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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Gee, it's crowded in here.


Chef Corpse Boyardee brought the food!
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Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Isn't it always?


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


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spitfire421
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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well, I guess we're the out-crowd :)


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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The out crowd...cool! I want out!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Metalfan
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Slacking 7: The Out-house?

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Crowding into an outhouse with you guys...that sure beat work
Says something about my job, eh?

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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Damn Doc, you must have a shitty job if you'd rather be in an outhouse with us slobs...and so what if we're the out crowd...fuck it


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


E-Mail Me


spitfire421
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
LOL, some things never change :)

edit---WOO-HOO! How do I get rewarded for my slacking??? I just got another raise!!!!!! my boss said I'm a great self-starter and she knows the office is in good shape when she's gone :) :) :) Define irony...


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-16-01 @ 5:00 PM
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
:Opens the door with the key they stole off Corpse while he was in a drunken stupor:
Gee hope we don't get in trouble for this...
:Leaves note for spit:
Hey that sounds great spit...
:Puts on the coffee and hides behind the couch until someone else comes in:




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Dan
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
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OK a couple High School Kids beat us to opening this up...that's slacking taken to the ultimate...congrats!

sf421:Contrary to popular belief, Irony is not rain on your wedding day or a black fly in your Chardonay. There are a couple definitions of irony, but I think this is the one that applies to your situation:

3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

CONGRATULATIONS!


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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
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Slack Your Way to Success
A new self-help book by K1d, Spit and Corpse
The guide for succeeding by not trying...lol

Office Space should be required viewing for all business courses...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
thank you dan...we must say that you have all set fabulous examples for us...




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning campers. No slacking today, cause I have to leave at 12. Goin to a wedding this weekend. So when you guys are trying to slack this afternoon and tomorrow, I will think about you while I am sittin around drinkin my beer.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Good morning, good morning! It is great when Thursdays are your Fridays huh Maynard......I get a raise the end of the month, but it's only 2.3%...damn union contracts! But congrats to you Spit.





Half assing it.
SNAKEBITE
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning faggots!! Are we gonna get any fuckin rain today or what ?

Congrats Spit on the raise, put that money away for that kid your planning. hehehehe

MK have fun at the wedding, is the batchlor party tonite?

Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good morning tools.

Is it ironic that this is Thursday? Ponder that.


Chef Corpse Boyardee brought the food!
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Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Get this, his bachelor party was Sat nite, but I couldnt make it, and neither could the best man because he lives in GA. But, we're gonna give him a second one tonight.
Should be interesting.

SNAKEBITE
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
That the spirit!!! Sometimes those are the best ones. Have fun and be safe.

Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
SNAKEBITE
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
What day should it be BM. Earth Day? lol



Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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Mornin Folks....Congrats on the raise Spit!! You are the ultimate slacker and deserve some sort of reward...Anything in particular you'd like today?

Dan - what did you end up having for dinner? I'm sure your laziness kicked in and wound up at BurgerKing, right?


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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spitfire421
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning tools...oh, maybe I shouldn't call you that or you'll go off on me LOL

Thanks for you congrats

Maynard, have fun @ the wedding :)

Is it ironic that today is Bob Saget's birthday?


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:33 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
morning fellow slackers. so hows everyone this morning? Hope it rains like hell today so the pollen count goes down.


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
spitfire421
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
hmmmmm....just think of something special Dream ;)


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hope this will do, I didnt want to get in trouble for posting pics of boys!!
Congrats!!!



Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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spitfire421
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
very pretty :) nice piece, too


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)


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