Ok, it is true, we have returned yet again.

We were censored by our old server for liberal use of foul language and shit.

That will not happen again.

The graphics are a little screwy but I shall fix that as soon as I can.

Welcome back.

So which commercials lately really annoy the piss out of yuou or make you laugh hystericly..
Me...
The Oxygen commercial in the nursery ward with the baby girls throwing their hats is ANNOYING AS FUCKING hell!!!

And the Dorito's commercial with the gimp blocking the basketball with his prosthetic leg is funny as fuck!!

And you're not sure about the artist..
But maybe somebody else here can ID the song based on those lyrics alone.. and that damn tune has been nagging at the back of your head for a few weeks now.. and you just want to download it to get it to leave you alone?

So I figured, well.. I'M having that problem.. and maybe somebody here could help me out.. and maybe I'm not the only one who has that problem, be it movie, music, or TV show...
So I thought "Let's try this and see if it works"
Post what you know or can recall about whatever it is you're trying to ID, and maybe someone here can answer that nagging question for you, or add more information to your search as their memory is jogged..

Here's mine..
I've had this tune stuck in my head for the past 3 weeks, but I can't ID it... I know it's like an early 80's/70's rock song, would probably fall into classic rock category... and the last verse of the chorus is "twenty five two six two four" and the singer jumps that "four" up two notes before the song falls back into it's primary rythm.
Any body able to help me out on this one?
Post your own too!!

in 98 i got hit by a car and broke two bones in my leg
i have a pin and four screws in there holding everything together
and do this day when it rains and when there is a huge difference in the weather my leg starts killing me
i know this is normal, it had stopped for a while though
i just wanted to know who else it happens to

Quote:Teachers Face More
Discipline Complaints
1514 cases were
substantiated in '01 probes


Karen Chavis didn't think it was a big deal to bring a water bottle into class.

Teacher Jerry Selkowitz thought otherwise and ordered her to put it away. When the 12-year-old Staten Island student didn't move fast enough, Selkowitz allegedly pulled out a pocketknife, pointed the blade at the girl's cheek and threatened to pop the plastic bottle.


Karen Chavis, 12, of Staten Island, says Selkowitz pointed knife at her.
"He looked like he was crazy," said Karen, a seventh-grader at Intermediate School 72 on Ferndale Ave.

Selkowitz, who was arrested on Jan. 4, is one of thousands of city teachers accused in recent years of shoving, hitting, threatening and pummeling students.

Although teachers are forbidden to use physical force to discipline students, a Daily News investigation found that such allegations against teachers are rising.

Last year, 4,326 city teachers were accused of corporal punishment — 200 more than the year before, Board of Education records show.

Outpacing the rise in complaints was a 36% jump in the number of charges substantiated by principals or Board of Education investigators.

A total of 1,514 cases were substantiated — meaning some evidence was found to support the charge — last year. That's 400 more than in 2000. Among the charges:

A Bronx teacher partially severed a student's finger.
A Staten Island teacher punched and dragged a student.
A teacher's aide in Brooklyn was arrested last Thursday for losing his temper and allegedly smacking an 11-year-old special education student in the legs with a stick.
Board of Education officials contend the increase in incidents is not a reflection of rampant student abuse, but the result of efforts to make it easier to report errant teachers and investigate allegations more seriously.

Teachers union leaders note the vast majority of allegations against teachers are not proven.

And a union report found that more than 1,000 teachers were assaulted by students in the 1998-99 school year.

"No one is condoning the use of force. But the reality is that principals are told to report everything, real or not, and there are kids who have figured out the way to get a teacher is to make a false claim," said United Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten. To parents, though, the numbers are troubling.


Kerry Selkowitz was put on administrative duty after alleged knife incident.
"This is not right, what is happening. I know teaching is a tough job, but adults can't take out their anger on our kids," said Karen's mother, Sharon Chavis.

Karen said that after Selkowitz pointed the knife at her on Jan. 3, he pulled out another knife with a larger blade, waved it before the class and said that, as a science teacher, he was allowed to carry it.

A dozen other students in the class confirmed Karen's account to investigators. "Nobody could believe a teacher was acting this way," Karen said. "Kids act that way, not teachers. It was scary."

Selkowitz, 52, was yanked from the classroom and placed on duty in the District 31 administrative office pending the outcome of an investigation.

Along with criminal charges of menacing and endangering the welfare of a child, the veteran math and science teacher faces dismissal by the Board of Education.

