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  A MOTHERFUCKING Thread
Posted by: Maynard - 04-18-2002, 06:19 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (14)

How many songs have "motherfucker" in them?



<center>BINGE AND PURGE
clutch

Perhaps it's just the way the light falls
But everything looks like a target to me
And I don't know where the gun is
But I'm certain that it's pointed at me

And in the jungle, retched jungle
They say the lion eats tonight
And all around it is a colliseum
Dripping with a voracious appetite

I say hey there, fella
Whose soul are you tormenting now?
Hey there, fella
Whose soul are you tormenting now?

In the course of all the previous events
It is evident that something's bound to happen
Come on, rear your ugly head to me
I've got nothing to lose but my apathy

The root of the problem has been isolated
The root of the problem has been isolated
The root of the problem has been isolated
The root of the problem has been isolated

Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down

Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down

Just try me
Just try me
What are you waiting for?

Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down
Come on, motherfucker
Let's go

Just rear your ugly fucking head
I'll put it on a platter
Just rear your ugly fucking head
I'll put it on a platter

Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down

Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's go

Hey there
Hey fella
Hey there
Hey fella

Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down

Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down

Just try me
Just try me
What are you waiting for?

Come on, motherfucker
Let's throw down
Come on, motherfucker
Let's go

I'll make you wish that you'd never been born
I'll make you wish that you'd never been born
I'll make you wish that you'd never been born
Come on, motherfucker
Let's go

Hey there
Hey fella
Hey there
Hey fella </center>

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  Fu to us foreign policy
Posted by: Arthur Dent - 04-18-2002, 04:21 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (105)

Enough is enough. Every time I turn on the news or read a paper I get more pissed off.

If Bush was even a little serious, Powell would have threatened to stop the 2 Billion dollars a year the US sends Isreal and would have an aircraft carrier sitting off of the coast. Then as soon as the Isreali's pulled out, send in UN peacekeeper troops backed by the US military to do in Palestinian territories what we did in Afghanistan.

Instead, it's all a stall while more human rights atrocities are commited. Heard an interview on the news this morning. A Palestinian doctor was forced to watch his newborn child die because the Isreali's wouldn't let the ambulances through. hell, they shot at the ambulances. Even the Isreali human rights groups are verifying that this is going on.

And in case anyone was wondering, not allowing the Red Cross in is a violation of international law. The kind of thing that would bring down stiff sanctions if it was most other nations.

It's one thing to defend yourself. It's another to punish an entire population by leveling their towns with the people still inside and destroying the entire infrastructure.

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  Asshole neighbors - No, not sean's
Posted by: LZMF1 - 04-18-2002, 03:30 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (14)

i would like to vent for a moment.

fuck you you indred jed toothless rat faced bastard!!!!!!!!!!
i hope that you and you entire family gets either AIDS or the ebola virus and just die all of you DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't win no matter what so eat shit and die. i can't wait to sell my house and move away so that you can rot away in your pathetic excuse for a house. calling the town and complaining about my dogs....for the 3rd fucking time!!!!!!
i had a 30footX12foot dog run put up beneath my deck so that you wouldn't accuse me of purposefully having my pets defecate on your driveway yet you still think of things to gripe about. i maintain it and keep it neat and tidy yet you call the town and say that i'm dumping dogshit on your property. come to think of it i should!!!!!

please do the world a favor and disappear!!




one last time............<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!</span>



Edited By LZMF1 on April 18 2002 at 12:57

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  Please let this movie not suck! - Please, please, please, please, please!
Posted by: Arthur Dent - 04-18-2002, 03:27 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (19)

Dragons vs. Apaches and tanks!!!

OK, today is the first I heard about this project.
Just look at this picture in the link.

Or this one:

Movie Poster

The trailer comes out on the net on Friday.
I REALLY hope this doesn't suck.

Thar be Dragons Here!!

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  Most anticipated show this summer.... - hell yeah motherfuckers!!!!!
Posted by: Spitfire - 04-18-2002, 03:20 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (41)

Lookey what I found Confusedmokey: Confusedmokey: Confusedmokey:

from QOTSA.com

Queens of the Stone Age Mini-tour:

5/29/2002 TLA Philadelphia PA United States
5/30/2002 The Bowery Ballroom New York NY United States
6/1/2002 Paradise Club Boston MA United States
6/2/2002 9:30 Club Washington DC United States

YAY!!!!! I may try to see all four shows....
this just fucking totally made me day :fuggin:



Edited By Spitfire on April 18 2002 at 11:56

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  Speaking of old!! - Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Hey Ladi - 04-18-2002, 02:05 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (18)

:bouncer: <table style=filter:glow(color=teal)>HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKITCHR4U</table> :bouncer:

Best of luck for your next year!!

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  Songs you're ashamed to like - Come on, fess up.....faggits!!
Posted by: Metalfan - 04-18-2002, 11:55 AM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (22)

I hate to say I find this a catchy little ditty :confused:

Don't Let Me Get Me - Pink


Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never
clean
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin'
right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else, yeah

LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Don't let me get me

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

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  Serious debate - The space program
Posted by: Arthur Dent - 04-18-2002, 11:39 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (28)

Just a little debate:

Should the billions of dollars given to the space program be redirected to social problems like poverty and education?

Pro:

The two greatest forces for the development of new technology in the 20th Century were war and the space program. Both have produced new technology that benefits every day life.

Space exploration also feeds our species need to explore and learn.

Con:

Billions of dollars are spent studying stars, planets, etc. gathering knowledge that has almost no practical application to everyday life.

At the same time, that money could be used for more immediate social concerns like poverty, homlessness, and the poor condition of our educational system.


What's your view?

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  Vh1c mtv2 and the newest mtv channel - Not too shabby
Posted by: LZMF1 - 04-18-2002, 11:30 AM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (12)

ok, i know that i'm not the youngest and not the oldest coughcoughsluggo,lunacoughcough member of this board.

i kinda need background noise when i'm wasting my days away around the house so i usually put the tv on.

vh1 classic is cool as hell! they played van halen unchained and motley crue live wire videos, both cool as hell and both would never be shown on regular MTV. those and many other kick ass vids can be seen on VH1C.

i've also heard that mtv will be launching yet another channel and that it's due to start airing next month. i wonder what that's all about.

i love satellite tv!!! this shit rules.

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  The one liners game - What to say in a fight?
Posted by: Lord Magus - 04-18-2002, 06:52 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (150)

This may flop, but I thought it might be fun...
We all know 'em, we all love 'em, those classic one-liners from action movies
Much like Bruce Willis said to Damon Wayans in the Last Boyscout,
Bruce: "..You have to say something cool before you hit somebody, so if you're about to clobber the bad guy with a surfboard you'd say.."
Damon: "Surf's up Pal"

Here's how it's gonna work.. much like a cross between the Word Association Game and Gonzo's What you really think thread, you throw out a fight scene one-liner appropriate to either the person or situation posted in the last response, and post either a brief fight scenario or a person well known to us (either famous or board member) for the next person to come up with a one-liner for. It should fit the situation or person in an action/comedic fashion, ie: If I posted "Bob Barker" something along the lines of "The Price is Wrong, Bitch!"

Ok.. let's see if this takes off or dies on the launch pad... here's the first:


Pee-Wee Herman



Edited By Lord Magus on April 18 2002 at 02:54

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