Osama bin Laden is still at large. Al Qaeda was able to carry out coordinated multiple bombings in London as recently as July.

Four years after December 7, 1941, Japan had already surrendered to the United States.

Yeah...

I am never constipated and I never have diarahea (or very very very rarely)

The urge to shit hits me like a wave, and if I can't get to the bathroom within about a half hour then I have a bit of a stomach ache for about 10 minutes every 30-60 minutes until I can get to one (Ohhh, I was stuck in a car in South Africa driving up from Capepoint to Capetown for 3-4 hours in an insane amount of traffic and I was too afraid to stop anywhere besides my hotel for fear of getting killed -- I thought I was going to have a hernia) but I can normally get to one in a reasonable time so it's never a problem.

Then I go in, I sit down, and boom -- it all comes out at once. I don't have to sit there for 20 minutes as little pebblets trickle out. I don't have embarrassing ass mud that seeps out. I don't have to squeeze out one 2 foot log from my tiny anus.

From the time I sit down until when I have washed my hands is normally between 1-2 minutes.

And even more than that, 75% of the time I am taking a shit between 8:45-9:00AM

has he finally foresaken us?

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I've never gone away for spring break except for a road trip through A.C. and home. This year my buds and I were planning an amazing exscursion to sunny Cancun. However, it was recently discovered that my spring break is the week after their spring break. It is only logical to plan around their break since the majority of our travel party is going to have break that week. So I'm left to decide. Take the week off from school and hope the profs believe some silly exscuse like family business or be the good student and not go to Mexico. So what would you do?

i would like for this thread to become basically a blog for the worlds most insane poster, Mad.

everyday i want random thoughts put in here by him. some of these random thoughts should be racially motivated, and some of them should be tips on how to make poison from tobacco products.

so...you crazy fuck, get thinking.

This weekend I was thinking about what women I wish weren't famous for what they're doing now and instead, were doing porn to try and "make it".
Alicia Keys, Brooke Burke, Hillary Duff and Beyonce were my top choices.
The african element here is disturbing considering I'm a white - Republican racist.

Their music really doesn't benefit me as much as if they were having a train run on them by the Harlem Globetrotters.



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Half a game out of the wildcard, just beat the Marlins... DIG, are you excited yet?

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