Selkowitz, speaking outside his Staten Island home, said he could not discuss the charges. But he waved his hand dismissively when asked if he pointed a knife at Karen's cheek.

"I probably was not within an arm's length of her," he said. He said the second knife actually was a "tool kit."

<center>The Wretched
nin

Just a reflection
Just a glimpse
Just a little reminder
Of all the what abouts
And all the might have
Could have beens
Another day
Some other way
But not another reason to continue
And now you're one of us
The wretched

The hopes and prays
The better days
The far aways
Forget it

It didn't turn out the way you wanted it to
It didn't turn out the way you wanted it, did it?
It didn't turn out the way you wanted it to
It didn't turn out the way you wanted it, did it?

Now you know
This is what it feels like
Now you know
This is what it feels like

The clouds will part and the sky cracks open
And god himself will reach his fucking arm
Through
Just to push you down
Just to hold you down
Stuck in this hole with the shit and the piss
And it's hard to believe it could come down to this
Back at the beginning
Sinking
Spinning

And in the end
We still pretend
The time we spend
Not knowing when
You're finally free
And you could be

But it didn't turn out the way you wanted it to
It didn't turn out quite the way that you wanted it

Now you know
This is what it feels like
Now you know
This is what it feels like

You can try to stop it but it keeps on coming
You can try to stop it but</center>

<center>

Ben Folds Five

SMOKE

Leaf by Leaf page by page
Throw this book away
All the sadness all the rage
Throw this book away
Rip out the binding, tear the glue
All of the grief we never ever knew
We had it all along

Now its smoke
The things we've written in it
Never really happened
All of the people come and gone
Never really lived
All of the people have come have gone

No one to forgive smoke
We will never write a new one
There will not be a new one
Another one, another one
Here's an evening dark with shame
Throw it on the fire
here's the time I took the blame
Throw it on the fire
Here's the time we didn't speak
it seemed for years and years
Here's a secret
No one will ever know the
realsons for the tears
They are smoke

Where do all the secrets live
They travel in the air
You can smell them when they burn
They travel
Those who say the past is not dead
Stop and smell the smoke
You keep on saying the past is not dead
Come on and smell the smoke
You keep saying the past is not even past
You keep saying
We are, smoke

[/b] </center>

hardradio.com:
In related news, Ozzy is expected to headline this year's OZZFEST tour, which will include one UK show at Donington in the summer. The US line-up will likely feature FILTER, SOIL, DOWN and METHODS OF MAYHEM.

Last year's Ozzfest just plain sucked...I didn't even bother to go. This year I think they'll get back to plain kick ass rock and heavy metal, screw the trends! Down would be sweet! I hope that Black Label Society is on, with Zakk ripping up for Ozzy too...I've also heard rumors of a Motorhead reunion. Having Tool on again would also be excellent. Heard that High on Fire would also be on the 2nd stage

Dream line-up this year (1st stage)
Ozzy (with Zakk)
Tool
Motorhead
System of a Down
Filter
Sevendust
Methods of Mayhem (yuck! why would they be back?!)
Black Label Society

2nd stage
Down
Soulfly
Coal Chamber
Soil
Hatebreed
High on Fire
Mystick Krewe of Clearlight

Kind of a reversal of Sean's rubbing one out thread....have you ever been up in the middle of the night, while your partner is asleep, been in a "mood" and let your hands wander over to their body....just to see how they would react, if at all?

Any other freaks out there?
:bouncer:

Okay - with McMahon giving Flair the alternative of resigning and walking away and with Nash and Hogan confirmed to come back, here's how I see this scenario playing out.

- Flair refuses his offer giving bullshit rheotorics about his career and his life and how he wants to help WWF
- McMahon states "then there is only one solution"
- Cue Hogan and Hall's music, Income the ugly twins
- They proceed to destroy the WWF and take it apart (for a while)
- Flair pulls the trump card and brings in the one person from WCW who took on NWO and kept it in check....

You guessed it - Welcome back Goldberg......

I so fucking hope they bring his bald ass into the WWF. That would just totally fucking rule!

Could we also see the return of STING to help keep NWO in check? Now there is some wrestling worth watching. Putting those two goons against the WWF regulars. WWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BTW - did anyone else notice how buff DDT has gotten? Has the WWF been mandating a work out regime for the goons with maybe some "additives" into their diet? First HHH comes back looking like a beast, then DDT comes back buff. Mr. Spinarooni himself has added some mass and definition. What's goin on here?