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  Vaginas are disgusting - How do you walk around with them?
Posted by: Galt - 10-07-2002, 02:23 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (156)

So this girl I’m with has gone to the doctor a few times in the last few years and had cell scrapes that came up with potential cancerous cells. Then they had to get tested, and always came back negative. However the scare was always there.

She was told by her new doctor that if she just went in and had a whole layer of skin taken off from the inside, that she wouldn’t have these scares anymore.

So they did that on Thursday, but it’s all nasty down there now. And I mean REAL nasty!!!!!

For three weeks, she’s going to have nasty fucking discharges. She’s gotta put this peanut butter type goop in her cookie to heal the cuts, or burns or whatever the Hell they did down there.

She goes through like 5 panty liners a day because her coo keeps discharging the goopy slimy mush.

Not only that, but while they were down there, and she would be out of commission for three weeks, she also had a mole removed down near her Asshole.

So, now she’s got a perennially slimy snatch with goopy butter dripping out of it, not to mention two stitches in her Asshole that make it difficult to wipe the proper way, and an all together disgusting looking loin area that makes me want to vomit and recoil in terror when I see it.

And she slept in my bed last night, so I really need to burn those sheets.

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  Rainy days
Posted by: Hey Ladi - 10-07-2002, 01:41 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (19)

Do you like the rain? What do you like to do? Run in it, hide from it?

I think most days are better without people around anyway, but the rain seems to bring out the bad drivers. They act weird & screw up everyone else.

But otherwise the rain is nice. I'm not a big fan of brightness, so a nice overcast day is welcome every so often. :thumbs-up: I also don't like to go out in it, I don't like it getting on me.

Do you find it harder to work on rainy days or sunny days?

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  Hey sleeper...
Posted by: virgingrrl - 10-07-2002, 12:27 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (35)

have a great day and such :bouncer:

i hope everyone else has a good day too.
come on its monday, smile :-)

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  The perfect number of icecubes - In a 16 oz glass of cold soda
Posted by: Galt - 10-06-2002, 09:58 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (31)

is exactly three.

Actually, this should be titled "the only acceptable number of ice cubes"

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  Get the led out
Posted by: Arthur Dent - 10-06-2002, 08:21 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (12)

Quote:DAZED AND CONFUSED
Studio Version

Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Lots of people talkin', few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah
You hurt and abused tellin' all of your lies
Run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize
Sweet little baby, I don't know where you've been
Gonna love you baby, here I come again
Every day I work so hard, bringin' home my hard-earned pay
Try to love you baby, but you push me away
Don't know where you're goin', only know just where you've been
Sweet little baby, I want you again
(Guitar Solo)
Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will
Tongue wag so much when I send you the bill, oh yeah, alright

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  Yankees lose thuuuuuuhhhh yankees lose!! - Ahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Posted by: JerseyThunder - 10-06-2002, 04:18 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (40)

Best sign of the series and it said it all, "Half the payroll, twice the heart!"

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  Fucking shit ass memory card - God fucking damnit
Posted by: fbd - 10-06-2002, 01:11 AM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (4)

my fucking memory card for my GC sucks royal monkey ass. last week, it constantly lost my fucking madden season after i was kicking ass and playing well, and now it loses my animal crossing file. third party peripherals are the worst quality things ever made

fuck fuck crapp-a-dee shit

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  Fucking shit ass memory card - God fucking damnit
Posted by: fbd - 10-06-2002, 01:11 AM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (4)

my fucking memory card for my GC sucks royal monkey ass. last week, it constantly lost my fucking madden season after i was kicking ass and playing well, and now it loses my animal crossing file. third party peripherals are the worst quality things ever made

fuck fuck crapp-a-dee shit

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  I want:
Posted by: virgingrrl - 10-05-2002, 08:27 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (85)

grilled cheese.
a snapple.
some one to shave my legs, im lazy. (is it possible to higher someone to do that?)
my sheets to jump out of the dryer, run up ther stairs and put themselves back on my bed.
a new watermelon chapstick. mines all gone Undecided
a ride to the liquor store, im still lazy.

what do you want?

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  I just found...
Posted by: The Sleeper - 10-05-2002, 10:49 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (65)

a deli that sells sausage egg and cheese rolls 24/7. I will now be spending much more time there than here. Thank you.

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