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let's say that you are walking down the street. In each hand is a hamburger tht you have just purchased with your money. Along the way you see a man who is starving. If you give him one of your hamburgers he will survive. If you do not give him one of your hamburgers he will definitely die. If you decide not to give him one of your hamburgers do you think that the government should be allowed to arrest you?


please do not answer hastily from your gut. there are some heavy implications involved in some of the answers. go read some other threads, take a walk outside, and then come back and answer.

So i go to check my mailbox yesterday and inside i find one of those little blue slips telling me that i have recieved a package and to go pick it up at another building. I was expecting it to be Donkey Kong Country for SNES, which i had purchased last week, so I was filled with joy.

I get to the mail center here on campus, hand them my ID and the blue packing slip, and a girl goes in the back and gets my package. The box seemed a bit large to be holding just a SNES game, but it wasn't out of the question. I signed for the package and was on my way.

I didn't really feel like carrying the box around, so I took a key and openned it up. I looked inside, and there seemed to be a lot of stuff. I move the invoice out of the way and instead of donkey kong, i see the words "Body Glide." I quickly stopped looking through the box, being that there was a high possibility that there was other sex toys in the box and I was walking down the street as I was looking inside.

My first thought was "my stupid friends sent me a bunch of gay shit as a joke," so i go to see what the return address is. But it turns out that this package wasnt even addressed to me. Instead, it was addressed to none other than my dickbag RA. This brought on both feelings of hapiness and disgust.

Upon further inspection, the full contents of the box turned out to be:
1) 1 set rubber cock rings
2) 2 tubes body glide
3) 1 set handcuffs
4) a "Bullet Vibrator"

So long story short, the asshole RA in my building is a sexual deviant, and in my opinion, these items are to be used in solitary, because it is highly unlikely that he is getting laid....by either sex.



p.s. I brought the package back today and got my snes game. i doubt he will ever ask me about what has happened, because "did you find my homo bondage gear" isn't too popular of a conversation starter.

When Carpenter wins the Cy Young, there will be massive bitching in the nig community that the only reason Willis didn't win is because he's an eggplant.

So my company sent me to Canada to train a new call center in the number porting process.

OK we arrive at Newark airport on time and quickly go through the gates. No problems or issues. So we get on the flight and are told that it will be delayed for about 20 min because of airport traffic. Now I was worried because they only gave us 1 hour to get in to Toronto and make it to our next plane to go to Saint Johns.
So my itinerary was:
Newark airport to Toronto
Toronto to Saint Johns
Saint Johns to Gander
All ending I would be in my hotel by 6 pm at the latest.
So we pull into Toronto airport and (because of some law in Canada about someone having to be at the gate for international flights) we sit for about another 20 minutes. So we miss out flight and have to reschedule all of our other flights.
Or itinerary changed to this:

Woke up at 5am and left at about 9 am

Newark to Toronto (late)
Toronto to Halifax
Halifax to Saint Johns
Saint Johns to Gander this trip had a 3 hour layover
All ending we would arrive at the hotel at about 2am

So we get up to the point of Saint Johns and we are beat don’t want to layover all that time and want to sleep. So we have Our company get us a hotel in Saint Johns and have them reschedule us for a flight the next day so we tell them to get our luggage off the plane. Well Guess what….. No luggage and at first they had no idea where our stuff was they guy looked for about 1 hour in the system and he finally found it. But it would not catch up to us until about 1am. So our flight was at 7:30 AM the next morning. Well our luggage did not’t arrive to the hotel until 3am and we finally got it all. Get dressed and stuff about 5:30am and hop on the plane.
Now we finally are in the fine WINDY city of Gander. After a long drive where our driver almost let himself run out of gas. We arrive at the spot to start training these people. Well they don’t have wireless access for our lap tops they have their Internet access is so locked down we couldn't vpn in or anything.

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Breaking Bonaduce
Invasion
Prison Break
My Fair Brady
The Apprentice : Martha Stewart
Grey's Anatomy

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texas is going to get wrecked.
i just wonder why with all the people evacuating, why don't they let the people use the other side of the highway to get out?

heroin