Click To Listen To Ja Rule just get verbally raped by 50 Cent

Ok, so I tip at bars & restaurants pretty much because I'm supposed to.

But what about all those other places, Dunkin Donuts has a cup out, and someone once told me they tip the gas attendants.... Anyone do that? Do you believe it should depend on good service?

I don't often tip the coffee people because I find them unattentive.

ah, wake up at 3, catch the end of one football game over breakfast. i made egg and chips :thumbs-up: now, i'm sitting around in my jimmies, watchin football, and drinking the rest of my chocolate dunkin donuts blast thingy that i got last night. pure chocolatey goodness in a cup :fuggin:

oh, and to top it all off bloomberg just said in his press conference about the "countdown to strike" that he hopes nobody dies. such a nice guy :crackhead:

nah, but it's ok, because i'm having a good sunday and maybe this game will be a blowout too and they'll switch to a game i actually care about by halftime...

so, what's your definition of a good sunday?

Just found this on another forum and thought you guys woudl like it!

Men VS Women
Not written by me

THE COLLEGE THEME PAPER: HE VS. SHE

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University.

"Today we will experiment with a new form of composition called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth.

Remember to reread what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was actually turned in by two of my English students:

Rebecca -last name deleted, and Gary - last name deleted.
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STORY:

(first paragraph by Rebecca)

At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The camomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked camomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So camomile was out of the question.


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(second paragraph by Gary)

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.


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(Rebecca)

He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.


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(Gary)

Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"


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(Rebecca)

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.


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(Gary)

Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."

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(Rebecca)


a#shole.


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(Gary)


Bitch.


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(Rebecca)


Wanker.


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(Gary)


Slut.


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(Rebecca)


Get f****d.


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(Gary)


Eat s**t.


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(Rebecca)


F*** YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!


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(Gary)


Go drink some tea - whore.


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(Teacher)


A+ - I really liked this one.

It's 4 am and I'm bored but a friend sent me this site called Baiting. They basically put stuff in their aim or icq profiles and get people to im them on a certain topic, soliciting sex, anti-abortionists, etc. and then they proceed to fuck with them for an extended period of time. Here's some of their cybering stuff.

shaggyx669: ku
shaggyx669: are you horny enough to start to cyber
shaggyx669: cause i know i am
Doug Stanhope: No, first I want to know what parralels you've found the author to be making to the social and political climate of the day.
Doug Stanhope: Then I want you to tool my fuck-box like a retarded monkey!

I haven't laughed so hard in the longest time.

Okay, spending the evening playing Trivial Pursuit while drinking...yes, I know...geeky.

Anyway, the question is:

What direction would your ship travel in the Panama Canal, going from the Atlantic to the Pacific -- west, southwest or southeast?

My answer was west (or southwest as a second answer), but NOOOOOOO, the answer, according to the card, is Southeast.

Can someone please explain?


***EDIT: Nevermind, I found my answer on Encarta. Seems the makers of the game are right. Damn.



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I have been going nuts trying to find a place to DL the latest patch for MOHAA: Spearhead. All the sites I have found require registration and/ or payment. Does anyone know of a site that provides patches for free, no strings attached?

I don't really care about pop-ups that much, and I can always run ad-aware on any spyware . I just really don't want to go through ths bullshit of registering/ paying for a site I will use once, or waiting an hour for a thirty second DL from gamespy's free servers.

Any help you guys may have would be great.



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and you all missed it besides Hybrid and maybe Maynard if he was there, thus you all suck at life

P.S. he had diahreah

Quote:Jermaine Dupri — who once rapped with Jay-Z that "Money Ain't a Thang" — is finding that the Internal Revenue Service doesn't agree with his tune.

The music mogul owes millions to the federal government, and a seizure of Dupri's property, including a portion of his prized car collection, has already taken place (click for photos of Jermaine Dupri's home and cars).

Federal agents recently staged a raid at two of the hip-hop producer's Atlanta residences, carting away furniture, computers and cars, according to a report from CBS Atlanta, which cited an unidentified source close to the seizure. Atlanta's IRS field office declined to confirm the raid, since records of seizure are not considered public record. What is public record, however, is the amount of Dupri's debt. According to a federal tax lien filed in Forsythe Superior Court in Atlanta and obtained by MTV News, Dupri (whose real name is Jermaine Dupri Mauldin) owes $2,541,865.

Dupri declined to comment on the seizure, but did dispute the amount owed. "The numbers are wrong," Dupri said in a statement to MTV News, "and the truth will soon be shown."

...I read this in Scott Keith's Raw rant, and then saw in this indy news....

Quote:The LWE released the following, along with the results: "The Sandman, Chris Candido, and Sunny were so drunk that Sunny passed out in the ring. Sandman fell off chairs doing his usual entrance. Candido could barely walk and stumbled everywhere and just fell down. Due to this, the LWE has officially stripped Chris Candido of the LWE Title and it remains vacant."