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Kid Afrika
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
ron, do you have any shame?


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Don't shed a tear for me nigga I ain't happy here
I hope they bury me and send me to my rest
Headlines readin MURDERED TO DEATH, my last breath
Take a look picture a crook on his last stand
Motherfuckers don't understand, if I die tonight

Arthur Dent
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Lately, this thread has reminded me of those time-delayed conversations from "2001".

Is it still using if you say:








'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.
Ronreddog
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well, the end to another shitty Monday! Have a good evening slackers!

Kid, I tell it like it is! I love ALL the women of oa.com!

E-Mail Me


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

I have adopted heyladiladi as of 5/14/01

Please WOW this bully today!
Ronreddog
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
WOW! I closed the thread yesterday, and get to open it today! When did I become the gatekeeper? :)

Anyway, good morning slackers! I am off to a meeting at 9, but will check in when I return.

Happy Hummer Tuesday! LET'S GO DEVILS!

E-Mail Me


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

I have adopted heyladiladi as of 5/14/01

Please WOW this bully today!
o&aswallow
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Sure, leave it up to management to open up this morning. Slackers, can never count on them.

Morning all ( or did everyone call out this morning???)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
atomic punk
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning Ron, OAS. Question. Is it still considered slacking if there's no one else at the office to see you slack?



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm forced to anti-slack this morning, so I expect the thread to grow by atleast 5 pages while I'm gone...unlike the 1 when I'm here!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Ronreddog
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Is it still considered slacking if there's no one else at the office to see you slack?


A slacker is a slacker, regardless of who is around! ;)

E-Mail Me


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

I have adopted heyladiladi as of 5/14/01

Please WOW this bully today!
Dan
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
I can actually post here today...I'm sure you all are thrilled.

Is it a character flaw that I refuse to even listen to my voicemail?

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

She can't stop shaking and I can t stop touching her and.....
This time when kindness falls like rain
It washes her away and Anna begins to change her mind
"these seconds when I'm shaking leave me shuddering
for days" she says.
And I'm not ready for this sort of thing


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Stupid, stupid boss...
Let's take the college kid who doesn't like to do a lot of work anyway and have him sit in a lab where no other "real" employees can see him slack off and look at the internet all day.
I can't belive he wants me to leave my cubicle and work here for the next few days...bwa ha ha



This message was edited by Doc Smith on 5-15-01 @ 8:57 AM
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Good moring fellow slackers. I trust everyone slept well last night. Hey Ron the Devils are gonna make 2-0 after tonight. Lets go Devils!


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Good Mornin Tools....Holy shit is that Doc Smith??? Welcome sir.

Nice to see you around Dan. Does this mean I get to make fun of you all day??


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Dan
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Of course you can make fun of me Dream...what makes today different than any other day?

For some reason I thought Doc Smith had better things to do than waste away in here... I'm dissappointed and excited all at once...kinda like how sex with Dream must feel like...



_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

She can't stop shaking and I can t stop touching her and.....
This time when kindness falls like rain
It washes her away and Anna begins to change her mind
"these seconds when I'm shaking leave me shuddering
for days" she says.
And I'm not ready for this sort of thing


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
What better things could I have to do, send in Instant Feedbacks all day long? :)

Dan
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
BURN!!!!!


_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
o&aswallow
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm dissappointed and excited all at once...kinda like how sex with Dream must feel like...



Wha...what???? Dissapointed??? Ponderous, f'n ponderous.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
spitfire421
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning everyone, ready to be used LOL

I, too, am planning on doing much slacking today (sorry capn)...not boss/no work (I hope):)


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Okay so I didn't set my alarm last night, and got into work an hour late.....now that's slacking!

Oh...good morning folks.





Half assing it.
o&aswallow
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Morning Spit. Every mans dream, a woman wanting to be used!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Good morning eveyone in the slacking world.

Anything interesting happening?


Chef Corpse Boyardee brought the food!
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Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



DreamWeaver
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Doc, You could always send IFs, or you could go on various radio shows claiming to be some sort of celebrity with comedic brilliance and fail miserably.

Dissapointing sex??? ha.. are you testing me?




Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Good Morning... Hi RedDog ;)

Dream, you sound like you love a challenge :)



Adopted by RonRedDog

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"I brought my Pencil.... Gimme somethin' to write on!"
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Is there a such thing as dissapointing sex?

Well I guess when you wake up from a night of drinking and smokin buds and see what's in bed next to you....that could be dissapointing....or would that be frightening???







Half assing it.
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
LOL...Lookey here....Its Dog's new victim....Lady, its o.k. to spank that dog when he's been bad, trust me he loves it!

And yes I love a challange, Bring it Dan


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-15-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Nah, not really my style...I'd rather get on a local radio show and have the only thing I remember to say be: FU Buttmunch

Not much going on here at all. I got a crash course in the operation of a piece of equipment yesterday by the person working on it on their last day...so I'm just taking stabs in the dark here hoping not to break something valueble



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