I always wanted to rape faceman but he won't give....

But I have this strange attraction to julia stiles even though she doesn't have a piss poker, it's strange. I'd love dragging her in the woods and decapitating her and fucking her rotting out corpse for weeks on end as I place the head 10 feet or so away from the body, to make her "watch" me defile whatever remains the animals haven't devoured yet.

That's love.

How can the Monday before a PPV suck so fuckin bad? I can't even remember one hilight from the fuckin show last night.

Triple H finally does a full promo and it just sucked so bad.

The Flair bit, ugggggh, don't get me started.

and The One and Chucky? Who fuckin cares? Yeah, they can win the rumble.

No, really they can.

Just watch.

Pepsi.. Or Coke...

Seriously, step away from the fucking keyboard. It ain't worth throwing your life away over a message board. We all know you mean well but, it's getting out of hand. Start a family, watch a movie, buy a puppy, do some laundry, eat, sleep, take a good shit, do anything it takes to regain what you once called a life. We're in this together. I know you can do it. Just imagine what it would be like if you were to look in the mirror one day and see Maynard in the reflection.

AHHHHH!!!
Fresh Meat!!! :fuckin:

I hate not being able to sleep. It fucking blows. Just lying there in bed...for hours and hours on end....

My friend sent me this the other night. We've all seen Am I Hot or Not?. But here's taking it to the next level....

Show Me Your Boobies!


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Edited By Maynard on Jan. 15 2002 at 02:25

This is yoiur chance to finally be funny!

Enlist and CDIH's funny school now and you will recieve a diploma in the following areas:

*learning to make people laugh with you, not at you

*how to take a joke

*how to get a joke

*how to make a joke

act now and get a free cookie as well!

Thank God That Homo Arpi is here...
Fuckin Maynard has been pretty fucking unbearable...
Maybe now...
Instead of saying that we've all sucked his dick...
He'll actually get some action...
So, go suck eachother off and shut the fuck up!
:fuckin:

now that we in new digs i will reveal th oh so boring true meaning of my name. long ago magus banned me under the name "scary bear salesman". arpikarhu means the exact same thing but in finnish. ta da!!