The best teacher of the dangers of unprotected sex is a mother with AIDS.

There are three distinct sexual classifications: homo, hetero, and people-that-fuck-niggers.

If I were a jew I'd carry around a preserved human ear. If anyone asks where I got it I'd tell them that it used to belong to Jesus Christ.

Stoning people to death is a lost art and funnier than Hell when you think about it. I'm going to the gay parade with a box of rocks.

How long could a person live if they only ate their own cum?

It's not your fault but it's your problem.

Arp, I mean Anna likes to kiss boys.

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Hey, Ladi was probably busy. Didn't want to disappoint Arpi

Do you like the water, do you swim, do you have water preferences?

Pools are nice, but unnatural. I always wanted a pool as a kid & when we finally got one, we were too old & it lost it's draw. I go in maybe twice a Summer.

When I was little, my grandparents lived on a Lake. We used to spend hours in there, trying to avoid touching any seaweed or mushy ground. When I look back on it, it's really a disgusting body of water, swimming in fish shit & all.

Oceans are good, but vast & scary. I'm afraid of what I can't see under the water. Some giant fish is going to swim up & bite my foot off.

Went to Boston on vacation once & went on one of those whale watching boat trips. The best part was standing on the front of the boat in the wind. Too bad we didn't actually see any whales.

Stop doing drugs, start getting real jobs and have real lives

I expect progress reports at the end of every day, thos who fail will be dragged into a field and beaten with reeds

-Goldberg vs. The Rock
Winner:Goldberg

WWE Championship
-Brock Lesnar © vs. John Cena
Winner:Brock Lesnar

Six-Man Tag Team Match
-Shawn Michaels, Diesel, and Booker T vs. Triple H, Chris Jericho, and Ric Flair
Winners:HHH, Jericho and Flair. Michaels joins up with HHH. Nash vs HHH at Next PPV and probably Booker T vs HBK.

WWE SmackDown! Tag Team Championship
-Shelton Benjamin and Charle Haas © vs. Eddie and Chavo Guerrero
Winners:Team Angle

WWE World Tag Team Championship
-Rob Van Dam and Kane © vs. The Dudley Boyz
Winners:the Dudleyz

WWE Women's Championship
-Trish Stratus © vs. Jazz
Winner:Trish Stratus

-Rikishi vs. Sean O'Haire With Rowdy Roddy Piper
Winner:Sean O'Haire

-Rey Mysterio vs. Big Show
Winner:Rey Mysterio by DQ

in his dreams!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:









sorry. :-(

Unfortunately, the fat girlfriend jokes do not end, though Galt would like to think so. This thread is for sig pic artwork regarding Galt's heifers!



Let's begin....

How fat is she?

It stings.