I'm in the market for a new car, and I was wondering if you guys thought a fully loaded Jetta or Passat is a chick car... People at work have told me they are, but I see more men on the road driving them than I do girls.

In fact, the only DEFINITIVE "chick cars" I can think of are..

1) The Miata
2) The New Beetle
3) Sebring
4) PT Cruiser
5) Neon

How in the world does one deduce that the average human being eats 8 spiders while they are sleeping in their lifetime. Where would one possibly get this information. You can't survey people, because they don't know they ate the spiders being that they are sleeping. It's not like they X-ray everyone's stomach everyday to see exactly what they eat. Where the fuck did they come up with this? I've never eaten any spiders, EVER!!!

Bill Gates is Evil. More Proof?

Quote:The company's very public campaign against the idea of freely sharing its software blueprints, called source code, came to a head early last summer. Microsoft's notoriously outspoken chief executive, Steve Ballmer, told a reporter that a competing "open-source" system called Linux was "a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual-property sense to everything it touches."

CNET | DOWNLOAD DISPATCH (PC Edition)
April 16, 2002
Vol. 7, No. 16

Dirty downloads

There's been a lot of hysteria around bundled adware lurking in
the software we download. Here's something even more insidious.
I was surfing the Web for songs about Coatimundi (don't ask)
when I mistyped a URL into my browser. Instead of a "server not
found" message, it actually found a site corresponding to the
bad address I had typed. That site expanded to cover my screen,
and then the onslaught of pop-ups began. As fast as they would
appear, I would shut them down, but they kept coming.

I was ready to give up and dive under my desk when the last
pop-up disappeared. My sigh of relief was interrupted by a
Windows dialog box asking me if I was ready to accept software
from Gator. This wasn't simply a faked-up browser window but a
bona fide Windows dialog, though I hadn't clicked any download
links. This latest adware trick initiates a download for you
from a pop-up, and in a frenzy of shutting down pop-ups you
might accidentally click the OK button. What do you think of
self-downloading adware? Let me know by sending an email to
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Thanks again for your many responses to last week's question
about deleting .NET Passport accounts. You'll find a sampling
of responses at the end of this dispatch. You can also read
more about that sneaky "pop-up" software here:

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Wayne Cunningham
Features Editor, CNET Download.com
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Arrrgh! How aggravating!

Anyone still watching this crazy shit? I haven't missed an episode yet...I can't believe that the writers are able to keep coming up with stuff that leaves me on the edge of my seat every week...oh, the plot twists and turns are wonderful! {}
I guessed the identity of the prisoner! I get a cookie!

Do you think that after all this, Palmer will still be assassinated? I hope he ditches his power-hungry cunt of a wife...

Next week's show looks nuts!

Who is going in?

Will it be a mod?

Will it be Arpi?

Could it be me?

Could it be you?

Well, only time will tell.

93 degrees? It's getting a little fuckin hot for April, don't you think? I am now debating if I should install my AC's today. At least then I won't be waiting till the last minute to do so and I have the day off so maybe I will just go ahead with it and put those bad boys in.

Anyone break down yet and put thiers in?

Evolution is a mere ploy to spread STD's to little children...HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anybody remember the scene in Hook where Peter Pan (Robin Williams) and the asian kid have an insult fight, but they don't use any curses or sexual inuendo?

Think you can hack it you tub drain licking infested frog wart?

I know there aren't many boxing fans here but it's been a while since I posted anything boxing related.

This year was supposed to be one of the biggest boxing years, following suit of the past 5 years. Boxing mega events and champions squaring off to face adveseries in their primes has become a staple in the world of boxing over the last half of the 90's. Even with the numerous "championship" belts there were finally recognized champs because opponents were facing eachother and we didn't have to wait for 2 big fights a year anymore. We've actually gotten a bit greedy but I ain't complaining.

2002 held the promise of such fights as Vargas Vs. Delahoya, Barerra Vs. Morrales II, Mosely Vs. Forrest, Casamayor Vs, Frietas, & the biggest fight out there today Lewis Vs. Tyson.

Among many other fights like Leija Vs. Ward which was called on a cut.

The Barrera & Morrales fight was postponed due to a broken rib suffered by Morrales. The Vargas & Delahoya fight has been called off for a 2nd time cause Oscar hurt his hand and Tyson Vs. Lewis was supposed to have happened almost 2 weeks ago originally. But hopefully will come off on June 8th.

There has been no date set for Barrera Morrales yet, The delahoya Vs. Vargas fight has been moved to september now.

But elsewhere in the world of boxing:

Mike Tyson always in the news, has gone to train where else but Hawaii. They figured like King Kong secure the fuckin guy to an Island but they tried that when they sent him to Cuba. He punched a camera man and threw christmas ornaments at the press while in Cuba.

But that is not the big news, big news is actually a huge problem. And I mean huge, Tyson is at a reported 280 pounds, he has been gaining weight as of late as we saw at the press conference several months ago. But 280 pounds?!?!?! Max Kellerman of ESPN 2's friday night fights said exactly what I was thinking. It could be 280 or the other accounts are 260 and 250.

But even at 250 that is grossly overweight for him. He fights at 5' 11" but we all know tyson barely gets over 5' 9" in height. His perfect fighting weight his entire career was between 215 and 223 pounds. Lewis can't fight at 250 and he is 6' 5". The good part is he has hired Ronnie Shields to train him, bad news is will he listen? There is only one man who should and can train Mike Tyson the fighter and the man and that is Kevin Rooney, the way things are going unless tyson lands a bomb within 3 rounds I dunno if he can pull it off.

In other fight news 2 former champs square off at MSG the week before Tyson Vs. Lewis. Former 4 time champ Evander Holyfield will meet former champ Hasim Rahman. Rahman who KO'ed Lewis last year in Africa to win the title but then got KO'ed by lewis in the rematch. This fight means nothing since both men have lost to lewis but if Tyson should win and Holyfield should somehow win, this could set up big money for Tyson Vs. Holyfield III. Then again the Holyman has gone 1-1-2 in his last 5 fights. The draw with Lewis, The Loss to Lewis, The loss to Ruiz and The Draw with Ruiz. Rahman is nothing more than James Buster Douglas with a jab and a bit more power.

Prince Naseem Hamed who hasn't fought in almost a year now since his loss to Barrera was supposed to fight last month. But injured his back, it looks like the reign may be over for the prince now.

Floyd Mayweather is vacating his title at 130 to move up in weight in search of big money against Undisputed champ kostya Tszyu.

In other news, the alphabet soup organizations strike again. Vernon Forrest who beat Shane Mosley in this years upset fight, he won the WBA title to add to his IBF title. But the IBF didn't wanna sanction the fight cause they wanted him to fight a mandatory. So the IBF stripped him of his title, just more bullshit.