I got this from Espn.com. Don't worry. He'll beat the charges and lead the league in scoring again.

Quote:Charges against Philadelphia 76ers star Allen Iverson and his uncle Gregory Iverson

Allen Iverson

Criminal trespass, felony, two counts

Criminal conspiracy, felony, one count

Violation of the Uniform Firearms Act, felony, one count

Violation of the Uniform Firearms Act, misdemeanor, one count

Simple assault, misdemeanor, two counts

Terroristic threats, misdemeanor, two counts

Unlawful restraint, misdemeanor, two counts

False imprisonment, misdemeanor, two counts

Possession of an instrument of crime, misdemeanor, one count

Gregory Iverson

Criminal trespass, felony, two counts

Criminal conspiracy, felony, one count

Simple assault, misdemeanor, two counts

Terroristic threats, misdemeanor, two counts

Unlawful restraint, misdemeanor, two counts

False imprisonment, misdemeanor, two counts

-- Associated Press

Wolfgang Petersen is planning a "World's Finest" movie for Summer 2004. The question is, which characters should be in it, and who should play whom?

Petersen has said that there will be three major female roles in it - Lois is one, obviously. I'm guessing Selina Kyle is th other.... the two love interests. But who is the third? Barbara Gordon? Kara/Supergirl? Lana Lang? Harley Quinn? Wonder Woman? Mercy, Luthor's bodyguard?

Luthor and Joker would probably be the heavies in it.

Petersen also mentioned Matt Damon as a possibility for someone, but isn't a firm casting choice.

My suggestions:

Supes should be young, while Bats should be older; more grizzled.

Joker - Jude Law or Ewan McGregor

Batman/Bruce Wayne - Viggo Mortensen, Guy Pearce, Vince Vaughn, Dennis Quaid

Superman - Luke Wilson, John Travolta, Dylan McDermott

Lex Luthor - Kevin Spacey, Michael Ironside


Any ideas for the females?

WOOO HOOO! They're coming back. Short tour though it looks like. Supposedly they're touring with And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead. Thank God Grohl isn't touring again this time, maybe now real fans will get to see them.

I am DEFINATLY goin to the Philly show, and maybe even the Boston or DC shows. There's a week inbetween Boston and Toronto, so maybe jsut MAYBE, they will hit NY for a date or two.


Sun 07/28/02 Nigata, JPN Fuji Rock Festival
Fri 08/30/02 Washington, DC 9:30 Club
Sat 08/31/02 Philadelphia, PA Electric Factory
Sun 09/01/02 Boston, MA Avalon
Sat 09/07/02 Toronto, ON Kool Haus (formerly Warehouse)
Mon 09/09/02 Detroit, MI State Theatre
Tue 09/10/02 Cleveland, OH Agora Theatre
Sun 09/15/02 Chicago, IL Riviera Theatre
Tue 09/17/02 Milwaukee, WI The Rave
Fri 09/20/02 St. Louis, MO The Pageant
Sat 09/21/02 Columbia, MO Blue Note

Driver's Ed

Just realized if I took the road test today I'd probably fail. To be a good driver, you break most of the rules.

This is the last thread he should ever post in......

I don't want to beat a dead horse......
but after reviewing the scores of contestants in the '02 WOW contest, I must beg the Ladies of the board.
Never ever ever ever get implants.

There were so many pretty girls (ok who am i kidding, but a few) who damaged themselves with boob jobs.

YES they might look nice with clothes on,
but naked you see.....

* cockeyed nipples
* scars
* nipples 3 inches higher than they should be
* foot and a half gap between the breasts
* boobs shaped like stop signs
* boobs that looked like skin stretched over halved cantalopes.

ooooooh and when you get to touch em, rock hard boobs are just soooo hot.
even if they look ok, and aren't stretched too tight you still get to feel the bag floating around when you grab them

please..... say no to implants.

i feel so bad about all of the anger lately. i just want to fit in and be loved!!! please love me!! i will be good, i promise. LOVE ME!!!!

Oreo!!

You're 90 today! WOW!

Amazing how the one thing in life thats supposed to be great can scare the everloving shit out of you. I got a hummer from my ex and I am not kidding, I broke out in cold sweats. I thought it was going to be the end of my manhood. I had to have sobered up faster than it takes Arpi to get on peoples nerves. As a precaution, I had to hold her hair as an emergency brake. I actually convinced myself that I would be able to know in time to yank her head off before she did the devious deed. I have to stop reading Star Wars books, they could have gotten me in deep shit.

Have any of you people ever gone through shit like this? I have to make sure never to be drunk in the same state as her again.