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  I would let Oleander Give me head
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 10-27-2006, 03:44 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (23)

but only if I could piss in her mouth first.....


what is your price for giving her some hag lovin'?

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  Your First 'Nad Kick
Posted by: Luna - 10-27-2006, 03:07 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (89)

So, do you remember the first guy you kicked in the 'nads? Ladies? Share your stories.

I was about 10 years old and this kid in my neighborhood named Todd said he could beat me up, so I said: "ok, let's fight" and he said: "ok, since you're a girl I'll let you get the first punch" so I said "ok" and then I kicked him in the 'nads.

I won.

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  your first crush
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 10-27-2006, 02:08 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (36)

Mine was in the 3rd or 4th grade, her name was jennifer rodriguez. I was obsessed with her to goatweed proportions. I knew everything about her, I would steal things from her desk and built a shrine to her, I knew her smell, her feel, everything.

The most vivid memory is when we were playing this game in class, i forget the name. Basically all the kids put their heads down and close their eyes while keeping a thumb up and 3 kids go around and touch your thumb and you put it down. Then you have to pick which of the 3 touched you.

So I knew it was her, her warm spic skin touched mine and I got a little feeling in my pee pee, it was magic. Then when it was my turn to point out, I pointed at her with a big grin on my face and she kinda looked shocked and then said that I was wrong.... I was crushed.

After class I walked up to her and told her I knew it was her, she asked how? I said cause I know the feel of your skin.... she said that it was her and if I didnt leave her alone, her brother walter was gonna slice me.

It was worth it!!!

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  If I ever get cancer, I'm going to shoot myself in the face.
Posted by: Hoon - 10-27-2006, 12:30 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (48)

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  why dosen't
Posted by: Black Lazerus - 10-26-2006, 09:11 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (16)

anyone use the chat feature come and join me in chat right now!!!

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  did anyone else laugh
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 10-26-2006, 07:05 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (28)

at "Chinatown" last night?

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  If I had sex with Oleander......
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 10-26-2006, 06:31 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (121)

I'd be all abusive and shit.......


I'd make her tell me that she's an ugly little pig who wants my cock,

shit like that.

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  does HedCold possess
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 10-26-2006, 06:25 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (18)

any of the code monkey skillz that jack does?

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  30 rock
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 10-26-2006, 06:23 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (15)

Watched the first 2 episodes and Tina Fey is my dream woman but Alec Baldwin is a god.

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  I May Not Smoke Pot...
Posted by: Luna - 10-26-2006, 05:38 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (47)

... but right now it looks like I do.

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oh well, at least I don't have herpes.

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