Ken when he moves to Paris
baguet in his ass and beret on his head
knows where his bread is buttered
toast always lands butter side down
yet Ken is always bottoms up
Quote:Oui Oui
...... cried the naught French maid
Quote:yet Ken is always bottoms up
For Metal's tongue bath
Edited By Ken'sPen on April 18 2002 at 09:18
......of the Master of the house.
Quote:Cinderfella
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
her.As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up.
Finally,at 5:00 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter, something or other...."