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Dan
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
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quote:

Dissapointing sex??? ha.. are you testing me?

Why give you a test when I already know you will fail?

So, they gave me a part-time assistant but now it seems like I spend more time figuring out things for him to do, setting them up, and monitoring him while he does it than I would if I just did it myself....

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spitfire421
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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GW, in that situation, that's why they call them coyote ugly, you gotta chew off your arm to get the hell away from the bitch LOL

ladi, just be on your guard for the c-blockers :) ...speaking of your name, I just saw that Dr. Dirty's playing @ Birch hill soon (I think July)

Buttmunch, is there ever anything interesting going on here???


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-15-01 @ 10:07 AM
Opie696
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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ok everyone, i dont think ill be checkin in at lucnh today, too much work to do.


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
Dan
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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quote:

And yes I love a challange, Bring it Dan

Ok, be at my apartment at 5:30 tomorrow. Be sure to stretch out beforehand and bring a change of clothes. You'll be staying over, so bring food and a blanket.

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DreamWeaver
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
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I have yet to fail my friend. But if you are saying you can't provide me with the proper equipment (i.e. a penis), I understand.

ppsstt...Its ok to come out of that closet, you can even keep the dress on. We are here for you when you are ready.


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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heyladiladi
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
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I thought the C-block Team was funny. That's why I picked him to adopt me. ;)

Adopted by RonRedDog

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I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
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Oh, I guess you provide the shovel now instead of the BYOS...moving up in the world, Dan?

Dan
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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Oh, I see...you can't hang so you resort to the NJStrawberry-Dan-Is-Gay Defense...

You're just jealous cause I look better in a skirt than you do, Dream...

And, Doc, why get dirty when there is soo much water around?
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This message was edited by Dan on 5-15-01 @ 10:18 AM
o&aswallow
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
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Dan, you better surrender why you still can. I think Dream is primed to kick some ass today.

Well I just got my new toy, an IPAQ, so I need to reboot here. See ya all later.


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DreamWeaver
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
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I find it hard to belive you look better than me in a skirt, but is that something you should be bragging about?


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Dan
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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I'm not bragging...just stating a fact.

And what's wrong with wearing a kilt?? You should have seen the hottie I hooked up with during a St. Patrick's Day Parade with that Kilt on...too bad her boyfriend showed up and rooned everything...

Did I go to far? I never seem to know... ;)

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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
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You want to go in the water near Hoboken...then you are a braver (or stupider) man than I. I defy anyone to go in the Hudson wearing less than an Outbreak-style suit and return to dry land with the same number of appendages.
Oh, and Dream, Dan does look damn fine in a skirt

Drunken GW
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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Now this is slacking...Seemed like all you folks have been doing a little to much work recently.

Dan in a skirt, looking better then Dream???? Now if he was wearing heels........maybe.:)





Half assing it.
spitfire421
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
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No, Dan, Dream definitely looks better in a skirt, although you do have lovely taste in jewelry in this pic LMAOCWCKA


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-15-01 @ 10:32 AM
Kid Afrika
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Spit, you are starting to scare me...


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Don't shed a tear for me nigga I ain't happy here
I hope they bury me and send me to my rest
Headlines readin MURDERED TO DEATH, my last breath
Take a look picture a crook on his last stand
Motherfuckers don't understand, if I die tonight

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Jesus I had the chance to beat the snot out of Dan and I didn't do it???:) It's over with now, and now the jokes are actually funny when I look back on it.





Half assing it.
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:46 AM      
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LOL..Spit, thats an awesome pic of Dan..thanx for making me laugh out loud today.

quote:

too bad her boyfriend showed up and rooned everything...


Do you always hook up with girls that have boyfriends?


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Dan
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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Well, GW, I was gonna tell you at the party but I knew Dream wanted to hook-up with ya and I didn't want to roon it for her by making you all pissed off...

I didn't want to C-Block her...

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spitfire421
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
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huh? what'd I do? I thought we were all having fun.....


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
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Actually Dream was being nice, I thought it was a kind gesture for her to introduce herself to me. Knowing me I would have just sat there filling my body with 12 ouncers, getting even more effed up then I was.

Did you make the C-Blocker team since Metal has resigned his position?





Half assing it.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 5-15-01 @ 10:56 AM
Dan
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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quote:

Do you always hook up with girls that have boyfriends?
Well, only when I can't find a married woman...

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posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
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hey everyone
once again i dont know what ur talking bout and frankly i dont care

WHATEVER BEN

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DreamWeaver
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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GW..it was the least I could do. I am glad we met. Don't listen to Dan, he's just cranky cause he hasn't had a good, quality banging in a while


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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spitfire421
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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amy, it's much better that way LOL

I think it's time for one of you creative mother-effers to come up with a new c-blocking team sig... a homewrecker team one wouldn't be a bad idea either :)


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
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quote:

a homewrecker team one wouldn't be a bad idea either


Dan, Metal.....who else????





Half assing it.


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