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Kid Afrika
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Damn, it's lunch time already?

Hey kids, I got good news today, cable modem is available in my new apartment. I'll be getting it installed on Monday. :) :) :) Now all I have to do is get my phone and electricity turned on, and I'll be all set. Fucking priorities man...


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Don't shed a tear for me nigga I ain't happy here
I hope they bury me and send me to my rest
Headlines readin MURDERED TO DEATH, my last breath
Take a look picture a crook on his last stand
Motherfuckers don't understand, if I die tonight

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Damn, Buttmunch gets a chick for 4000 posts and I didn't get a damn thing for my 5000th post. Ahhh fuck it...back to work...


That's because I'm a really nice guy Corpse, and you are just a scumbag.

Thanks Spit, much appreciated.

Metal has become the commando poster?


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!
<



Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



weinie
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
i just shot a load... whos hungry?

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Well Buttmunch You do have a point. I won't deny being a scumbag...so when are we gonna get a new useless fact of the day???


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


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spitfire421
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
awww. Corpse, sweetie ;), sorry you feel left out...here's a belated piece of ass:


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)




This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-10-01 @ 3:28 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

i just shot a load... whos hungry?



With that and 2 slices of bread and your mom could have lunch.

Damn that's a sweet X Spit! :)






Half assing it.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 5-10-01 @ 12:56 PM
Dan
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Holy fucking crap! I have been working for 4 days straight...how the fuck do people do this?!?

I get a free moment and Dream hasn't even gotten off her lazy ass to post here...true slacker, I guess...

WB Metal.

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

She can't stop shaking and I can t stop touching her and.....
This time when kindness falls like rain
It washes her away and Anna begins to change her mind
"these seconds when I'm shaking leave me shuddering
for days" she says.
And I'm not ready for this sort of thing


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Why is it the chick has the best girly pics?

I feel I should be dissapointed in that but I'm not.


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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Um, Lt. Dan, she already posted today. She's out sick and won't be partaking today.


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
spitfire421
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Why is it the chick has the best girly pics?


Hey, what can I say, I've got good taste in women :)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hey, what can I say, I've got good taste in women


Isolate that!

Afternoon all...did anyone hear fat cabby say that "Jersey repeats this year"...DW would like to hear that we're sure...

anyway wassap all you slackers???




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Dan
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
I know Dream is out sick...I was trying to bust her chops but it came out completely wrong. I suck. All this work has begun to effect my ability to effectively pick on Dream....arrrrrggh

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

She can't stop shaking and I can t stop touching her and.....
This time when kindness falls like rain
It washes her away and Anna begins to change her mind
"these seconds when I'm shaking leave me shuddering
for days" she says.
And I'm not ready for this sort of thing


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Dan don't worry it could be worse you could be gay...




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Wait, you mean Dan's not gay?

Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
We said "could be"...anything is possible...

If he is his day just got worse...
If he isn't his day is a little better...






"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
spitfire421
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I think Sean is handsome...


Doesn't this say it all?????
:)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Dan
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
You guys are absolutely right. If I were gay then I wouldn't be able pick on Dream for being out sick, thus then I wouldn't screw it up, thus then I wouldn't suck so much.

OK, that made no sense. I'm too lazy to go back and make it make sense.

I'm not gay, but I don't think it would effect my day either way.

And, Sean wrote that part of my status, so go figure...

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

She can't stop shaking and I can t stop touching her and.....
This time when kindness falls like rain
It washes her away and Anna begins to change her mind
"these seconds when I'm shaking leave me shuddering
for days" she says.
And I'm not ready for this sort of thing


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
spitfire421
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
awww, poor Dan...we all know that you're not geeeeyyy :)



I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-10-01 @ 3:29 PM
Rog2K
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Rog, you have to go through an extensive 9 week boot camp before you can be considered for the squad. There are multiple requirements that need to be met.


DAMN! I forgot the sarcasm tags again!

Hey Spit, a deep, personal, heartfelt thanks from someone who doesn't have time to find his own pics of chicks...


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-George Carlin

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Wait Spit, it's a broken link.

(Or was that the joke, that there isn't a picture of Dan Being Straight?)


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm not gay, but I don't think it would effect my day either way.


You don't think it would affect your day if you had a cock in your ass? I'm guessing it would affect your day in a BIG way.

Arthur Dent
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Slacking today. YES!!!

OK, I worked 24 HOURS STRAIGHT on Tuesday. Finally, I'm back here with a nice new slacking thread to hang in.



'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You come to slack now?!?!? Boy are you ass backwards!!!!


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
spitfire421
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Arthur, long time no see...

I am so sick of stupid people...someone was just trying to tell me that Weezer's a good band because they are in a lot of magazines...LMBHO (laughing my Buddy Holly off)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-10-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm taking it upon myself to close the thread tonight. If you keep leaving the lights on over night we'll never be able to afford the electric bill.

So good night everybody.


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!


This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 5-10-01 @ 5:06 PM


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