Strike again: http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/08/28/h...index.html

These fucking queers rule!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass

TO is a fucking pig dirtbag and he won't make it past game 4:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Av...&type=lgns

I got a spammed with that as the subject line. Then it said:

Yours $900 is waiting for you!
You don't go to Vegas, Vegas goes to you!

I lolled

Just happened. A mind scaring experience. The kind of experience that you never forget. An episode in your life that you will tell people over and over again and again when you're 80 sitting in a nursing home. I just woke up and I couldn't feel my arm. My ENTIRE arm, numb, like it wasn't there. It was hangin off my body like a piece of meat. I was writhing at the bottom of my bed half asleep, half panicked shaking my upper body back and forth, watching (and not feeling) my arm flop around. Feeling slowly started coming back though and I came closer and closer to being completely awake.

Now I have had experiences where I wake up and "part" of my hand or arm would be asleep but never the whole thing. I couldn't move it at all. I don't even know if it was a dream or not or if my body went into autopilot to save my arm from havijng to be amputated. But anyway, it was the most disturbing experience I EVER had and it just happened not 5 minutes ago. Kinda cool but I'm a little scared to go back to sleep, trying to remember what postiion I may have been in for this to have happened, if it did happen, so it never fucking happens again.

In Goodfellas, I coulda swore that the waiter that Tommy throws the tray at after beating on Sonny was Jim Carrey. Am I the only one? It turns out it's some fucko named Paul Mougey or the "Terrorized Waiter".

Am I wrong here?

is on comedy central right now. i got through about 5 minutes of it.

And now he's just some chink in Seattle and no one gives a shit. Sure he's hitting .320 after a "slump" in '05 hitting .302 but now no one cares because he had to sign in a shitty "braseball" town after his godly run in the chinker leagues over in chinkville. So what's the lesson learned here? The answer: ZIPPO, zipperhead! Because if WWII didn't teach it then nothing ever will.

This is what get when you add a little Goebbells to Gammons or a little Brommel to Berman. You get a big heapa' chink dust or a little chink crude up your chimney shoot.; you get a career thats "rup" in "frames". The mother fucker should start bowling.

Ok i'm done now

Just some bullshit thats been pissin me off this week.

People with accents who get impatient with YOU, because you ask them to speak slower. Or they get all pissy with you if you ask them to spell out their names, sorry if I can't spell your name Mr. BANGIANIZINYAZANA!!!! Then what burns my ass even more so, if when they get all sarcastic with you and then proceed to spell out simple words for you, when giving information, just to get under your skin.

I know i've been ranting about my issues with nudity at the gym locker rooms for a while now but now I think I have found a bigger issue. I have been complaining about the sense of comfort some men have in just being completely nude with other men but now I have an issue with one of the guys who did have the decency to put on his underwear. But guys, for the love of god, please don't wear thongs, please!!! Wear them at home, wear them in the bedroom, wear them for personal sexy time, don't wear them in public. There are so many reasons men don't need to wear thongs, these reasons are even more compounded when you have a pale and hairy ass.

Homeless people who have minimum change requirements. This has been a phenomenon lately in my neighborhood at least. But there was a day when a homeless person would kindly walk up to you and ask "you got any change?". Even if you said no, they would say thank you or bless you and move on. These bums today sure have no appreciation. They walk up to you, without even a friendly greeting, then they demand you give them something, then to top it all off.... they give you the exact amount they want!!! "Hey, lemme get 50 cents!", what kinda shit is that? Some of these wackos actually have graduated to expectations of paper money, they don't even want change anymore, "hey, can I have a dollar?". Times sure are changing and I don't like it!