When going swimming in the CDIH swimming pool, please try to wear appropriate attire. It's not only fashionalbe, but it's functional as well. But remember though, as always, it's safety first.

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#1 - Heavy duty plexi-glass face shield to protect your eyes from HeyLadi's rancid rotten tuna boat bile which has been known to have the same consistancy as battery acid.

#2 - Self contained breathing apparatus with constant feed of fresh bowel emmisions gathered from virgingrrl after a week-long binge of broccoli, baked beans and Busch Light.

#3 - Regulated nutrition intake valve for easy re-fueling from Lunababe's curdled cottage cheese producing mamories.

#4 - Easy pull release valve for self contained double layered eneama/colostomy bag and THC filtering cathater overflow that comes pre-filled courtesy of Spitfire and Naughty Angel.

#5 - Ultra Thin Pre-Lubricated Haz-Mat gloves which come in handy when performing freelance gynocology exams, pap smears and rectal exams on crx girl & Rape Fantisizer. (God only knows what kind of festering fungii live in those craters)

#6 - Cool Orange Racing Stripe. (chicks dig stripes)

#7 - Salvation Army bought Rubber Boots with the soles cut out so you can squish your toes in all of the slimey, puss ridden, disease infested, blood, sweat and stanky twat drippings.

I hope this helps some of you guys decide how you will dress for the next social gathering down by the old water hole. I hope that one or two of the ladies here will post some pictures of what they might wear to our next big Luau.

Plus, If anyone has any ideas for theme parties, tips for pool safety issues, or general suggestions or comments, please feel free to share with the group. :fuggin:
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Edited By FNMoron on Jan. 16 2002 at 04:50

my name is on every thread in this section...see what boredom does to you? :disaprove:

I am seeing this Thursday Night at an advanced screening.

Anyone else have any desire to see it or is it too close to the 9/ll attacks?

Hey everybody, come on out Saturday night and help me celebrate my birthday at Bar9. That is this Saturday, January 19 at about 8 or 9ish.

<font size="+3">Pssssst...It is also Sean's birthday on the 18th so, come on out!!!</font>

<font size="+2">It is also, Gonzo's birthday everyday - Come on out & wish him a "Happy"!</font>



Edited By LunaBabe on Jan. 16 2002 at 12:07

I think that it might be a good idea to makea bill of rights for ourselves....The first one Right to free speech as well as the right to having all out sex :happyangel:

Ozzy Gets His Own Show

New reality television program to debut in March


Well, it ain't Ozzie and Harriet, but Ozzy Osbourne and his family will be the subject of a new TV series, The Osbournes, to debut on MTV on March 5th. The series is based on a six-month period during which Ozzy and family granted the network nearly unlimited access to their daily lives. According to the network, the episodes will include the Osbournes dealing with "typical familial issues such as school, allowance, moving, pets, tattoos, adolescence and life on the road."
In addition to Ozzy, the show will feature his wife/manager Sharon and their two children, sixteen-year-old Kelly and fifteen-year-old Jack. "The Osbournes is such compelling television because no one could write the characters of Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly -- they're simply too real," said MTV Senior Vice President of Music Development Lois Curren. "[It's] a new form -- part reality show, part sitcom, and there's nothing like it on TV."

The Osbournes will air at 10:30 p.m. on March 5th, immediately after The Real World.

ANDREW DANSBY
(January 15, 2002)

Everyone say a big happy CDIH hello to the one and only GOOCH!

Hi goochie, you can come into the water, no sharks here! :bouncer:

Sure, everyone loves the VG and everyone allows Gonzo's meat missile up their sphincter but I think it's about high time that I got my own whore......someone I can violate at will as my own personal bitch :fuckin:

So give me your qualifications, and I'll see if any of you fuckers make the cut :eatme:

Here's the trade:Sheffield for Brian Jordan & Odalis Perez.

The Braves have traded off another pitching prospect and one of the top 3 offensive producers to get a time bomb waiting to happen who will be there best offensive threat. Not a bad deal, the Braves needed more offense to keep up with the Mets. But at some point the Braves are going to have to reload their pitching.

Quote:Jan. 14: Tony Dungy's firing actually came at 9:30 a.m. on Monday. The Buccaneers ownership hoped the news would hold until Tuesday at 10:30 a.m. when Dungy consented to a press conference. Dungy had to have a security guard escort him before leaving the building Monday. The team is expected to announce the hiring of former Giants and Jets coach Bill Parcells in the next four to six days. Right now, Parcells is busily trying to put together his new coaching staff. Bill Muir of the Jets is expected to join Parcells as his offensive line coach along with Lions running backs coach Maurice Carthon, former Falcons and Chargers head coach Dan Henning and ex-Steelers wide receiver Dwight Stone (as an offensive assistant).