I hereby put you all on my Ignore List. Now, I am the most interesting and funny person here.

That is all.

that boys fucked

You are outside smoking a cigarette and watching an old lady water her front lawn. Then a mother with a curious little child walks by, the child begins to stare at the old lady as she waters her flowers. The mother lets the kid stand at stare at the old woman, the woman does not acknowledge the child... a clue perhaps?

The child's mind is infatuated as it now feels the need to approach the old lady and begin asking her questions, the old lady still refuses to even look at the kid. The mother stands there smiling, thinking it's so fuckin cute... then the old lady shows her how cute she thinks it is by turning the hose directly at the kid and her mother.

Now that is one of the funniest things I have ever been witness to and I shant ever forget it.

I bought my computer a few years ago and it came with a CD Writer and DVD drive. Recently, the CD drive conked out, but since the DVD drive doesn't burn either DVDs or CDs I'd like to pick up a replacement that can handle and burn both. Does anyone have any recommendations or things to look out for when I'm shopping?

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CRAP MY PANTS MCPANTSERTON!!!!1 HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

a 10 year old schwoogie call me "son", I don't know how to feel about that.

It was so shocking to me that I just had no comeback to it and now I feel owned by a fuckin toddler.

....for the flash chat guys, it works really well.

This should have been a part of the CDIH Olympics which we never did, but I had intended to donate a prize for. Starting right now, you may submit your entries in this thread. Deadline is next Wednesday at noon at which time I will post a poll for you to choose the winner. Sing as poorly or as well as you can because ultimately, it will be you and your fellow members that choose their favorite entry.

I may submit an entry, but I will be ineligible for my own prize. Obviously.

Good luck.

Current entries:
Gonzostyle-
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Danked-
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Hoon-
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The top 3 - 5 vote getters will be then put up for vote as the one we will choose.

In this idea thread...

You will post a great idea that will help boost activity at the board..

Then at the end of your post, you will explain why it won't work.. shooting your own idea down before arpi has a chance to.

Rendering him... litterally paralyzed, at least in this thread.





I'll start.



We could pool our money to but the domain name 'dinosaur.com'
that way we could lure in kids and trick them into sending us money for authentic dinosaur bones. but they won't be real dinosaur bones. they'll actually be petrified wood i'll fish out of a lake near my house.

but, that would never work.
because some 40 year old paleontologist would order one and figure out the scam.