensive biographies through a Google search. But I guess if you're interested in wrestling history and don't already know much on the subject, it's a good starting point. Anyway...

The criteria:

(i) Professional Success
(ii) Importance to History
(iii) How good they were in the ring
(iv) Drawing Power
(v) Mainstream Status

The list:

1. Ric Flair
2. Lou Thesz
3. Rikidozan
4. Antonio Inoki
5. Hulk Hogan
6. Andre the Giant
7. El Santo
8. Giant Baba
9. Steve Austin
10. Buddy Rogers
11. Frank Gotch
12. Jim Londos
13. Ed Strangler Lewis
14. Stan Hansen
15. Bruno Sammartino
16. The Rock
17. Gorgeous George
18. Bruiser Brody
19. Riki Choshu
20. Mitsuharu Misawa
21. Verne Gagne
22. Jumbo Tsuruta
23. Terry Funk
24. Mil Mascaras
25. Bret Hart
26. Dory Funk Jr.
27. Tiger Mask Sayama
28. Blue Demon
29. Perro Aguayo
30. Nick Bockwinkle
31. Dusty Rhodes
32. Johnny Valentine
33. Freddie Blassie
34. Vader
35. George Hackenschmidt
36. Jushin Liger
37. Toshiaki Kawada
38. Keiji Mutoh
39. Jack Brisco
40. Harley Race
41. El Hijo Del Santo
42. Tatsumi Fujinami
43. Danny Hodge
44. Akira Maeda
45. Chigusa Nagayo
46. Ricky Steamboat
47. Shawn Michaels
48. Shinya Hashimoto
49. Ray Stevens
50. Randy Savage
51. Gene Kiniski
52. Nobuhiko Takada
53. Mick Foley
54. Genichiro Tenyru
55. The Crusher
56. Dick the Bruiser
57. Canek
58. Antonino Rocca
59. The Sheik
60. Don Le Jonathan
61. Dynamite Kid
62. Undertaker
63. El Solitario
64. Superstar Billy Graham
65. Jerry Lawler
66. Roddy Piper
67. Ultimo Dragon
68. Billy Robinson
69. Jaguar Yakota
70. Lioness Asuka
71. Bobo Brazil
72. Karl Gotch
73. Bert Assirati
74. Gori Guerrero
75. Bill Longson
76. Killer Kowalski
77. Mildred Burke
78. Abdullah the Butcher
79. The Destroyer
80. Atsushi Onita
81. Ted Dibiase
82. Earl McCready
83. Pat O'Connor
84. Fritz Von Ehrich
85. Wahoo McDaniel
86. Whipper Billy Watson
87. Leroy McGuirk
88. Mad Dog Vachon
89. Yvon Robert
90. Bronko Nagurski
91. Dos Caras
92. Eduoard Carpentier
93. Rayo De Jalisco Sr.
94. Stanislaus Zbyszko
95. Sting
96. Pat Patterson
97. Masahiro Chono
98. Dara Singh
99. Jesse Ventura
100. Eddie Graham

The NEXT 10:
Jun Akiyama
Kurt Angle
Chris Benoit
Triple H
Chris Jericho
Kenta Kobashi
Satoshi Kojima
Yuji Nagata
Kazushi Sakuraba
Manami Toyota



Edited By Sir O on 1040349375

Are we all enjoying it? :banana:

The yanks sign Matsui, will he end up to be another Irabu or is this one worth the hype? I don't know much about him so I can't say much. All I remember was bonds giving him a back rub overseas during the homerun derby when bonds spanked him.

that's right! I said Fuck Christmas!

and it's not because i'm a jew that i say that , so dont be getting all uppity in my face with the jew thing!

Earlier today, I began a process that hopefully will rid me of this horrifying situation. I have been to the doctor once already this morning, and will be going back for another treatment in less than three hours.

I am, to say the least, frustrated it is taking so long.

My day began at their office at 10:00 AM. They made me wait for over 20 minutes with no good reason and nary a apology. During this time, I read a Newsweek article about the Sims Online and how fools pay $10 a month for a souped up chatroom. They like it. People are dumb. I also read with much amazement, that it's a fad in high school to not have sex. Be different from the crowd, and how a 2001 study revealed that 10% less high school students have had sex than a similar 1991 survey.

But I digress.....

With allergy season in full swing and my headcold (hiya Hedcold!) already screwing with my eustachian tubes with congestion, I can barely hear. I feel like Rush Limbaugh, but not as fat.

You see. I have ear wax. Not necessarily a lot of ear wax, but it's impacted. Q-tips don't work at all, and they are also the Devil's tool to make you deaf.

So I go in today to get all that nastiness drained, sucked, vacuumed, whateverthehelloutofmyhead and, well it's not been easy.

For I have very small ear canals as I was told by the M.D., which makes it difficult for the wax to work its way out of th ear canal. I also have dry skin, which not only creates more wax, but makes it hardened, and difficult to remove.

They started with a stool softener that they eyedropped into my head. I waited for a few minutes on my side and read a wonderful story in a September issue of Entertainment Weekly about Larry David and his smash success, "Curb Your Enthusiam". Great great show: a personal favorite.

After that worked its magic, they sat me up and used a giant metal turkey baster to pump sweet luscious warm peroxide-water into my skull. After a good 10 full washes in a few minutes, it was obvious that the cavalry had to be called.

So they bring in Linda. Linda walks in with a different tool. It's like a waterpick on growth hormones. I have no idea how it's going to fit into my head. It's now 11:15, and after some more stool sampler, she starts shooting this waterpump into my head. It was actually very pleasing and soothing.

Alas, nothing came out. They are amazed at the brick of ear wax in my head. They are amazed I can hear at all.

They give up :-( . They are no match for my auditory canal. They had me a giant vat of stool sampler, give me a nudge on the chin, and say "put this in your ears every thirty minutes, and come back at 3:00 and we'll give it another go, champ."

Saddened, but optomistic, I walk to library to share my ordeal with you.

I shall now put the poop stuff in my head.

here are some of the more memorable moments in sports this year. What's your's and could you think of anymore?

1)Oakland vs Pats in the snow game
2)Baseball averts strike
3)Selig ends All Star Game in a tie
4)Steroids in Baseball
5)Emmit Smith breaks rushing record
6)Barry Bonds joins 600 Home run club
7)Year of the Underdog (Nets make NBA Finals, Angels win World Series, pats win Super Bowl)
8)Tiger Wood's win Master's and U.S. Open
9)Sarah Hughes wins Gold medal
10)Canada vs U.S. in Hockey Gold Medal Game
11)Canadian pairs figure skaters get screwed by cheating judges
12)U.S. mens soccer makes it to quarterfinals of World Cup.
13)Lance Armstrong wins 4th straight Tour De France
14)Miami Hurricanes dominate college Football
15)Lakers 3-Peat
16)Oakland A's 20 game winning streak
17)Red Wings win Stanley Cup and Scotty Bowman retires
18)Great Year in Boxing with De la Hoya vs Vargas and Mickey Ward vs Arturo Gatti
19)Hootie and no women at Augusta



Edited By Teenweek on 1040302547

I'm about to masturbate to the new Maxim

Today, 7 proposals for rebuilding the WTC site were unveiled. They are much more imaginative than the last set of proposals, and yet some people interviewed think it is too soon.
Here are is the link to the story and to the proposals
New WTC Plans Unveiled (at CBS news)

No proposal can satisfy everyone, but I think we need to start moving forward, both for the city's psyche and economy.

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