<font size=2>Comrade Galov,

I am in the Czech Republic at an Internet cafe composing this message. A curse on you and all your horde, you apologist. The West has triumphed. The Reds are dead, except for you, and when I get back to the States I intend to wipe your blood from my hands.

Meanwhile, I drink beer and eat good bread and walk these old, cobbled streets, the same streets that Kafka, Mahler, and Mozart walked upon. Everywhere I look I see your face mocking me. Stop mocking me! The next time I see your face I will have to smash it...for God and country.

This town has six synagogues and about six Jews...one Jew for every synagogue. Prague used to have a thriving Jewish community before it moved to Massapequa. Thanks to people like you, Coca Cola is the universal drink. I haven't been to a McDonalds yet, but I know they're here.

A gourmet meal costs $30 or $40 here, but in New York it would cost about $100 or more. Even this is beyond the budget of most Czechs. Prague isn't for Czechs anymore, but for tourists.

How is work? Say hello to all the reptiles.

Kravitz</font>

<marquee>your mom fucked your dad...what a whore.</marquee>

Hello I would like to welcome myself. I'm looking forward to sharing my worldly knowledge with you all.

Any of you ever introduce food into sex?

I've used chocolate syrup and whipped cream and honey before.

Anyone use anything weird? Like artichoke hearts or anything? What foods are the best?



And no, I don't want to know if you've fucked a jelly donut either. I mean food with a partner.

Do you hide your computer porn?

I have porn on both computers, my work, and my home. My home computer I obviously don't hide because I don't give a shit. Besides, no one else uses it.

But my work computer, I have to hide it.

Have any of you been caught looking at porn at work? If so, what happened?

This guy wants to massacre and torture little Malaysian people and burn them all to the stake! I can't believe someone could hate someone who's done nothing!

Post here your fantasy questions and myself or anyone else who wishes to dish our their fantasy wisdom will grace you with their advice.

I'll start by posing a question.

I recently acquired the Big Unit and Tejada for A-Rod and Mulder. I'm quite strong in pitching now with Astacio, RJ, Buehrle, and Ortiz my starters and Fogg and Rogers on my bench.

With Santiago, Nevin (coming off injury), Alfonzo, Aramis Ramirez, and Tejada rounding out my infield and Sanders, Luis Gonz, Ichiro, and Ruben Sierra rounding out my outfield I could use a little upgrade in the offense.

I was proposed Soriano, Giles, and Sweeney for RJ, Ichiro and Fonzie.

Would you do it?



Edited By Keyser Soze on July 12 2002 at 3:48

A peek at Sluggo's life 40 years from now?

**Don't click on the link if you're being watched over at work...
Is this the person Reefer Madness warned us about?

I especially like how she's upbeat--despite the fact she has AIDS!!!

Sesame Street to introduce HIV-positive Muppet
Thu Jul 11, 6:23 PM ET
By Bernie Woodall

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sesame Street will soon introduce its first HIV ( news - web sites)-positive Muppet character to children of South Africa, where one in nine people have the virus that can lead to AIDS ( news - web sites).

The upbeat female Muppet will join "Takalani Sesame" on September 30 for its third season on the South African Broadcasting Corporation.

The character -- which has yet to have a name or final colour or form -- will travel to many if not all of the eight other nations that air versions of the educational children's show that began in the United States in 1969, said Joel Schneider, vice president and senior adviser to the Sesame Street Workshop.

Schneider said talks are under way to introduce an HIV-positive character to U.S. viewers.

Schneider announced the new character this week at the 14th International AIDS Conference in Barcelona, Spain, where he spoke by telephone on Thursday.

"This character will be fully a part of the community," Schneider said. "She will have high self-esteem. Women are often stigmatised about HIV and we are providing a good role model as to how to deal with one's situation and how to interact with the community."

The program is aimed at children from 3 to 7 and the messages delivered by the new character will be "appropriate," said Schneider, meaning that there will be no explicit mention of sex.

"Not every show will deal explicitly with HIV/AIDS," Schneider said. "We want to show that here is an HIV-positive member of our community who you can touch and interact with.

"We will be very careful to fashion our messages so they are appropriate to the age group. What do I do when I cut my finger? What do I do when you cut your finger? That sort of thing."

"Takalani Sesame" will be the second children's show in South Africa to have an HIV-positive character. But it is believed to be the first among shows designed for preschoolers, said Beatrice Chow, spokeswoman for the Sesame Street Workshop in New York.

In some parts of South Africa, 40 percent of women of child-bearing age are infected with HIV, and in 2000, about 40 percent of adult deaths in South Africa were attributed to AIDS, according to the U.S. State Department.

A boy goes to his mother and says "ma, ma, sis got her first period!" Mother asks, "now why on earth would you know something like that?" The boy replies: "Because dad's cock tastes like blood."