How much would you spend for an unlimited monthy theater ticket? I mean, if a movie theater offered one ticket that could be used unlimited times for any movies, any amount of times per month how much would you spend for it? I would be willing to go between $100-$125

Or maybe I just posted this so I could read more of Gonzostyle's stuff. and I know many of you can write, so I need a little inspiration

Here's something I've been working on the last few days...trying to make a song for it but I just can't think of a chorus:

The earth stops for a moment
I feel it's pulse slow
Keep on walking forward
though I have nowhere to go

Nature's forces pull me
My consciousness flies
A chance for adventure?
Didn't let it pass by
(chorus)

Standing at my crossroads
The air breathes, sighs
Lost in the wonder
Held in land and sky

A new feeling, building
Deep inside of me
Comfort, a warm embrace,
green is all I see
(chorus)

I sense the world change
Like it's shutting the door
But I just want to stay here
One moment more

A journey lies ahead
Will I find out my fate?
Then will I return
to this wondrous state?
(chorus)

I was just over getting my lunch at the Shop Rite, (Eggplant and Mozzarella on a whole wheat wrap) and on the way over, I got the strangest feeling. They are redoing the roof there, so they have a huge tarring truck, and a large crane. So look up at the crane, and hanging from it is a large ball with a hook on it. Nothing abnormal, except I was standing right under it and got all freaked out. Now for the whole time I was in the market, I had this strange feeling that everything was going to fall on me. The lights, the ceiling tiles, the stack of tomato soup.
So I'm waiting at the deli counter to get my sandwich made, and there's only one other woman there ordering. So I'm standing there waiting for the counter guy to help me, when another counter person shows up. She calls out who's next, and out of no where, this women pops up and says me. So I'm like WTF? Do I say something to her, or just let it go. Hmmm decisions decisions. Well, I didn't need the little old lady to keel over and die from me yelling at her so I just kept my mouth shut. Why do people have to be so fucking rude?
So after getting my lunch I walked back to work, UNDER THE FUCKING CRANE AGAIN! And I'm still freaked out right now.

any ideas?

Doh! I accidentally posted this before I got to write the end of the subect.....what a fucking pussy....he got beat up by his wife and she got arrested. HA!

Finley's wife arrested on spousal abuse charges


Associated Press


SANTA ANA, Calif. -- Actress Tawny Kitaen, wife of Cleveland Indians pitcher Chuck Finley, was charged Wednesday with spousal abuse and battery for allegedly attacking her husband.



Kitaen was arrested Monday night after arguing with Finley as they drove home from dinner, said Tori Richards, spokeswoman for the Orange County district attorney's office.

She was released from jail Wednesday night and left in a limousine. She did not speak as she walked past a gauntlet of reporters and photographers.

The charges were revealed the same day Finley was scheduled to make his season debut against his former team, the Anaheim Angels, for whom he pitched for 14 seasons.

Finley was scratched from his start and did not come to the stadium. Ryan Drese got the start in Finley's place.

Indians general manager Mark Shapiro said there was nothing physically wrong with Finley, but, "Chuck called me today to say that he wouldn't be able to make the game tonight."

"He did not feel like he could make it to the ballpark, wouldn't be able to pitch," he said.

Shapiro said Finley is expected to join the team in Detroit, where the Indians open a three-game series on Friday.

"My attitude is, it's the same as with any player in the organization. Everyone has issues outside of being a major league player that they have to deal with in life," Shapiro said. "It's a tough thing to go through when you're in an environment like this."

A third party called 911 after the couple arrived at their Newport Beach home, Richards said. Police arrested Kitaen after noticing abrasions and scrapes on the 39-year-old Finley.

Kitaen, 40, was ordered released Wednesday on her own recognizance from Orange County Jail. If convicted of the two misdemeanor counts, she faces up to a year in jail and a $6,000 fine.

A judge issued a restraining order against Kitaen, ordering her to have no contact with Finley. Richards said Kitaen will live in the Newport Beach home, while Finley will live elsewhere.

He was driving Monday night when the couple began arguing, and Kitaen kicked him with her high-heeled shoes, Richards said.

"She kicked him in the thigh, in the leg, in the arm, she grabbed his ear and twisted it," Richards said. "At one point, her high-heel shoe was on top of his foot pressing the accelerator to the ground."

Kitaen, whose real name is Julie, and Finley were married in 1997. They have two daughters.


Kitaen is best known for her role in the 1984 Tom Hanks movie "Bachelor Party." She's also appeared in such TV shows as "Seinfeld," "Married ... with Children," and "The Howard Stern Show."

She was previously married to David Coverdale, lead singer for the British heavy metal band Whitesnake.

"What he's going through are the regular ups and downs people go through in their personal life," Shapiro said. "His priority right now is his family. My sentiment to him was to take as much time as he needed to tend to his personal matters."



Edited By PollyannaFlower46 on April 04 2002 at 10:46

you know how in the yearbook all the popular people got all those stupid superlative thing like best hair, cutest couple, class clown, etc?

well now you get to make your very own superlative for your "favorite" CDIH member

Cutest Couple : MayMay and Apri
Most Likely To Fuck His Son: Gonzo Style
Most Likely To Kill Himself: IkeaBoy
Nicest Eyes: Brokenjaw
Most Likely To Be On The 10 Most Wanted List: SeanCold

you think of your own

4/4/02

Quote:Suicide Attempted
At St. Pat's Rectory


A distraught man shot himself in the head yesterday inside the parish house at St. Patrick's Cathedral — moments after he pointed his gun at a terrified priest, police said.

The unidentified man pulled out the gun midway through a brief, disjointed and disconnected conversation with a priest who was trying to counsel him, cops and church officials said.

"Is life worth it?" asked the troubled man, who smelled of alcohol, cops said.

Screaming warnings to church workers, the priest bolted from the room just before the shot rang out. He was not injured.

Officials said they have no evidence the man planned to hurt anyone except himself, but church officials said the priest — identified only as Father Mike — had no way of knowing that.

"Anytime someone is taking out a gun and waving it around, there is an implied danger or threat to it," said Joseph Zwilling, a spokesman for the Archdiocese of New York.

No services were being held at the time inside St. Patrick's Cathedral, around the corner, and worshipers were apparently not aware of the shooting.

The trouble started around 2 p.m., when the disturbed man walked into the parish house on E. 51st St. off Madison Ave. and asked to speak to a priest.

The man spoke for a few minutes, then suddenly pulled the .357 Ruger from his waistband. He pointed it at his head, then lowered it toward the priest.

"He started talking about life and then pulled out a long gun," said William Allee, NYPD chief of detectives.

If you could make a film of your favorite stories, would you make it live-action or animated?

For instance, I'd love to see a movie made from The Sword of Shanhara, but I don't think it would work as a live action. It would be great as a computer animated flick with Micheal Dorn as the voice of Allanon, the last druid.

On a side note, anyone really good at flash animation ever think of making a flash movie? Maybe some people on the board could voice the characters...

Wanna marry your cousin?

So, wanna shag your cousin?

Edit - Oh, right. Short bus. All the NYTimes readers are in the Pit. This forums for the NYPost readers.

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Edited By Arthur Dent on April 04 2002 at 11:12