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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Morning Folks.

I hate these god damn allergies. I feel like I'm suffocating today.

How's everyone else?




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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
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Someone slacking on their first post? That is someone who should be committed, I mean is committed. Welcome Ricky




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Dan
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Um, I was told by that "source material" that what you speak of never happened, but I'm sure you would know better than me or her. Oh well. Whatever.

But, that's all old news and so insignificant that I'm sorry I ever brought it up. I'm too happy right now to play this game.

Bottom line, I don't need the HGW cause I'm gonna be busy drinking heavily in hopes of becoming funny again...

Anyway, I was having a discussion with someone who didn't think that a guy could get AIDS from having anal with a girl. I can't think of a concieveable reason why that could possibly be true. I'm not going crazy am I?

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Ronreddog
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
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quote:

Maybe some of the experts on this board can show me the ropes.


Dan, it is rather simple actually. You must state for the record with the woman that your intentions are simply to bang the ever-loving S out of them, nothing more. There can be no committment of any kind.

It has to be a mutual understanding. She gives you what you are lacking, and you return the favor. Nothing more to it. No wining or dining, unless you both are hungry and want to drink first.

I plan on writing a book later this year, entitled: "The Art of C-Blocking".

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o&aswallow
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
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Hosp, to bad we are a prudish society. If you could walk around all day with a vag on your face, those allergies would be a breeze.

A first post slacker??? Management material? (I better watch out, Ricky might be my replacement)


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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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well now im in comp class and i have a SUB
things are looking up for me

how bout we have a convo to help me pass my math class and final so i can graduate

everyone is coming to my gradutaion, right?

WHATEVER BEN

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THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Um, I was told by that "source material" that what you speak of never happened, but I'm sure you would know better than me or her. Oh well. Whatever.

But, that's all old news and so insignificant that I'm sorry I ever brought it up. I'm too happy right now to play this game.



Hmmm, Dan, guilty conscience? I forgot the [self-deprecating humor][/self-deprecating humor] tags I guess.

You're a lot like Amy. We don't really care about your life.


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o&aswallow
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
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Amy, if you are depending on us to help you graduate, God help you.

We will be at the party. There will be an unlimited supply of teen babes there, right?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

You're a lot like Amy. We don't really care about your life.



buttmunch
that is THE oldest line
i think its time to retire it so it can never be said again

WHATEVER BEN

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THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Brazilian Men!
i am a squirrel in need of a beer!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

We will be at the party. There will be an unlimited supply of teen babes there, right?



yeah my friends will all be there

anyone want to take my math final for me, and pass
i wanna get the fuck outa this school

WHATEVER BEN

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THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Brazilian Men!
i am a squirrel in need of a beer!
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Good afternoon all...how's it hangin??





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MashedPotatohead
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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Hi Everybody, fssfdfsf/werjr////////////////////VN

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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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Hey MPH, if you are coming to the party, could you please bring me a copy of the "Hall of Fame" ceremony we went to in Vegas? I really need to have a memento from that great night.




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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Afternoon everyone, whats everyone up to tonight? I, being the broke sonovabitch i am, Is doing nothing tonight except goin to foundry chat.


IM NOT TAKIN ANYONES BULLSHIT ANYMORE!!
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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quote:

Afternoon everyone, whats everyone up to tonight? I, being the broke sonovabitch i am, Is doing nothing tonight except goin to foundry chat.



Hope your saving your had earned money for the anniversary party.

I think I'm gonna do my usual Friday thing..you know a couple of 'hos, a couple of cases of Dom, an eight-ball of coke, having the midget chef come over and grillin' me some steak. Damn this economy is killin' my party time

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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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I'm going down to the Arby's near NYU and having a nice Roast Beef sandwich, I haven't had Arby's in about 7 years so it's just a little treat.




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This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 5-4-01 @ 12:22 PM
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
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quote:

I'm going down to the Arby's near NYU and having a nice Roast Beef sandwich, I haven't had Arby's in about 7 years so it's just a little treat.



AHHHH, Hospitaliano - Arby's a treat???? That's a gourmet meal. White Castles, that's a treat!!! ;)

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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
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I do white castles once a year, I can't handle it more then that. It takes that long to work it's way out of my system.

I used to have an Arby's near my house when I was a kid and went there all the time. I found out about the one down there when I went to a Junior NYU law program at NYU. But I havent gone since I was 17. I'm looking forward to it.





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o&aswallow
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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MPH and Hosp. A comprehensive retrospective of each of your lives should be an immediate priority for both of you. Arby's and White Castle, even if they do bring back fond childhood memories, must NOT be the highlight of ones day.


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
HummerLovin
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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Hey! First time poster, long time reader... It's kinda nice in here.. Maybe i'll chill with you dawgs next week...
As for now, one more patient then its off to happy hour!! Waaafuckin Hooooo!!!! TGIF!!!




"Exams are over and I am happy! So, if i'm mean, it just means that you're an asshole!"


o&aswallow
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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One can never complain about a hummer on a Friday afternoon. Welcome. Hang in there, you will survive that last hour


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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quote:

MPH and Hosp. A comprehensive retrospective of each of your lives should be an immediate priority for both of you. Arby's and White Castle, even if they do bring back fond childhood memories, must NOT be the highlight of ones day



C'mon man - You're bringing me down. All I need is one thing to make me happy everyday and it's all good.

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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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I'm not making plans tonight because I have too much planned for this weekend. There is the Mets game and Anniverary party tomorrow. Dentist and movies sunday. So I'm taking it easy tonight, eating dinner at Arby's, then going home to watch "Making The Band" on TGIF.




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MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm not making plans tonight because I have too much planned for this weekend. There is the Mets game and Anniverary party tomorrow. Dentist and movies sunday. So I'm taking it easy tonight, eating dinner at Arby's, then going home to watch "Making The Band" on TGIF.



I hope I don't F up your 'great' plans, but I read last week that the show was getting crappy rating and is on hiatus. You may want to spend an extra hour at Arby's to complete your night ;)

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Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

then going home to watch "Making The Band" on TGIF.


You really watch that?






"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...


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